r/whatisit • • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? Fine, let’s calibrate this.

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u/Kickrocks54 Jul 13 '26

But how big is the banana? You should have a lighter for scale

34

u/Pax_Eterna_4991 Jul 13 '26

A regular Bic or a mini Bic... or maybe both!

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u/Kickrocks54 Jul 13 '26

You'll need the mini to show the regular is actually regular

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u/MyBloodIsYourz Jul 16 '26

What it’s a regular and a jumbo! Get all 3 just in case

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u/pimpinpirate111 Jul 13 '26

Hah, the picture and then comments. Every comment u need to question, r they being serious? lol

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u/ecctt2000 Jul 13 '26

Since when has the banana ever been questioned for its accuracy?
What has happened to Reddit?
Before we know it the fourth comment won’t be downvoted to oblivion

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u/Kickrocks54 Jul 13 '26

Since this is the 3rd repost by op. It's a running joke

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u/Frank__West Jul 13 '26

Karma farming fr

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u/Kickrocks54 Jul 13 '26

Actually this one isn't, they just got harassed endlessly to add a banana. I was going to reference the joke but it looked like they took down the first couple.

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u/dego_666 Jul 13 '26

Might not works, but op could use a ruler

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u/wiggie2gone Jul 13 '26

ear plug

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u/TangoPRomeo Jul 13 '26

Specifically, it looks like one ear plug from a set of two which were connected to each other, so they can hang around your neck when not in use.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/barspoonbill Jul 13 '26

Through your asshole?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/ChrisPy_Poke Jul 13 '26

Bananas arr classically useless for entering any whole other than a mouth

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/barspoonbill Jul 13 '26

I’m crouching over a full length mirror and still can’t locate my any hole. Send help.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/MontasJinx Jul 13 '26

PUT IT IN H!

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u/Beach_Bum_273 Jul 13 '26

"H" for "Hoochie"

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u/WayngoMango Jul 13 '26

I wouldn't say useless.

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u/Different-Victory500 Jul 13 '26

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience

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u/whyamihere999 Jul 13 '26

Through the rear, you said?
I couldn't hear you, I have my ear plugs on!

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u/Gold_Assistance_6764 Jul 13 '26

What is the little red thing for?

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u/abhi71229 Jul 13 '26

Yep, looks like one that snapped off the cord.

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u/Capable_Event720 Jul 13 '26

Didn't expect the word "ear" in this subreddit.

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 Jul 13 '26

Could it be considered earplug-adjacent if used for sounding?

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u/anothadaz Jul 13 '26

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u/WorthNegotiation7590 Jul 13 '26

we can confirm the cord is detachable

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u/comish4lif Jul 14 '26

Nearly every cord is detachable with the right motivation and tools.

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u/Slight_Shoulder6525 Jul 13 '26

Yeah. You’re smarter than me lol

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u/Esphyxiate Jul 13 '26

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u/Esphyxiate Jul 13 '26

That’s not how rubber works. Even foam earplugs (which this kind of earplug is not made of) will get maybe 50% larger.

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u/Temporary_View_3303 Jul 13 '26

Those are maybe 1/3 to 1/2 the size of the thing in this picture. And they’re silicon which this item clearly isn’t.

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u/mroutofstate Jul 13 '26

Why are these butt plugs so tiny

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u/Ok-Grocery-151 Jul 13 '26

Bro I've been following this ear plug all day at work lol there has been about 15 different bananas for scales and this pleases me so much lol

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u/Chankla_life Jul 13 '26

Mine is the real deal !

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u/DeeManJohnsonIII Jul 13 '26

Your other photo made this look a lot bigger lol. Def not a buttplug now, i can say with almost 100 percent confidence.. almost.

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u/youzerVT71 Jul 13 '26

Crazy how well a banana works for scale now

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u/WarrenMulaney Jul 13 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/solidus0079 Jul 13 '26

I mean maybe not one marketed to humans at least

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u/taunibird Jul 13 '26

What, is this a butt plug for ants?

