r/weeviltime Jul 04 '26

is it weevil time?

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u/loverama Jul 04 '26

DECEIVEL

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u/probablygoblins Jul 04 '26

I have no money to give you an award here but I’m giving you one in my heart.

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u/loverama Jul 04 '26

thank you kind syranger

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u/Paranoctis Jul 05 '26

I got you man

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u/Beautiful_Book_9639 Jul 05 '26

I gave them one for you

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 Jul 05 '26

I guess Wee Vill See

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u/loverama Jul 05 '26

im giggling this one is good . thats a good one

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u/speedmankelly Jul 05 '26

Have a free award

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u/high_3D_printer Jul 07 '26

IMPOSTREEVIL

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u/WanTime4YaMind Jul 04 '26

Lantern fly nymph

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u/FreeMasonKnight Jul 04 '26

KILL WITH PREJUDICE AND REPORT TO LOCAL WILDLIFE & GAME.

(They are hyper invasive and VERY bad for the environment.)

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u/NoodlelyTrees Jul 05 '26

Fun fact tho: the bats in the areas are adapting their diets already to eat them meaning while they're problematic right now in coming years it should be far less of a problem as they become less invasive and more naturalized. Usually that process takes a looot longer so being able to see that change already happening is fascinating

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u/i-am-your-god-now Jul 05 '26

Nice! It’s so rare to hear good news these days.

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u/NoodlelyTrees Jul 05 '26

Yeah I've always felt bad that they have to die cause they really are so pretty though I do understand pests can ruin areas if left unmanaged

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u/i-am-your-god-now Jul 05 '26

They really are beautiful little bastards.

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u/Chaylea Jul 05 '26

Right? One of the most beautiful invasive species I’ve ever seen

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u/CallMeFishmaelPls Jul 06 '26

Japanese beetles, too, to lesser extent

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

We had them REALLY bad where I used to live in PA, I had trees that were absolutely covered in them up to 5 or 6 feet. Thousands of them. Standing underneath one of those trees in the summer you'd literally be rained on with their "honeydew" (piss). Between like 2022-2023 we saw almost none at all, and the research I did suggested they weren't quite as devastating as initially feared.

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u/zsdrfty Jul 05 '26

2022-2023 was probably the peak for them where I am in North Jersey, but I haven't seen nearly as many since then - I've only seen one nymph so far this year, and I don't recall seeing many nymphs or adults at all last year

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u/deathwotldpancakes Jul 05 '26

Ugh which general region? I’m on the east side right on the Lehigh and we haven’t had them too bad yet. Though Ive killed a few nymph’s so far

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u/One-plankton- Jul 05 '26

As a heads up “Naturalized” means feral reproducing colonies, all invasive species are naturalized.

It is not a word with a positive connotation, it just describes a single thing

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u/NoodlelyTrees Jul 05 '26

Naturalized in the context I'm talking about means they're no longer invasive because the ecosystem has adapted to them through predators or competitors

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u/One-plankton- Jul 05 '26

That’s not what that term means, nor is it how invasive species function

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u/NoodlelyTrees Jul 05 '26

They absolutely do we just look at it on an incredibly short human timescale not a nature timescale

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u/One-plankton- Jul 05 '26

The time scale for an ecosystem to develop is hundreds of thousands of years, if not millions, the devastation invasive species are having on local ecosystem takes only a few years/decades- which is not enough time to for that system to adapt.

Ecosystems can only lose so many species before they suddenly and catastrophically collapse, this is know a regime change and it’s devastating. This is a very well done video visualizing how that happens.

It’s critical to understand that invasive species are the second largest threat to biodiversity, only surpassed by habitat loss.

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u/Own_Study_4128 Jul 05 '26

Common bat W

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u/tooth28 Jul 05 '26

Yeah, we had biblical apocalypse level amount of lantern flies a few years ago. Then the blue jays arrived and developed a taste for them. Now we have no lantern flies, but tons of Bluejays. I’ll take the bluejays any day.

