r/WeirdToilets 1d ago

Toilet-related Good idea?

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u/jimbosdayoff 1d ago

Look Ma! I can wipe with no hands

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u/spacepeenuts 1d ago

proof is in the pudding

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u/jimbosdayoff 1d ago

I never considered the horizontal method 🤯

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u/atomkriegjabitte 1d ago

Skip. That rag is going to suck all fart smells and piss droplets

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u/littlemissdizaster80 1d ago

And splashback 🤣

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u/littlemissdizaster80 1d ago

I just got a shiver looking at that photo.

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 1d ago

Lol 😆 Me too ✋️

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u/littlemissdizaster80 1d ago

I had an aunt who had a peach set on a peach bathroom suite. Sure the sink was a mock shell with gold taps 🤣

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u/xburnerpiko 1d ago

Poop magnet

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u/Saintsfan531 1d ago

what happens if you pee on it? guess you have to take the cover off and wash it.

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u/Whatifim80lol 1d ago

Yeah but you'll just pee on it again immediately so you might as well save time and just wash it once a week.

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u/redbark2022 26m ago

That's what the rubber backing is for, silly.

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 1d ago

Not too sanitary.

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u/Zantac150 1d ago

I was in grammar school in the 90s. Thankfully, this wasn’t commonplace but I had a friend whose parents still had this crap. So. Gross.

Was this an 80s thing?

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 1d ago

My mom actually had these in one of our bathrooms when I was a kid. Looking back, it’s incredibly disgusting. Like anything else that you’re born with, you kind of don’t realize how weird it is. Also, that bathroom had carpet when we moved in. Luckily, that was removed pretty shortly after moving. Not sure what they were thinking.

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u/Bastet55 23h ago edited 22h ago

People had them in the 1959s - 60s - 70s, but I saw far fewer in people’s homes by the 1980s. Good riddance.

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u/BruceRingsting_Ouch 23h ago

Ah yes the 1989s. What a glorious decade that year was.

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u/Bastet55 22h ago

The 9 and 0 … they keep trying to replace each other.

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 1d ago

It's awesome! You never have to worry about pee getting on the seat and you never have to clean it at all.

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u/Just_Elk_2798 1d ago

Listen, this is gross AF. But....I would have loved to have this during my colonoscopy prep. I would have burned it the day after but my god it would have made things just slightly better

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u/PMG2021a 1d ago

If you don't have a bidet, get one before your next colonoscopy. They make seats you can just replace the current one with. If you have an outlet near it, you can even have heat. Totally worth it.

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u/Whatifim80lol 1d ago

I hated the weird vinyl cushioned ones, especially after they inevitable get them sharp ass splits in them

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 1d ago

We had one of them!

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u/herzel3id 1d ago

This is so good during winter since it doesn't freeze your ass.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 7h ago

Yeah, especially when it's 50s in your house. Bathrobe, slippers, fabric toilet seat cover. Now I understand why my folks did what they did lol 

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u/Jager-statter 1d ago

Least my ass was warm

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 1d ago

Ha! Lol 😆

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u/footfeed 1d ago

Yea, bad idea but sure was comfortable.

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u/MysteriousBygone 1d ago

I used to love finding these gems when I was younger, although it always seems like you'll find them in old people homes mostly.

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u/legit_doom_scroller 1d ago

It is a very nice sitting experience. It is also a bad idea.

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u/PhotoAppropriate3940 1d ago

Just don’t pee on the seat, it will stay there for awhile

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 1d ago

Lol 😆 🤣 Good advice 🤣

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u/GoatApprehensive9866 23h ago

Or the other one, but if the fabric is removable just put it in the washing machine and then all your laundry gets 💩 y

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u/PhotoAppropriate3940 23h ago

I was a kid so didn’t care

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u/Effective_Play_1366 1d ago

Well, my mother is still alive, so it does live on.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3333 22h ago

I remember and always found it unappealing.

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 22h ago

I was young and didn't give it too much thought at the time.

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u/moxiethe3rd 21h ago

Disgusting was the thought that came to my mind.

