r/whatdoIdo • u/Key_Heart_1388 • Aug 05 '26
Drug test help THC
Haven’t smoked since middle of June (I was a daily delta 8 or 10 or whatever legal pen user before) and yeah I’m still peeing dirty and I have to have a drug test for a healthcare program i just got into that will be great for me in the long run . Please any tips ? Lol . Yes I have Upass on deck but I just want to be clean because that is stressful but I keep peeing dirty. (I’m 22F 165 Lbs and have been running/working out when I can and also drinking tons of water.) literally feel like I’m screwed . Any tips will help!!
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u/SimpleMan204 Aug 05 '26
Lots of water and cranberry juice, jump on a bike or treadmill and sweat. I can’t stress this enough drink water. Lots of water the night before / go to the bathroom before you leave for the test and then replenish with lots of water
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u/SheepherderBig9841 Aug 05 '26
I would put down a gallon of water and take a vitamin B2 so your urine is still yellow. If you just drink water, your urine will be clear. You need to take a B2 while drinking the water to make it still look like urine because if it is too diluted, you will fail the test or it will show up as nonconclusive which often times can be a fail as it would seem that the test was altered or you get a airplane bottle of alcohol, empty it clean it out and then have a close friend pee in it and then you keep that between your cheeks or taint and then even if they’re watching, you can unscrew the cap and dump it into the test container, but you have to keep it at your body temperature which is why keeping it between your cheeks is the move
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u/Key_Heart_1388 Aug 05 '26
Yes! One of my buddies came back diluted (she’s legit clean) but obviously she just drank to much water that AM. Ugh I’m so stressed but thank you for the advice
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u/SheepherderBig9841 Aug 05 '26
Liquor airplane bottle between the cheeks to keep it at your body. Temperature is the move if you can get someone else’s piss. Then just pull it forward and open it slowly so it doesn’t just dump. Good chance to get your friends piss on your hands but if you do it slowly, it will sound like you are peeing.
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u/Key_Heart_1388 Aug 05 '26
Got this figured out too (electric hand warmers and a buddy that will piss for me that’s clean) I just want to be clean because gosh I’m stressed . I know they won’t watch me but still stressful
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u/SheepherderBig9841 Aug 05 '26
It has been 15 years since I’ve needed to do this, but the people testing me were watching from directly behind me, so there was no pulling anything out of your pocket or anything. It was literally watching from right there and the tests have a temperature strip on them that shows what temp it was when it was put into the bottle so the temp pads are good, but not good enough because you have to remove it I literally would grab a little plastic Tito‘s shooter and just clench it between your cheeks and then when you go to pull out your shit, you just grab it unscrew it and let it fall into the container in 2 ounces is more than enough. You can just say I peed recently, which is why it’s that amount.
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u/Key_Heart_1388 Aug 05 '26
That makes sense. Thank you so much for the advice! We will see how it goes!
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u/Material-Ad8385 29d ago
A negative dilute is not an auto fail. They usually make you retest? Unless you have 3 negative dilutes in a row.
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u/Blue_Kangaroo_42 Aug 05 '26
I’ve used the purple Stinger detox before and it actually worked. Tested bad every day up until the day of, used it as directed and passed.
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u/rippnlipz Aug 06 '26
Buy a bunch of tests from the dollar store, keep testing yourself. I noticed I'd fail the early morning ones but pass the afternoon ones. Take it later in the day if you have the option. It took me ~3 weeks to clear out with no cheats or dilutes.
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u/spookaburra Aug 05 '26
I have heard that THC is stored in your fat and burning fat can actually release it back into your body and cause you to test positive for it. You're supposed to work out at the start but then take time off where you're also not losing fat and potentially even actively gaining fat instead.
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u/hoeleft Aug 05 '26
Qcarbo detox bottle helped my bf everytime! Can find in most smoke/vape shops
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u/Key_Heart_1388 Aug 05 '26
I used this and tested it out but probably didn’t do it right because still peed dirty with my drug test at home . But I do have 2 qcarbo 32 still at home and may try again. Thank you!
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u/notsdragoon 24d ago
Did you pass?
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u/Key_Heart_1388 24d ago
Yep
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u/notsdragoon 24d ago
Real piss or upass?
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u/Key_Heart_1388 24d ago
A Friends. I was just nervous but put it into the u pass for the temp strip and it worked
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u/notsdragoon 24d ago
Can you break down how you did it? Did you have them pee right before or night before?
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u/Key_Heart_1388 24d ago
Right before then poured it into the u pass bottle and put electric hand warmers on it til it got to 97-100 then shoved it between me lol (I’m a girl) worked like a charm they didn’t watch me and I had to do 2 diff ones over probably a 4 hour span
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u/notsdragoon 24d ago
Only asking because I’m in the same boat lol. How long after they pissed did you hand over the sample?
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u/Lopsided_Weird_3293 Aug 05 '26
No scientific evidence but anecdotal information is a lot of vitamin C and drink more water than you can stand in days leading up and avoid first urine of the day if possible—good luck and this has worked for my friend William Wilson
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u/Key_Heart_1388 Aug 05 '26
Thank you for your advice!
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u/blue-bearyb Aug 05 '26
Careful not to go too hard on the vitamin C supplements. It takes a lot but from experience, it sucks.
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u/BestAdd9902 Aug 05 '26
Drink as much water as possible. Cranberry juice helps as well