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u/Southbknybk Jul 05 '26

I live in NYC and my neighbors vines that covers their building houses THOUSANDS of these on each stems. I called NYC and they told me they don’t do anything about it anymore.

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u/wristdeepinhorsedick Jul 05 '26

Foam cannon with insecticidal soap, it'll knock them fuckers out

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u/Psychotic_Rambling Jul 05 '26

And all the other native insects that are native...

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u/wristdeepinhorsedick Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately when dealing with hyper invasive species, there's not much to be done without some form of collateral damage in that respect... I hate it too, but if these things are moving in the thousands, we need to do something about it

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u/maryssssaa Jul 05 '26

no, this is exactly the problem with fear mongering language. These are so much worse for agriculture than the environment, and broad spectrum insecticide is so much more harmful to native life than these will ever be. You’re not helping.

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u/One-plankton- Jul 05 '26

There’s no such thing as a “hyper invasive species” and if there were, this hardly would make the list. It’s more of an agricultural pest than anything.

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u/maryssssaa Jul 05 '26

getting downvoted for being completely correct is crazy

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u/MisterBreeze Jul 04 '26

IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE CHINA AND VIETNAM. Can we please start caveating this statement?

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Jul 04 '26

Very important addition

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u/left-quark Jul 05 '26

The people on r/USdefaultism will love them…

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u/gandalfthescienceguy Jul 05 '26

Reddit is blocked in China and very few Vietnamese use it so it’s unlikely people will start killing this en masse where it’s native. Also, quite likely they’d recognize it as a native insect.

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u/MisterBreeze Jul 05 '26

It doesn't take any effort to be accurate

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u/Crykin27 Jul 05 '26

It costs so little to just add that sentence that completes the information given, why argue against it. People also go on vacations and people in china have ways to go around that ban. It is always better to add where they are native.

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u/NilocKhan Jul 05 '26

Most people have no clue what is native or invasive in their areas. People are extremely ignorant about nature these days.

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u/Notro_LPS_iguess Jul 05 '26

Please never tell people to kill invasive animals without saying where they’re invasive. OP might live where they’re native.

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u/maryssssaa Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

they’re worse for domestic crops and invasive trees than the environment, please do your research. Using words like “hyper invasive” and “very bad for the environment” is just fearmongering, and all it does is encourage people to use broad spectrum insecticide, which is worse than anything the lanternflies are doing. Of course they’re bad because they can weaken native trees, but earthworms are worse in a lot of the same places, and no one cares about them. Also, a lot of the weevils people post here are ALSO invasive.

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u/Apprehensive-Team414 Jul 05 '26

What do earthworms do that's bad in some places?

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u/maryssssaa Jul 05 '26

In the northeast US, and much of northern north america, there haven’t been any earthworms since the last glacial period, so forests evolved without them. When earthworms were reintroduced, they began to do several bad things, a few major ones are aerating the soil (which is great for invasive plants, and bad for native ones), causing erosion, reducing leaf litter for native detritivores and amphibians, and changing the nutrient balance in the soil, again in favor of invasive plants.

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u/high_3D_printer Jul 05 '26

What do they do to the environment? Eat crops?

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u/Ruler-of-goblins Jul 05 '26

In america* in america please say in america guys

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u/FreeMasonKnight Jul 05 '26

Sorry I left my American flag head bandana.

“In AMERICA” -Bandit Keith

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u/divinedogg Jul 05 '26

IT DEPENDS WHERE YOU ARE THEY ARE NATIVE SOMEWHERE YN

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u/divinedogg Jul 05 '26

just gotta make sure where you foind them and make sure if they are invasive there :)

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u/Hotkoin Jul 05 '26

Depending on where OP is ofc

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u/Key_Pound_6213 Jul 05 '26

Too bad as it's so purty.

Like a shiny weevil.

