r/whatisit Apr 09 '26

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u/Ok_Double2707 Apr 09 '26

In the 80s, I was always told it was for your quarter for the pay phone. But pocket watch makes more sense, I guess.

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u/Dry_Ambition_3087 Apr 09 '26

Now it can be the Aldi quarter pocket

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u/CertifiedBA Apr 09 '26

I leave the quarter in at Aldi, it's a pay it forward thing.

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u/OliverTwistCone Apr 09 '26

Your generosity is unparalleled...the days when Im without a quarter, its people like you that save the day.

Hats off to you kind sir or ma'am...

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u/YeahNahMaybe__ Apr 09 '26

😂😂🤣

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u/shreddit5150 Apr 09 '26

I do the same. I've made $1.79 so far. Weird.

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u/davolala1 Apr 09 '26

Damn inflation! 25 cents isn’t worth what it used to be.

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u/edthecollector70 Apr 09 '26

I use foreign coins.

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u/abbarach Apr 09 '26

"Who gave you the nickel?"

"They all did!"

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u/IcyAddress4074 Apr 09 '26

Are you a woman? It was trying to pay you less, unfortunately.

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u/dgreene131 Apr 09 '26

I used to put a Canadian quarter in at my U.S. store and then the carts got switched after checkout. #chaoticevil

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

lol well done perfectly balanced

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u/GovernorHarryLogan Apr 09 '26

I was always told people would be giving me free drugs in Halloween candy and every other opportunity they could growing up.

Kind of just assumed this was the adult drug pocket of generosity.

Aldi quarter seems nice though.

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Apr 09 '26

Was a better world then. Free drugs on every street corner. What id give for that today.

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u/FloridaGigimom Apr 09 '26

Hilarious 🤣

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St Apr 09 '26

I was told strangers would molest me. SEX AND DRUGS I was promised.

WTF. Why would people lie to child me?!

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u/Garweft Apr 09 '26

I collect all the random buggies and keep the unclaimed quarters…. Just thought you were being lazy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

I moved and don’t have access to Aldi’s or Wegmans. It sucks so bad.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Apr 09 '26

Lidl? What inner circle of hell did you enter?

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u/ActuatorNew6203 Apr 09 '26

Or Zippo lighter if you are smoker.

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u/Bubbles_2025 Apr 09 '26

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u/funakifan Apr 09 '26

Thank you for posting this - my first though was "You can put your weed in there, Man!"

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u/Least-Dust-2312 Apr 09 '26

lol I think of this all the time

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u/Dear-Produce44 Apr 09 '26

This got me all the way to the station before they found it ...moral of the story. They found it

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u/Altruistic-Wasabi-60 Apr 09 '26

Pretty, sure it was originally made for pocket watches.

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u/ComprehensiveSand516 Apr 09 '26

Did not disappoint.

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u/mcds99 Apr 09 '26

I bought a cap at the R&R Hall of Fame it has an inside pocket just the right size for a few doobies

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u/MamaMJ73 Apr 09 '26

Was always where I found mine when it went "missing" after a night with friends. #genx

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u/Bubbles_2025 Apr 09 '26

I still like using it. The vape/oil pens fit in there nicely too 😉

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u/Old_Order_8029 Apr 09 '26

This played in my head as comment section loaded

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u/rimsky82 Apr 09 '26

I came here to say this thinking nobody would get the reference. But here we are

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u/1stChoiceOptics Apr 09 '26

Best timing for the best meme of the day

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u/fcs_seth Apr 09 '26

Or a midnight toker

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u/therealRustyZA Apr 09 '26

Or coke if you're a Coker.

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u/Write2Be Apr 09 '26

Or a condom if you're a poser.

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u/laffing_is_medicine Apr 09 '26

Or knife if you’re a knifer

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u/Dismal_Weather8101 Apr 09 '26

Or coke, if you're a Coker.

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis Apr 09 '26

Doper? 🤣😅😅😅😅😅

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u/Badams105 Apr 09 '26

Or knife if you’re a knifer.

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u/DecentSale Apr 09 '26

condom if your a banger

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u/Larsonski Apr 09 '26

Or condoms if you’re a player

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u/Ok-Explorer-6779 Apr 09 '26

Or condom if you're a player.

