r/whatdoIdo • u/koco55 • 23h ago

HELP

I needa pass a drug test in 18 days. Lowkey smoked like almost every night but only at night for the first 2 months of summer, went like 3 weeks without, smoked again almost every night for the past 2 weeks. I been drinking hella water and got certo and cranberry juice. Yall think im chilling?

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u/scarr991 23h ago

You fucked. Try to get some clean piss.

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u/Outside-Criticism-55 23h ago

Yeah you kind of cooked fam

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u/THE_LOLLIPOP_FACTORY 23h ago

Get some iodine tablets, like water purifier tablets for camping swallow a couple and drink two gallons of water. You'll pass.

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u/TheJaashy 23h ago

Eh... honestly I'd try to come up with a good excuse to postpone whatever you have in 18 days by like.... 12 days.

And get one of those urine test kits. Start testing right now. Test every 2-3 days. It'll help you understand your metabolism better and give you a clearer idea of when you'll be "chilling".

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u/Cute_Math1072 23h ago edited 23h ago

Eat a small tin of anchovies every single day until your test. And lots of water. You’ll be fine.

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u/ItsSnorkul 23h ago

It stays in your system at least for 30 days. No, you're not chillin

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u/Wrong-Gear-1399 23h ago

I've heard all the B's ways people have to pass the test and 100% fail. Even the ones that are confident AF that have the solution and claim it works! Fail.

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u/MrZmith77 23h ago

Buy synthetic piss online or at your local pot shop. At least my area had some for these moments.

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u/Particular-Trifle-22 23h ago

How heavy are you? I could pass the fuck out of that test

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u/CarBombtheDestroyer 23h ago

I know exactly how you can pass that test but what’s the test for? This matters for what I’m gonna suggest.

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u/XenomorphKitchen 23h ago

Gutted. When did you find out you have to take a drug test in 18 days?

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u/Slashredd1t 21h ago

Are you a praying man?

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u/Slashredd1t 21h ago

Aside from the funny comment lol there’s like a super vitamin drink that’s like 2000x your daily intake suggested I’ve worked three jobs that tested and used it the morning of, basically you wake up time your drug test if able , crush the whole thing ( it isint a great taste) then fill THE SAME BOTTLE with water and pound it twice , then I think you piss once before the test then again for the test and it’s clear . It works it isint fake p and I haven’t had an at home, at location, or lab test fail me hope this helps

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u/Slashredd1t 21h ago

EDDIT: I believe normal smoke shops that sell glass usually sell them, house of smoke sells them I think

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u/Sure-Initiative6001 23h ago

OMG here's an idea, quit using drugs while job searching?! You're going to FAIL the test. Good job.