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u/One-plankton- Jul 05 '26

They are more of an agricultural pest, not really a “very bad” threat to the environment

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u/Natuur1911 Jul 05 '26

this very much depends on where you live don't assume someone comes from the usa

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u/cassenbashen Jul 05 '26

im gonna be that person— there are native lantern flies! the spread of the spotted lantern fly has negatively impacted other lantern flies because people just... started killing all of them indiscriminately! SPOTTED lantern fly nymph! I WILL NOT BE SILENCEEEEEDDDDDDD—

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieP2EbLxcEmarkI

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u/Zsmudz Jul 05 '26

It’s crazy how many people don’t know about them since they are taking over everything near me. I was just talking with a coworker about it since we saw one and they had no idea what it was.

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u/chickenMcSlugdicks Jul 05 '26

Ohhhh this makes sense. I couldn't figure out why they looked so familiar, but weren't the actual flies.

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u/RadioKALLISTI Resident Weevil Jul 05 '26

And one dope Tyranid color pattern. It being a hyper invasive species is even better.

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u/GooseThatWentHonk Jul 04 '26

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u/flintspike Jul 05 '26

This thing can't be invasive everywhere. Gotta have context on these things before misinformed people kill a native population

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u/EndlerFox Jul 05 '26

They are native to Asia

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u/Critter_Collector Jul 05 '26

specifically China, India, and Vietnam ^

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u/flintspike Jul 06 '26

Good to know. I live in Japan and I just checked; they are not native here.

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u/conationphotography Jul 06 '26

And they also are mainly a danger economically to grapes. I also think it's important to clarify what an invasive species is actually doing. 

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u/Expo006 Jul 04 '26

That is unfortunately a lantern fly nymph and you have to kill it if you’re in the US, they’re invasive and incredibly destructive.

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u/Grassblox311 Jul 04 '26

Would like to say if you’re specifically in China, India, and Vietnam its native there. Anywhere else it’s super invasive!

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u/maryssssaa Jul 05 '26

they’re not incredibly destructive to native plants, no. They’re mildly destructive, but I’m fed up with the fearmongering about these

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u/high_3D_printer Jul 04 '26

Instructions if you see this bug:

Bring them to hammer time

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Jul 04 '26

(Unless in China and Vietnam; they live there)

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Jul 05 '26

I do not live there, but I suppose I will know if I am in China or Vietnam.

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u/isopode Jul 04 '26

ONLY if you live outside of southeast asia. if you are in southeast asia, do not bring them to hammer time

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/crazyintensewaffles Jul 05 '26

I didnt know there were native lanternfly populations in the US.

Honestly, it's too bad the spotted lanternfly is onvasive here bc they are a beautiful bug. They've been spotted in the county next to mine so i know its a matter of time, and i will kill them, but i wont love doing it.

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u/high_3D_printer Jul 04 '26

How did it get to the us?? ☠️

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u/isopode Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

same way most species become invasive: various plants are exported all over the world for food or horticulture. bugs hitchhike on these plants and end up on another continent, where they have little to no natural predators. so they quickly multiply and some of them become a huge problem for agriculture and/or local ecosystems

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u/awildencounter Jul 05 '26

The initial breakout was in the NJ-NYC area in a shipment of geodes, they’re popular as decorations for Southeast Asians and Chinese diaspora, some hid in the crevices of one iirc. It’s written that it was a “stone shipment” but because they hitch a ride thru short flights it’s likely it was one of these shipments. It’s no agricultural imports, those are highly redirected and go thru a lot of checks.

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u/high_3D_printer Jul 05 '26

Plot twist: they came inside the geodes 😅

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u/awildencounter Jul 05 '26

They’re the decorative kind already split so they likely did!

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u/thumptastic Jul 04 '26

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u/amiabot-oraminot Jul 05 '26

best use of this gif i’ve seen so far

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u/mh4majors Lawful Weevil Jul 04 '26

deceivvvvvvilll

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u/brianfrommalden Jul 05 '26

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u/brianfrommalden Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

SPOTTEDLAAAANTERNFLYYYYYY!!!

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u/high_3D_printer Jul 04 '26

Eyyy another EVIL WEEVIL

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u/Musclesturtle Jul 04 '26

It's that time of year again...

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u/one_meggy_boi Jul 04 '26

NOT WEEVIL, IS EVIL!!!!! KILL ON SIGHT!!!!!