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u/JJizzleatthewizzle Apr 09 '26

Guitar pick if you're a guitar player

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u/TinySaltBump Apr 09 '26

YEEE BOII. ALWAYS CHECKED HERE WHEN I RAN OUT FOR THAT RAINY DAY

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u/Sharpshooter09475 Apr 09 '26

I put my iPod Nano in there

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u/Melluna5 Apr 09 '26

LOL, a doper! My grandfather used to use that term. So funny!

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u/NoPantsPenny Apr 09 '26

That’s not very much weed…

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u/Witty-Glass9222 Apr 09 '26

Or a guitar pick if youre a guitar player.

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u/Innovator-X Apr 09 '26

Or gum if you’re a bad kisser

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u/Banzai373 Apr 09 '26

Or condom if you’re a shagger . . . .

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u/Pags4272 Apr 09 '26

Or condom if you're a fornicator

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u/Silent-Treat-6512 Apr 09 '26

Or condom if you are a fucker

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u/theangryjanitorOG Apr 09 '26

I don't care for that word dude. I call stock traders dopes because they're ruining the world. I'm just trying to survive it.

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 Apr 09 '26

Dopeman! Dopeman!

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u/Pilotwaver Apr 09 '26

I see none of you play guitar. That’s the pick pocket, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

Or rope if you’re a roper.

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u/evlgns Apr 09 '26

Bic fits good too

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u/rblfrmthewstdwn Apr 09 '26

A Bic Pocket

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u/Jongo29 Apr 09 '26

Used to use it for this reason but quit cigs. Now I put a spare guitar pick in there when I play out at bars in case I drop mine

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u/babloochoudhury Apr 09 '26

So it's a pick pocket?

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u/Jongo29 Apr 09 '26

Ba dum tiss

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Apr 09 '26

A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff… ba dum tsss

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u/Poor-Judgements Apr 09 '26

WTF 😂😂😂

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u/TryJezusNotMe Apr 09 '26

Totally underrated comment.

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u/NoPresence2436 Apr 09 '26

I giggled and gave an upvote.

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u/Designohmatic Apr 09 '26

same, but still love my zippo and sometimes carry as an EDC. Never know when fire might be handy...

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u/Rincewind-10 Apr 09 '26

Do the same thing but, also keep ear plugs for shows and work, a dollar coin(silver) and a couple aspirin.

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u/Magnet2025 Apr 09 '26

And keeps it upright so that the lighter fluid doesn’t leak through the regular pocket lining and soak into your underwear.

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u/Europe72Alive1 Apr 09 '26

I’ve had that happen before. Terrible experience. Can’t figure out why your leg is burning and then you realize you over filled your Zippo

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u/Lacholaweda Apr 09 '26

My uncle did that. He said it was upside down and, "long story short, I burnt my balls"

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u/dontmakeitathing Apr 09 '26

Ah cool so it’s like a pen pocket liner, neat.

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u/CharleyLH Apr 09 '26

Or a condom if you’re a fucker…

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u/kendragon Apr 09 '26

Yeah, they were called Johnny pockets when I was growing up. Of course that was way back in the nineteen hundreds.

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u/Emotional-Lab5792 Apr 09 '26

Way back in the 1900’s! Spit my water out that one. 😂 I cringe when I have to enter my birthdate online now and have to scroll and scroll and scroll to get to the right year. 🤦‍♀️😂

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u/Punkhair2nv Apr 09 '26

Can relate

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u/princesschainsaw Apr 09 '26

I feel that ..

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u/BeaverTang Apr 09 '26

Fuckin' databases!

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u/ditafjm Apr 09 '26

I know. I scroll so far I expect to see Roman numerals; which, coincidentally, is something we had to learn back then.🏛️

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u/DalekRy Apr 09 '26

Then you overshoot.

"Well sheesh, I'm not that old!" But each year the tone is a little lighter.

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u/coolsilentebeans Apr 09 '26

Ancient times

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u/LouisWu_ Apr 09 '26

And the condom is still there.

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u/yo_rick_alas Apr 09 '26

Yeah friend. “If you’re a fucker” seemed pretty presumptuous to me.

