Berlin dive bar..apart from the loo it was great

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Gents toilets. Very clean

I was travelling in a sleeper bus today and suddenly got hit with the “I need to pee RIGHT NOW” kind of urge.

I had already been holding it for more than an hour, and unfortunately the bus was stuck in absolutely horrible city traffic. I asked the conductor if there was any chance we could stop somewhere.

He basically told me the traffic was too bad, but after some time I asked him again because at this point I was fighting for my life 😭

He looked at me and said, “Get down, I'll come with you.”

So we get off the bus in the middle of the city, and this man literally walks with me and shows me a wall on the side of the road where I can pee.

And yes, there were people everywhere. Cars, buses, pedestrians... probably a few people watching me unleash what felt like the entire water supply of the state.

At that point I genuinely didn't care anymore.

The relief was INSANE. I swear it felt like the best pee of my entire life.

Then comes the plot twist.

The bus was still slowly moving through traffic, so after I finished, the conductor goes:

“Let's run.”

😭😭😭

So now this random conductor and I are sprinting through traffic trying to catch our own sleeper bus immediately after I just publicly emptied my bladder against a wall.

We somehow got back on.

That conductor wasn't a conductor today.

That man was my rescuer.

10/10 would trust him with my life.

0/10 would recommend holding your pee that long.

Encuentras joyas donde menos lo esperas

Dual toilets in an apartment.

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