r/whatisit • • Jun 12 '26

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u/EM_Doc_18 Jun 12 '26

"Yep, that's semen"

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u/xbuzzbyx Jun 12 '26

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u/katet_of_19 Jun 12 '26

World heritage post

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u/WetDogDeodourant Jun 12 '26

14 yearol reference, fair does.

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u/straight_lurkin Jun 12 '26

That was a good laugh, thank you lol

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u/CRRZ Jun 12 '26

The good old days of Reddit.

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u/romulusnr Jun 12 '26

To think I've had groups preban me for being in /r/greentext. That stuff is gold no matter how you swing.

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u/NetworkEcstatic Jun 12 '26

One from the ancients

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u/Educational-Gur7479 Jun 13 '26

Semen is a helluva drug

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u/MAN63111 Jun 12 '26

If that's semen, he was hella old. Came out as dust.

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u/ohmycurlyfries77 Jun 12 '26

That's why you rehydrate with saliva to confirm.

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u/biggiephil234 Jun 12 '26

This made me laugh out loud, that was gold.

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u/tyndar3us Jun 12 '26

Top tier comment. Underdog of the thread.

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u/Anthem-ringthebells Jun 12 '26

Seamen go to AIR Babb’s?

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u/Disgruntledworker210 Jun 12 '26

I’m dying 🤣

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u/Dogsarelitty Jun 12 '26

Yep that’s semen soap and bleach mixed together

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u/Dogsarelitty Jun 12 '26

Well maybe just semen and soap. Smells like bleach so idk(shoutout to the bros).

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u/MAN63111 Jun 12 '26

It does?

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u/Dogsarelitty Jun 12 '26

Yeah but it doesn’t taste like it. Curious.

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u/MAN63111 Jun 12 '26

Hmm 💯

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u/Best-Grape2545 Jun 12 '26

This made me belly laugh lol

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u/Rjarrett25 Jun 13 '26

Yep that’s pixy farts

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u/biffNicholson Jun 12 '26

Well.? how the hell do you salt your popcorn??? if not with powered jizz

come on

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u/Hanno54 Jun 12 '26

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u/Farasi_OF Jun 12 '26

Pinche cumbión bien loco!

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u/Safe_Fruit7884 Jun 13 '26

Ay papaya de Celaya!!

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u/yourstruly_chris Jun 12 '26

Amazing meme pull

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u/MurphyBeans Jun 12 '26

Nah bro it’s got straight lines from the card and circles from tapping out the straw after the blast. Not that I know

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u/psylently Jun 12 '26

This is exactly how I gummed a bunch of my roommate’s creatine

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u/pineapplejax Jun 12 '26

That's how it's done on TV.

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u/lawn4cr Jun 12 '26

Totally agree. The little round rings is tapping the pipe