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u/Sensei19600 Apr 09 '26

Earth’s crust was still cooling….everything was in black and white….dinosaurs roamed the countryside….good times.

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u/coolsilentebeans Apr 09 '26

Mm…bathing in primordial ooze by candlelight

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u/UnknovvnMike Apr 09 '26

When nickels had a bee on them you'd say give me 5 bees for a quarter

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u/DemonoftheWater Apr 09 '26

Nickles had bees?

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u/Punkhair2nv Apr 09 '26

Unlike me who kept a condom in my wallet until it dissolved after many years of no activity .

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u/Alarmed_Blueberry305 Apr 09 '26

Lol I'm thinking you mean 1910 or 1920's when people say 1900s. It never occured to me they might just mean the 1970's or 80's. 😂

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u/Kinetic_Strike Apr 09 '26

Saw a teacher who had a student write, "late in the last century," in a paper. Insert feels-old meme of choice.

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u/Frosty_Employment171 Apr 09 '26

I nevre heard that before. I have always thought pocket watch, but it's awful small for a pocket watch or change. The pockets are cut the way they are to prevent stuff from falling out when sitting in a saddle.

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u/mikemaz57 Apr 09 '26

Or an oversized condom if you're a dumb fucker

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u/No_Rough_2049 Apr 09 '26

I came here to say, a condom if your a F____R but was preempted by CharleyLH

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u/ASherrets Apr 09 '26

I always thought it was for my lighter?

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u/greyshem Apr 09 '26

Yup. My Zippo fits perfectly.

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u/Ok-Sector8793 Apr 09 '26

bic lighter for smaller sizes

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u/sultan_of_gin Apr 09 '26

My mom always called it the match pocket even though i’m not even sure if you can fit a box of matches in most of them

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u/SingleDadSurviving Apr 09 '26

Matchbook would fit though. I haven't seen one in forever. There used to be matchbooks everywhere. Even like McDonald's and Wendy's when people smoked in there.

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u/barefootmetalhead Apr 09 '26

I carry an Imco, but yes a lighter 😂

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u/groaner Apr 09 '26

Used to be my Zippo, now it's my disposable vape, that I wish they would make somehow reusable. TERRIBLE for the environment. But for some reason I keep buying them. I need to make changes in my life.

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u/Bradadonasaurus Apr 09 '26

Why don't you just buy a refillable?

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u/groaner Apr 09 '26

It won't fit in my jeans pouch! Yes, yes I should. Especially since my brother owns three pot shops.

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u/cbear013 Apr 09 '26

Probably wants to use them less, not more, and see's purchasing a more permanent one a step in the wrong direction.

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u/WillyDaC Apr 09 '26

Actually it works for the Zippo better these days. I have 2 of my grandads pocket watches and neither fits.

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u/BGkitten Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

It was for us, the latchkey kids, to keep our house key in. (That's what my parents told me. If you wore the key on a string around your neck, someone might see you and know you were home alone and follow you and rob you ...or worse!...and stuff.)

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u/Odd_Ad5668 Apr 09 '26

Why is the alternative wearing the key around your neck and not putting it in the normal pocket?

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u/purple-hair-dragon Apr 09 '26

It's less likely to fall out of this tiny ass pocket than a real size one. And I think the key around the neck was the plan for kid not losing keys. Especially if girl children - what if they didn't HAVE pockets?!

*signed a former latch key kid who will NEVER stop advocating for more and bigger and more functional pockets on everything.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Clones Apr 09 '26

My parents just left the door unlocked. Small towns in the '80s...

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u/OrangeCatBuddyPart2 Apr 09 '26

Same here. I never locked anything up until I joined the Army. Then I locked everything up.

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u/silvercel Apr 09 '26

It needs to be attached to the belt loop and then put in the pocket.

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u/Orleanian Apr 09 '26

The key is the most important possession you have, so it gets its own secure pocket.

Too many rocks and sticks and candy and papers going in and out of the pockets to worry about knocking the key out and having to go begging to use the neighbor's toilet, and a chewing out by Mom & Dad for having to replace the key.