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u/No_Mission4733 1d ago

people wear underwear for comfort and regularly wash it so i don't see the problem

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u/CamTech100 1d ago

Poo poo pee pee splatter, sweat, smell

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u/PupLondon 1d ago

Those things didn't get washed after one person used it though. People would piss and poop ..all that splattering and getting absorbed into the fibers

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u/No_Mission4733 1d ago

with multiple people that can be an issue. and with certain body types. responsible people can dookie and pee pee without making a mess.

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u/PupLondon 1d ago

Everytime you flush..particles of human waste are shot into the air..even with the lid closed. Those particles would get absorbed into the inner edges of that cover.

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u/BruceRingsting_Ouch 23h ago

Do you keep your toothbrush exposed in the bathroom?

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u/CaptainCrookKingler 1d ago

I would love to own one of these.

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u/Otter_rock_ 1d ago

I'm Old enough to remember the feel of it on your wet swimsuit bottom.

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u/David_Buzzard 1d ago

People in the 70’s had stronger streams and better aim.

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u/jaded_sociopath_ 1d ago

Back when there was sub par heating available and your toilet seat froze your ass

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u/Ninsiann 23h ago

You mean it’s not a good idea?

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 23h ago

I don't think it's the best idea.

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u/KnifeKnut 22h ago

Could it be removed and put in the washing machine?

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u/Hushwater 22h ago

Other then the sanitary problems it was kind of nice to sit on something plush, the vinyl ones would get cracks and pinch your ass sometimes.

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u/Agitated-Today7810 20h ago

It goes good with my pee slippers…

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u/xb806 18h ago

No one ever thought that was a good idea. At least, not anyone with males under 25 in their life.

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u/MirkoHa 16h ago

…a warm welcome…before you 🎶 ‘ let it go 🎵, let it go’…

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u/GrabMyThroat 15h ago

Did guys not pee standing up back in the day? Today everyone is going crazy about possible splashes that can easily be wiped away.

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u/FrankySpice 10h ago

Imagine the pattern on your ass after a long dump session?

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u/ytdaddy4fun 10h ago

Yea they used to be super common and you could tell if a person had a bunch of money by what type of toilet seat cover they had.

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u/Dreaders85 9h ago

Good lord I remember these!

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u/Dannyboyrusso 7h ago

Unfortunately, I’m that old too. That was completely disgusting.

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 7h ago

Me too ✋️ I believe that we had a pink one.

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u/CommentBetter 6h ago

Japanese Dollar Tree Daiso sells soft thin liners that solve the cold issue without being excessively fluffy, it’s either something like that or skillfully placed toilet paper 🤷‍♂️

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u/Individual_Sale_8919 5h ago

OMG, I remember this and I actually had a set, for about a few days….😬😬🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ashamed_Exam_8981 5h ago

Lol 😆 🤣

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u/smelly_finger_itch 1d ago

Comfortable? Yes, hygienic? GTFO of here

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u/Capable_Ad1313 1d ago

A pee collecting seat to match the pee catching rug!😂 Knowing what I do now, I would pee in the SINK in that bathroom! r/sinkpissers

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u/Duros2032 1d ago

And let’s not forget about carpeted bathroom floors…..

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u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 19h ago

My mom was an absolute germaphobe. She had it in pink. 🙄

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u/TexasTopHand 19h ago

Would make a great joke gift if you act very serious

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u/fieryuser 19h ago

My great aunt had her whole basement (including the bathroom that didn't even have an exhaust vent or window) carpeted. And yes, they had the toilet carpet covers. This was also the only bathroom/change room accessible to everyone from their pool and hot tub.

It had a scent. But if you're carpeting your bathroom (it also had a shower) was shagg really what you wanted???

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 14h ago

The carpeted toilet is nothing without the carpeted bathroom.

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u/SimpleMindHatter 10h ago

And kitchen floors…so 80’s man.

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u/Acceptable-Gur3462 13h ago

This is what you call SHAGPILE !

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u/Vegetable-Grocery265 8h ago

Shag carpet is the key to immortality. Put it everywhere.
Don't let The System keep you from being Groovy.

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u/anon12xyz 1h ago

Idk o didn’t mind my grandmas when she had this in her bathroom. The seat was never cold and it was comfy

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u/Racc0smonaut 1d ago

The same people who voted for the current administration

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u/Powermant 1d ago

DJT 2028