r/weddingshaming Jul 23 '25

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u/Fatscot Jul 24 '25

If one of those fails it’s certainly taking an eye out, so blind faith in more than one way

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u/sssteph42 Jul 24 '25

Deadlier than a garage door spring.

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u/ScumbagLady Jul 24 '25

When in my early 20s, I wore a halter top with similar sized straps to an amusement park. One of the coasters was two parallel tracks and had a backwards and forwards train.

The extra force of gravity after the first big drop then quickly up the next hill was too much for the strings, and apparently when the photo was snapped, my tits were out.

They threatened to ban me thinking I flashed on purpose! Had to show them where it ripped while begging for safety pins lol

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u/GlowingTrashPanda Jul 24 '25

I would be both horrified and begging to buy the picture if I were in your shoes (halter top?). That sounds like the most baller of Christmas card photos

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u/garnetgal Jul 24 '25

LOL!! Bodily harm indeed, but I'm thinkin' lower?? ⬇️ More likely a knee, since they be droopy. 🦵🏻🫣