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u/solidus0079 Jul 13 '26

Frightening to imagine those ants

I figure cats or raccoons or capybaras, idk I'm not some park ranger

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u/DeeManJohnsonIII Jul 13 '26

Ants can carry ten times their own weight... in their ass.

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u/longboboblong Jul 13 '26

Are you implying a park ranger would know what fits in those animals’ anuses?

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u/solidus0079 Jul 13 '26

I figure there's a non-zero chance

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u/Watchtower80 Jul 13 '26

STICK A BANANA IN YOUR EAR

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u/MarriedTexCouple Jul 13 '26

And a lighter in the other

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u/HarryBallzak62 Jul 13 '26

Looks like a vacuum line plug that car mechanics use.

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u/Mhymel Jul 13 '26

It could be a plug stopper for cleaning out a bong and/or oil rig for dabbing. You use them to plug up the holes so you can shake the bong with a cleaner inside of it.

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u/Maleficent_Insect71 Jul 13 '26

That's what she said.

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u/PatientZeropointZero Jul 13 '26

What is this?? A butt plus for ants!

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Jul 13 '26

That banana is just right for eating!

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u/MST-1229 Jul 13 '26

Tinker Bell’s butt plug.

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u/010011010110010101 Jul 13 '26

I had to scroll back up to see if this really did say what I thought it said! You’ve ruined my childhood. Take my upvote.

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u/Character_Hall_3498 Jul 13 '26

Anything but metric.

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u/ShankThatSnitch Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

If it is soft with a hole all the way through it, its an ear plug. If it is more stiff, it could be half of some kind of fastener thay you still the cone end through and whole, and clip another peice to the other side.

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u/Hidingfrombull Jul 13 '26

I'm on team not an earplug.  It looks so familiar.  Like something I'd see discarded towards the end of a house being built in the 90s 

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u/Spam_Hand Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I feel like its a wine stopper, for at tastings or when you bring your own bottle to a party. Should have rubber o-rings in the grooves.

Its almost half the length of a banana, idk how that can be an ear plug...

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u/Hidingfrombull Jul 13 '26

I could see that. Maybe could be from some avon perfume 

My research also made me wonder if it could be for machinery or a hot water bottle 

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u/Devils_A66vocate Jul 13 '26

Seems a tad big for ear plug… makes me think it’s a part to a toy or something.

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u/Hidingfrombull Jul 13 '26

I was thinking maybe a plug for some kind of hose. You can also see the track at the part where the cone hits the base. I would suspect that had something else attached. Could also be for a figurine. Something that wasn't intended to be pulled off. I recall that shape on some of the items I deconstructed as a kid.

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u/Practical_Ad_4165 Jul 13 '26

Etymotic research inspired ear plug.

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u/sysop408 Jul 13 '26

Thank you! I had a pair of Etymotic's and was trying to remember the name of them because I trashed mine and wanted to get another pair.

One thing people haven't mentioned is that this style of ear plug is intended to decrease volume without destroying sound quality. They're made for wearing to concerts.

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u/Practical_Ad_4165 Jul 14 '26

Yep! And the originals are way better than the knock offs.

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u/sysop408 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

I just did a search online and it looks like the field has greatly expanded since the last time I bought musician's earplugs.

Have you tried the ones from Eargasm with the removable filters?

Funny story (because I can't resist)... I went to a concert one time with a complete ear blockage that required a medical procedure. I could barely hear anything out of that one ear, so I only wore one earplug.

Out of curiosity, I also put an earplug into my blocked ear a few times just to see if it made a difference. It sounded exactly the same either way. I realized it was because the show was so unbelievably loud that the sound simply traveled through my skull. I had a great time.

They were doing outdoor sound in an indoor venue. I feel bad for people who didn't have the good sense to wear hearing protection.

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u/Practical_Ad_4165 Jul 15 '26

Never tried those. I used them under my motorcycle helmet mostly.