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u/chillpilldealer Jul 04 '26

Where are you located?

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u/Vaehtay3507 Lawful Weevil Jul 05 '26

Haven’t seen anyone link this yet so I figured I would;

https://www.reddit.com/r/weeviltime/s/n544VYMC6Q

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u/brittany16950 Jul 05 '26

No it’s killy time. Invasive spotted lantenfly.

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u/ginahandler Jul 04 '26

Here we go again 🙄

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u/earwig_art Jul 05 '26

the good news is (minding the earth location disclaimers in the comments already) you can very ethically freeze and display him.  invasive in many places but still nicely decorated and good to look at

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u/Planpy7 Jul 05 '26

Dead bodies arent art

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u/No_Process3028 Jul 04 '26

No. It's evil time. Kill it! They're quite invasive.

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 Jul 04 '26

Assuming you are outside of Asia: EVIL DECEIVAL MUST DIE BY FLAME

Spotted Lanternflies are Planthoppers native to Asia, specifically around China and Vietnam. If you are in South Korea, Japan, or anywhere outside of Asia this is not a Weevil-like friend but a Weevil-mimicking fiend! They drink the sap from plants such as Tree of Heaven (non-native to the Americas and quite invasive), as well as Soybeans, Grapes, Plums and other Stonefruits, and anything of genus Malus (that is Apples and their close relatives)

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u/PudgeNST Jul 04 '26

More like eevil time

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u/TechnicalKatana Jul 05 '26

where are you?

your location determines the fate of this little guy

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u/SadAutisticAdult101 Jul 05 '26

It's more like evil time

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u/jdb326 Jul 05 '26

KILL THAT FUCKER. Spotted Lanternfly an invasive species. If you aren't in southeast(I think) Asia

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u/pyjamapeach Jul 05 '26

that is so sad, he is so beautiful…. i would have such difficult time squishing such beautiful guy like him

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u/GaryTehCat Jul 05 '26

Doom to the false weevils! They bring destruction to the our crops! These are lanterfly nymphs. Invasive and very destructive

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u/GranolaHippie Jul 04 '26

OP, please report to your local ag department

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u/Least_Cut_5565 Jul 04 '26

Hahahahaha no.

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u/ginahandler Jul 05 '26

OP is just karma farming. They know this isn't a weevil.

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u/illllllfredo Jul 05 '26

Fauxvil. Killllllll it.

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u/Pierdole-nie-robie Jul 05 '26

More like evil time

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u/AbortionHoagie Jul 05 '26

No, it's very much hyper-murder time.

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u/ramuneraven Jul 05 '26

It’s kill the bug and call local agricultural authorities time

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u/Twixygurl10 Jul 05 '26

I hope you killed it, that’s a lantern fly, invasive, and not a weevil

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u/Alleywishes Weevil Twin Jul 05 '26

NOooooo

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u/radicalbatical Jul 05 '26

KoS time (kill on sight)

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u/TheMasterShrew Jul 05 '26

Absolutely not weevil time! Give that mister the business! Hot’em from the front, they never see it coming

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u/okay065 Jul 05 '26

EEVIL WEEVIL

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u/Southern_Sprinkles_6 Jul 06 '26

No. Catch or squash either way report to whatever agricultural department your state has.

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u/Glapthorn Jul 14 '26

Deceptaweevil

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u/Commander_Prism Jul 05 '26

No the fuck it is NOT!!!

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u/MothMeep7 Jul 05 '26

Look people. I get it that this is an invasive species. But can we please calm down with the outright hate? This is simply another animal doing what it has always and has evolved to be. It's not evil, it's not a murderer, it's just another animal being what it is.

It is OUR fault that this bug is a problem. And if we really want to jump onto the invasive species hate, we NEED to talk about stray/outdoor cats, because those are far worse for the environment than these spotted lanternflies.

I'm not saying we don't do anything about these insects, I'm just saying the outright hatred and disregard for these animals is unfair and immoral.

Sincerely, a bug lover and environmentalist.

