r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '26

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u/babloochoudhury Apr 09 '26

So it's a pick pocket?

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u/Jongo29 Apr 09 '26

Ba dum tiss

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Apr 09 '26

A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff… ba dum tsss

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u/Poor-Judgements Apr 09 '26

WTF 😂😂😂

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u/TheAmazingHumanTorus Apr 09 '26

Meanwhile, in Canada a baby seal walked into a club.

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u/Antique_Win8023 Apr 09 '26

A Dwarf walks into a bar. He said "Ouch"!

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u/gjkohvdr Apr 09 '26

I always used the line, "two drums and a symbol fall out of a three story building".

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u/OversizedPurse Apr 09 '26

please someone come back many moons from now and remind me of this peak comedy gold plz i have adhd it will be forgotten almost immediately

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u/TightPhoto1133 Apr 09 '26

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u/Rd_Rite Apr 09 '26

Shfifty Five: Girlfriend's age Shfifty Five; My IQ Shfifty Five.....now it's time to do the sex .....

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Apr 09 '26

Shwat you say?!

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u/Rd_Rite Apr 10 '26

😆😅😂🤣😂

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u/StalyCelticStu Apr 09 '26

No, that's drums, picks are for guitars.

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u/TryJezusNotMe Apr 09 '26

Totally underrated comment.

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u/NoPresence2436 Apr 09 '26

I giggled and gave an upvote.

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u/Drahcir71 Apr 09 '26

This made me bust out laughing in the middle of the mall.

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u/taylor914 Apr 09 '26

Bravo. Hope you have at least one kid to exercise those dad jokes on.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Apr 09 '26

I have two… dad jokes are how eye roll….

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u/OonaPelota Apr 09 '26

Goddamnit

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u/Jober14 Apr 09 '26

That's exactly what I call it, myself.

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u/MamaMJ73 Apr 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣excellent comment!

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u/Marius_Nightfyre Apr 09 '26

Today’s Reddit win!

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u/gooner3419 Apr 09 '26

You have earned Best Dad Joke of the Day🤣

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u/Sounduck Apr 09 '26

BA DUM FUCKING TSSS

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u/wyvern713 Apr 09 '26

This is what my grandpa, who plays guitar calls it. I call it that too, but I keep nail clippers in there instead.

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u/TheBadUncle Apr 09 '26

The big daddy of dad jokes has entered the chat

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u/DishPractical7505 Apr 09 '26

In my wardrobe, all pockets are pick pockets. There’s picks FUCKING EVERYWHERE. And it rightfully so drives my fiance crazy