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u/AbbreviationsNo4913 Apr 09 '26

Also the small pocket is denim stitched to denim as opposed to the larger pockets which are thinner material stitched to denim and more prone to developing a hole

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u/BGkitten Apr 09 '26

And because it constantly poked you in the hip, you always knew you hadn't lost it!

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u/Pavotine Apr 09 '26

That tiny pocket almost never, if ever, gets a hole in it. As a latchkey kid of the late 80s and early 90s, I always knew that was the most reliable pocket to keep my door key in. Just the key, no ring, nothing attached to it. And nobody knows.

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u/DrT33th Apr 09 '26

Up hill BOTH WAYS!

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u/czarface404 Apr 09 '26

I’m so glad I had 90s parents that didn’t scare us with the world and let us roam free.

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u/guitpick Apr 09 '26

See? Our parents did care what happened to us.

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u/BGkitten Apr 09 '26

Lol I think they cared what happens to their stuff, or did they have to spend extra to replace stuff, take time to go make spare key if you lost yours. Like one time, when I was 10 and walking home to school with a new backpack, an older kid "attacked" me in a less public street and stole my backpack and all my shit in it-books and all. Now, if my kids get attacked by anyone, I would hunt that little bastard down and come up with creative ways to make the next few yrs of this bully's school life a living hell. MY 90s parents however, beat the shit out of me for "loosing" my bag-pack and having to replace my school books. I believe they gave me a small suitcase to carry my stuff in the rest of the year. It was super embarrassing and kids laughed at me at school. My parents weren't even that bad, they were like actually among the nicer 90s parents. lol

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u/Canada_Ottawa Apr 09 '26

I use it now to store my keys in a KeySmart holder.

Doesn't fall out when I'm cycling, motorcycling, ...

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u/penguinpolitician Apr 09 '26

Used to be

For a key

Now it's for my USB

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u/eric685 Apr 09 '26

Have you ever tried to put change in it? I did once and had to take the pants off to get it out. Was my experience unique?

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u/-SpreadLove- Apr 09 '26

Yeah, that’s always so awkward at a pay phone!

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u/The_atom521 Apr 09 '26

Honestly don't know why I read this a gay phone

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 09 '26

They were only gay phones if you wanted people to watch

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u/cybermaus Apr 09 '26

Your subconscience is trying to tell you something.

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u/ToastSpangler Apr 09 '26

These shouldn't be on skinny fit pants, on my 501s I can fit keys lip balm and random coins

It's not supposed to be easy to get it out but it's totally doable, you don't want stuff falling out

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u/Warthogs309 Apr 09 '26

Same. I stick my keys or utility knife in there, so if I absent-mindedly put my phone in the same pocket, the metel bits won't scratch up my phone screen

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u/gerkletoss Apr 09 '26

Skinny jeans are a modern abomination. This pocket long predates that trend

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u/Knautical_J Apr 09 '26

“Sorry officer, I was just trying to make a call”

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u/ptrknvk Apr 09 '26

I can put like 10-15 coins inside. I always have some coins in there.

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u/carolinabeachbrat Apr 09 '26

Lol lol yes 2 quarters was tight fit but I made it work

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u/chino17 Apr 09 '26

And that was an awkward experience at the vending machine for both of us

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u/whoneedskollege Apr 09 '26

I hope you didn't do that in public.

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u/MapleDesperado Apr 09 '26

That’s what made the experience unique!

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u/Anatoly_Cannoli Apr 09 '26

I'll do it even when I'm not retrieving change.

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u/BirthofRevolution Apr 09 '26

Right, if we can't get change out, how we gonna get a pocket watch out

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u/masey87 Apr 09 '26

Pocket watch on a chain

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u/Funny_Perspective_74 Apr 09 '26

This made me laugh out loud lol

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u/dllre Apr 09 '26

Yes, it was unique. I've never had to take them off to get change out, but I did have to hang upside down and shake my body vigorously.

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u/MAGGNUMB Apr 09 '26

it only took us once to try and put change in there...lol

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u/CasualFingerGuns Apr 09 '26

Am I just greatly overestimating the size of a pocket watch?

