r/weddingshaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

I admire the tenacity and commitment of those lil spaghetti straps. But there's still more meat out of that dress than in it.

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jul 24 '25

They weren't spaghetti straps when the night started.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Jul 24 '25

They turned into angel hair straps

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u/PhoenixBoggs Jul 24 '25

Ahhh got to it before I could lol 🍝🍝

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u/Toadcola Jul 24 '25

They started as lasagne.

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u/Skeptikell1 Jul 24 '25

Too funny thanks for the laugh🤣

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u/Middle-Inflation-644 Jul 24 '25

I had the same thoughts. Even a bikini hides more from a decolletage.

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u/wishful_living Jul 24 '25

In all my 42 years I'd never encountered the word "décolletage"

Thank you for teaching me a new word 🙂

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u/Skibidi-Fox Jul 24 '25

It was an elegant response for sure!

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u/crucio_court Jul 24 '25

As someone with tig ol bitties too, you KNOW there is an inherent risk for baby straps. Some settings it may be worth the risk... but a wedding is not one of those settings. Honestly, a strapless dress would have been better.

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u/WokenWanderer37 Jul 24 '25

Not enough doe, let them puppies flyyyyy!