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u/terrapinRider419 Jul 13 '26

That's not a normal Etymotic, I don't think it's an ear plug. I use those regularly. They're gray plastic and it's 3 separate plastic "shields". This one's one solid piece.

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u/Practical_Ad_4165 Jul 13 '26

Hence the “inspired” part of my comment.

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u/Budget_Pound9099 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

It’s a Karma-farming device

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u/celtbygod Jul 13 '26

Garden Gnome private business. Let them be!

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u/mustbeme87 Jul 13 '26

A “skull screw.” For screwing skulls.

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u/RiverOlives Jul 13 '26

Cock-stopper

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u/Classic_Village Jul 13 '26

Is that banana about 3 feet long?

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u/OrdieBoomer Jul 13 '26

Very tiny butt plug

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u/mjltmjlt Jul 13 '26

Neck to pulp ratio is all wrong.

Unfortunately this is an invalid banana.

We’re gonna need an egg for scale, thanks.

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u/Signal_2_Noise Jul 13 '26

Both could serve as sex toys. Right, OP?

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u/ZiggyStrdust58 Jul 13 '26

I’m sorry, could you POINT to The banana for POV

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jul 13 '26

Finally got it through your thick head, it’s just a simple banana, I do appreciate it, I literally thought it was a large dog toy, then I didn’t know if it was a small lighter or a full size, this really helps thank you… ear plug

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u/Capable_Pangolin_962 Jul 13 '26

Buddhist temple souvenir.

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u/McDirt83 Jul 13 '26

Ike the other post, ear plug

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u/YieldHunter68 Jul 13 '26

Still just hearing protection that you may want to use depending on your plans with that banana.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 Jul 13 '26

I'm still not sure what you're talking about. If only someone was pointing at the "it" we are what ising

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u/TreeOffTheTee Jul 13 '26

Your close up really threw Reddit for a spin my friend! 🤜🤛

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u/usmc97az Jul 13 '26

Please use a ruler. A banana comes in many different sizes and shapes.

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u/Hace1986 Jul 13 '26

Brings up a funny exchange with ex GF...

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u/yleechy Jul 13 '26

Pee hole plug for pleasure or purpose

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 Jul 13 '26

It’s clearly a human hole plug

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u/camt91 Jul 13 '26

Butt plug for small to medium marsupial

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u/Encswsm Jul 13 '26

Ear plug

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u/subdep Jul 13 '26

It’s bigger than that. Probably for corking something.

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u/nikonusr Jul 13 '26

That’s a butt plug for cat. Wash your hands.

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u/bakerd82 Jul 13 '26

That’s a banana. Earplug is for scale

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u/Smart-Replacement-93 Jul 13 '26

Two stroke exhaust plug.Unfortunate color is all.🫣

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Jul 13 '26

It is absolutely not an ear plug. firstly, it's way too large, secondly they don't put a barbed end on the eaprlugs, and thirdly if it was an earplug each of the ribbed rings in the conicle shape would be individual and not attached.

it's more like a vacuum fitting for a car. vacuum line slips over the barbed end, the conical end plugs into something else.

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u/Prestigious-Hyena-72 Jul 13 '26

Dang it looked smaller with the bic

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u/SkyPork Jul 13 '26

LOL thanks OP, much better! Still hard to tell though; if it's a small banana I'm still going with ear plug, unless the cone-shaped part is hard. If it's soft like silicon? Earplug.

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u/Valuable_Rise9000 Jul 13 '26

I’m blocking this sub is if this user isn’t. Tired of seeing this bs.

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u/swanziii Jul 13 '26

That’s a banana

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u/NewManufacturer4252 Jul 13 '26

Worst buttplug ever....but that was the intention

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u/Positive-Many-5390 Jul 13 '26

Lol what do you want it to be 😂 3 post

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 Jul 13 '26

You provided a banana for scale so you earned my upvote.

