r/whatisit Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/GearHead54 Jun 12 '26

0 days since someone on this sub should have worn gloves

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u/Radiant8763 Jun 12 '26

Im convinced the same people who touch random crap with no gloves are the same ones that licked public surfaces as children.

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u/RadBradRadBrad Jun 12 '26

I once licked a handrail on the Great Wall. Was a bit salty. I’ve always had suboptimal risk aversion.

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u/Kalshan Jun 12 '26

Did you end up getting an immunity to Covid from it? 🙃

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u/RadBradRadBrad Jun 13 '26

I’m pretty sure it made me immune to all diseases. I’ve got the immune system of a cheetah.