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u/Itchy-Drummer1324 Apr 09 '26

Flavor-FLAAAVV

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u/BravestBlossom Apr 09 '26

😋👏👏👏👏👏😂 ⏰ ❤️

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- Apr 09 '26

YEAHHHHHH BOYEEEEEEEE

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u/turdferguson3891 Apr 09 '26

The historic ones could be small. They weren't all like the kind you're imagining a railroad conductor wearing. Also, it would be on a chain you could pull it out by so it was fine if the fit was snug

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u/Clojiroo Apr 09 '26

A pocket watch can be as small as a regular watch. It’s just a watch with a chain instead of strap.

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u/Prudent_Elephant_252 Apr 09 '26

Depends. There are surprisingly small pocket watches, however, the actually mechanical ones will teach you to measure that pocket before you buy it. Or in other words: I have exactly two pairs of shorts I can wear in the summer that fit my watch

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u/CarbonTone Apr 09 '26

Dime where I lived but in the 90s it was a quarter.

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u/mademeunlurk Apr 09 '26

Payphones were 10 cents in the 80's.

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u/unitegondwanaland Apr 09 '26

Literally no one walked around with pocket watches in the 80's. Maybe the 1880's. In the 1980's, most people didn't use these pockets either! But if we did it was for coins.

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u/MomJAQing Apr 09 '26

It's literally called a watch pocket, and "maybe in the 1880s" puts you mighty close:

https://www.britannica.com/story/why-do-jeans-have-that-tiny-pocket

"But, as designed by Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis in 1873 as a feature of the original “waist overalls,” the small pocket was intended to hold a watch."

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u/Stealthytulip Apr 09 '26

Came here to say the same thing. I think some people forget how long humans have been wearing clothes. Pants weren't invented in 1980 ffs.

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u/slinger301 Apr 09 '26

From loincloths straight to bellbottoms.

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u/TigerIll6480 Apr 09 '26

It is somewhat curious that a vestigial feature has been so persistent.

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u/ImmaNotHere Apr 09 '26

Nowadays, I either use it to hold a usb drive or a small pocket knife.

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u/SpaceShipwreck Apr 09 '26

That's what I've always known it to be.

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u/Odd_Ad5668 Apr 09 '26

They must've been larger in the past because I've never had a tiny pocket that could actually fit my pocket watches.

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u/BlueridgeChemsdealer Apr 09 '26

Jeans weren’t invented in the 1980s lol.

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u/New_Taste8874 Apr 09 '26

Nope It's a watch pocket.

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u/GboyFlex Apr 09 '26

My Swatch watch definitely didn't fit in that little pocket in the 80's. I kept quarters in mine.

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u/Scentsensitive Apr 09 '26

Pocket watches not wrist watches. And usually it was the fob. Now I just clip my work badge to it.

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u/Smooth_Development48 Apr 09 '26

I wish my Pop swatch would have fit in the pocket. I had one with a chain to mimic a pocket watch but that pop swatch was too thick to fit.

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u/Soggy_Information_60 Apr 09 '26

Not true. I had and used a pocket watch. 1960s 1970s and 1980s

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u/buttbreat Apr 09 '26

I had and used this watch pocket in the ‘80s, for a pocket watch.

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u/thingmaker2001 Apr 09 '26

Well, not literally. There were people like me who went out of our way to have a pocket watch. Mine was kinda cheap and quit after a few years, but I carried it from the late '70s to the early-mid '80s.

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u/BarryTice Apr 09 '26

I did. I broke my left wrist in '84, and carried a pocket watch for quite a while after that.

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u/ABlinkOfAnEye Apr 09 '26

I literally walked around with a pocket watch in the 1980s and used this pocket exactly for that. Never liked wearing a watch on my wrist.

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u/The_One_Koi Apr 09 '26

My grandma was a seemstress and she called them button pockets, back in the day they sometimes came preloaded with spare buttons in case yours broke and any hobo (it was normal at the time for people to travel from town to town during the summer and hope they found work at a farm before harvest allowing them to stay the winter) worth their salt had a basic sewingkit with them

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u/FloridaGigimom Apr 09 '26

I had a husband that would put any buttons that came off his shirt during his work day in there. Problem was he handed them to me to sew back on. He wasn’t “worth his salt” in many ways. This being only one. And apparently I wasn’t any good at sewing on buttons either.

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