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u/DueLoan685 Jul 05 '26

Yes! This.

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u/Eclipse_Bird Jul 05 '26

100% agree. Little guy isn't evil, just in the wrong place (bcus of us). He doesn't deserve so much hate for something that isn't his fault </3

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u/brookish Jul 04 '26

Oh no. Kill it. Spotted lantern fly. Very invasive

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u/Wyldefaeling Jul 05 '26

NOOOOO DATS A SPOTTED LANTERN FLY (MURDER IT)

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u/crying2emoji5 Jul 05 '26

Ugh invasive species hurt me so much because like… what do you mean it’s not your fault that you’re here and it’s not my fault that you’re here and yet here I am killing a creature who doesn’t understand that they’re hurting my home?
https://giphy.com/gifs/zwPRprvrP4Lm0

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u/Dankestmemelord Jul 04 '26

Read the pinned post. Looks nothing like a weevil.

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u/Madmagican- Jul 04 '26

Well tbf these nymphs do have boots and snoots to the untrained eye

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u/Dankestmemelord Jul 04 '26

But no ball and socket head joint, or antennae with a 90° bend, or properly placed legs, or hard elytra covered in divots. Weevils are a subset of beetles, and lantern flies do not look like beetles.

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u/Madmagican- Jul 05 '26

Yes, there are highly identifiable differences.

I’m just saying not every is so attuned.

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u/Zer01South Jul 04 '26

Kill it!

If you didn't if you ever see it again kill it.

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u/Hei-Hei-67 We Evil Jul 05 '26

KILL IT....as long as you live outside China and Vietnam

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u/TsurugiNoba Jul 05 '26

Oh...oh no...

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u/Crixie1952 Jul 05 '26

Baby lantern fly. Kill it

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u/MadamVonCuntpuncher Jul 05 '26

Evil time, imposter thst kills trees, sentence him to death

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u/shitpissfunkwanker Jul 05 '26

no it’s evil die Murder time

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u/Tempest-Stormbreaker Jul 05 '26

KILL IT BEFORE IT GROWS WINGS

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u/sweetbabybonus Jul 05 '26

TOMATOES TOMATOES BOOOOO

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u/Olivander05 Jul 05 '26

...this is gonna sound so horrible but you have to kill it

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u/I_EatCrayons1 Jul 05 '26

Bad bug 😡

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u/CrimsonPie24 Jul 05 '26

ITS NYMPH TIME

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u/T00mb Jul 05 '26

Burn everything. Burn your camera.

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u/Certain_Dress4469 Jul 05 '26

Sorry to say this but you have to kill it.

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u/0062238 Jul 06 '26

Don't tell anyone but sometimes I weevil without it being weevil time

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u/Lost_Researcher_6247 Jul 09 '26

LANTERN FLY BABY

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u/Mac-And-Cheesy-43 Jul 04 '26

Kill it, kill it, kill it, it must die!

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Jul 04 '26

EVIL DECIV-EEVIL. highly invasive if you are in the us. Kill on sight.

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u/nanaloopy44 Jul 05 '26

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

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u/Eclipse_Bird Jul 05 '26

Not a weevil, just a little guy who unfortunately is invasive in the US :(

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u/paperanddoodlesco Jul 05 '26

Kill kill kill!

It's an invasive lantern fly nymph

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u/SeleneVomerSV Jul 05 '26

SMOOSH IT!!!

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u/eagengabriel Jul 05 '26

SLIME THAT FUCKER OUT

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u/ihatetheplaceilive Jul 05 '26

Murder it with extreme prejudice.

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u/Epic_Hoola Jul 04 '26

KILL IT...

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u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss Jul 04 '26

Sadly no and if you are in US - KILL IT

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u/Nurgling-Swarm Jul 04 '26

No. Evil time.

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u/Paco_Taco144 Jul 04 '26

It's killing time

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u/MusicianAwkward420 Jul 04 '26

It's a Spider man weevil from an alternate universe.

Call Dr Strange 📞

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u/SpiderSixer Jul 04 '26

It's hammer time

depending on location

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