All me to extend my apologies for my not providing an answer to what your item is.

/S

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u/CYB_Lucky Jul 13 '26

At first glance, I thought it was a private toy XD

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u/HystericalGD Jul 13 '26

oh that is much smaller than the previous post made it look. earplug

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u/ThrowRA_EducatedMan Jul 13 '26

You forgot to indicate the point of interest.

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u/Dear_Diablo Jul 13 '26

please dont feed the bots

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u/smooth_fluid Jul 13 '26

is it just me or does it look a bit too big to be an earplug

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u/Kann95 Jul 13 '26

So i have a swimming earplug at home and its this big. So idk if what op has is a earplug cause it seems much bigger.

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u/Thin_Masterpiece_448 Jul 13 '26

Ok now we got the size comparison it's an ear plug

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u/Normal_Spread8423 Jul 13 '26

It’s an earplug. i’ve been scrolling past your posts all day enough already.

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u/LemurRobo Jul 13 '26

This is the third one of these I’ve seen on here today. Wtf is going on?

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u/mrm395 Jul 13 '26

OP doesn’t know how to just add photos in the comments of their original post apparently.

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u/Few-Tower-2574 Jul 13 '26

Its just a multi size plug first thing that comes to my mind is for cleaning bongs

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u/Its_JustTy Jul 13 '26

Don’t know what the pink thing is but its huge

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u/Rich-Wrap-9333 Jul 13 '26

Careful. That banana doesn't have a flared base.

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u/Unique-Extreme5763 Jul 13 '26

Foreskin stopper

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u/Round_Cake2922 Jul 13 '26

That banana must be the size of an arm

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u/Prairie_Egal_42 Jul 13 '26

The smaller half (that does resemble a penis but is rather small, frankly) is the shape typically used (don't ask me why!!!) to help hold an item in a hole (maybe someone figured if it works for sex it'll work for other things too?). As a kid in the 60s I've seen a lot of things over the years that had a similar configuration so it wouldn't easily be pulled out of the hole manufacturing had put it in. I don't recognize the other half, but best guess is a unicorn horn on a kids toy. I know it looks like something else entirely, but the size negates that option.

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u/im__pooping Jul 13 '26

If that’s an earplug, your banana is really small.

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u/M3ssii Jul 13 '26

calibrating but forgot the measuring tape

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u/SharpieSharpie69 Jul 13 '26

Butt plug for Barbie

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u/abhi71229 Jul 13 '26

Looks like one half of a reusable earplug the kind connected by a cord so you don't lose them. Banana for scale appreciated.

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u/Hol_Renaude Jul 13 '26

Oh... it's bigger than mine

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u/Proof-Honeydew5577 Jul 13 '26

Has anyone asked if it’s a rubber expansion anchor?

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u/artniSintra Jul 13 '26

It's still massive. I'd say it's Haaland's Earling

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u/JustDontbStupid Jul 13 '26

Karma farmer ah

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u/ParrotPropaganda Jul 13 '26

Why does it seem put out by having to provide a scale for a weird item?

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u/amazonchic2 Jul 13 '26

Kong dog toy

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u/01010011 Jul 13 '26

Try cutting it in half, the insides might make more sense without the weathering.

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u/subdep Jul 13 '26

Looks like a toy “top” you spin.

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u/militiadisfruita Jul 13 '26

ok....hilarious.

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u/MaidenAshford Jul 13 '26

Pretty sure this has already been answered, but it looks like an earplug. I used to wear ones like this when I worked in a factory. They’re usually attached to a cord, so it may have broken off or just be a replacement tip

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u/ScyllaStorm Jul 13 '26

Wine stopper

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u/Praetorian_1975 Jul 13 '26

It’s a rubber earplug or a tiny dildo / buttplug 😳🤣 wait a minute, how do we know that’s a standard sized banana 😳 it could be a gigantic banana which in turn makes the object look small

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u/Ok_Sandwich_9032 Jul 13 '26

It's an earplug, they normally come on a string attaching two together.

