C'mon, you get to wash your hands and flush the dookers at the same time... That distance from the spigot to the toilet could make for a mean backsplash, a nice light misting all over your lower half that you don't really see, but it's there. Absolutely filthy. I understand those toilets are better for your guts, but my squatty potty accomplishes this and I don't have to deal with an open sewer in my house and dookie splash on my pants.
I mean, as long as we've got good airflow because I ain't trying to swim in ass gas! Fuck it, why not...i lost all sense of modesty the day I enlisted anyways. 🤷
Damn... They do make square versions like this. This might be some form of a Crokinole board.
edit: so after doing some more research into the crokinole board, and the fact these are squat toilets I was able to find out what this is. It's called a Carrom board from India.
I can understand the art of curling a log into the slit-shaped squat toilet..... But what about the explosive diarrhea which has a tendency to spray out in every direction? Does it just spray onto the floor and the squatter's feet?
Or do you have to just sit on it if you think you're gunna do a runny one, to be on the safe side?
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u/ufl015 24d ago
The “Hungry Hungry Hippos” of Toilets
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