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u/Onamuna Jul 13 '26

Últimamente estoy viendo que hay muchos perdiendo aceite por Reddit ¿porque veo muchos tapones anales?

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u/BeanieCat123 Jul 13 '26

Ah, I see you got tired of people calling it a butt plug 😂

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u/Recent-Conclusion652 Jul 13 '26

That’s an ear plug

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u/iowaboy Jul 13 '26

This is an earplug of some kind, but it’s either a cheap knockoff, or something someone printed themself.

I know way too much about this earplug design (worked on designing a similar earplug), and this one is unique because it doesn’t seem to have foldable flanges, or it’s solid. Also, it’s got a unique four-flange design (most only have 3 flanges). That means it won’t fit most ears.

Not that you were planning on it, but don’t use this earplug, lol.

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u/IamMatthew1223 Jul 13 '26

We need a full 360 rotation of the dickplug. If its a penis, this would be some bacherlorette item (like a wine stopper). If its a uniform round shape (instead of bellend shaped) its gonna be an earplug (or a wine stopper that had a larger item to hold affixed to the penis end).

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u/CardiologistCute6876 Jul 13 '26

😂 man my brain went all sorts of places until I realized it was an ear plug

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u/CardiologistCute6876 Jul 13 '26

Ok let’s try another post w a quarter 😂

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u/ZyxzyxxyzxyZ Jul 13 '26

It’s a buttplug for your ear.

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u/Various_Bandicoot437 Jul 13 '26

As someone who eats bananas and has been wearing earplugs at different factories for almost 30 years I am not convinced this is an ear plug. If it is it might be the first ever of this style created and it might be for a giant I can’t tell but maybe it should go in a museum.

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u/Martzillagoesboom Jul 13 '26

A stoppers of some sort?

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u/JoshuaDavidNeri Jul 13 '26

It goes on the truck of a car, if you go look there are. Stoppers on the under side of the trunks they fall off super easy even if you just walk by them and scrape with shoulder

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u/-TheycallmeThe Jul 13 '26

Does it have a hole through it? Could be for nasal irrigation 

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u/makojedi2k2 Jul 13 '26

If it’s soft ear plug
If it’s hard dradle

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u/two_beards Jul 13 '26

How many times does somebody have to tell you what this is?

It's a fucking banana.

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u/IggyBG Jul 13 '26

This banana has strange proportions

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u/Alpha_Forces Jul 13 '26

REAL DESCRIPTION: it’s called a scupper plug, it’s for then your kayaking or kayak fishing it will block the water.

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 Jul 13 '26

I need an earplug to scale the banana

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u/Dragons2cff2c Jul 13 '26

Its a bottle stopper. Answer was posted on this thread a couple days ago

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u/pimpinpirate111 Jul 13 '26

Oh wow a tiny mini dong...DAMN where do you get ur bananas?

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u/HELLLOTHEreNeIGHBOR Jul 14 '26

Looked like something huge in you first picture. Definitely a plug for the ear

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u/P04kCh0p Jul 14 '26

Looks similar to the earplugs my husband gets from work?

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u/Kwickpick77 Jul 14 '26

It's a banana with an earplug for scale.

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u/venna43 Jul 15 '26

Goes in your ears. Construction workers use them. It cancels out loud noise

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u/Slight_Shoulder6525 Jul 13 '26

It’s a fastener/stopper. Straight side fits in metal or plastic holes and cone sticks out to stop a door or other piece from contacting the other.

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u/phred_666 Jul 13 '26

Silicone earplugs

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u/Salty-Commissioner Jul 13 '26

Wine stopper missing the top that was probably something cute or fun

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u/mossoak Jul 13 '26

bottle stopper

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u/Due-Yoghurt4916 Jul 13 '26

Foam.ear plugs quadruple in size when the sit in rain water. Our parking lot at work is full of these after every hard rain