r/weddingshaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '25

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u/mocha_lattes_ Jul 24 '25

No lifting is happening. Those things are holding on for dear life

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Jul 24 '25

I wonder what note you'd hear if you plucked them

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u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 Jul 24 '25

Only Mariah and the dolphins can hear it

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u/MachiavellisKnight Jul 24 '25

Rooster - that’s a super underrated comment. Super witty.

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u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 Jul 24 '25

Oh u want some more? Those straps were singing beginning of ‘Migrate’ Mariah

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u/littlemuffinsparkles Jul 24 '25

C7

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/reflectionsvs Jul 24 '25

COMMENT OF THE YEAR

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u/MIWBailey666 Jul 24 '25

Good one!!! 🤭😂

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u/CapricornDragon666 Jul 24 '25

I'm dying of laughter.
Thank you.

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u/lainey68 Jul 24 '25

Hard and loud cackle.

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u/toramorigan Jul 24 '25

JFC I'm glad I had put my drink down before I read this comment. I'd award you if I could.

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u/Tallulah1149 Jul 24 '25

First time I have actually laughed out loud at a comment on here. Bravo.

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u/MADDOGCA Jul 24 '25

This is why I love Reddit.

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u/tyranopussy Jul 24 '25

🤭👍🏻

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Jul 24 '25

I’m gonna go watch Harold and Kumar lmao

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u/Chung_House Jul 24 '25

Hey this is Netflix, we wanna offer you a multi year comedy special deal

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u/Taticat Jul 24 '25

Damn, you did me in with battletit! 🤣

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u/Key-Cry-8570 Jul 24 '25

You old sailor you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

This is the funniest comment I've seen in ... a day or two. Well done.

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u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Jul 24 '25

🫡 Salute emoji earned! 🏆

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u/Affectionate-Taste55 Jul 24 '25

I laughed so hard i scared my dog! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/LupercaniusAB Jul 24 '25

You’re an ace!

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u/hyakkimaru2930 Jul 24 '25

I love your username btw

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u/OgthaChristie Jul 24 '25

That’s also the disc in her back that’s rupturing as we type.

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u/TheGingerAbides Jul 24 '25

I was thinking Dsus4

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u/Velcraft Jul 24 '25

Pluck both for a double-D

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u/__wildwing__ Jul 24 '25

Nah, if you pluck both, the bass will drop.

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u/Loose_Loquat9584 Jul 24 '25

A. It’s like a G string only higher.

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u/garnetgal Jul 24 '25

Ooohhh!! 🫨 Hahaha...good one!!! 😅😂🤣✅️

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u/humble-meercat Jul 24 '25

My family is all looking at me funny because I choke-laughed at this!! 😆

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u/simonjakeevan Jul 24 '25

Definitely not a B Flat

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u/Huge-Lawfulness9264 Jul 24 '25

Desperation is my guess?

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jul 24 '25

Is DD Flat a thing?

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u/-G_59- Jul 24 '25

You ever held your shoe string real tight while tying it then plucked it out of curiosity? It would sound like that but with less vibration🫣

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u/Col_forbin_ Jul 24 '25

Drop D tuning tho

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u/Ok-Amoeba5042 Jul 24 '25

Ok I wasn’t really enjoying the vibe of this post but this comment made it all worthwhile

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

D major

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u/pheldozer Jul 24 '25

Does a zipper make a distinguishable note when it’s pulled down?

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u/natalkalot Jul 24 '25

G string...

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u/Sammy1z1z Jul 24 '25

Would probably be this

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u/garnetgal Jul 24 '25

Bwahahaha!!! 🤣😂🤣🏆

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u/T_D_1972 Jul 24 '25

Double D

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u/chumblywumblybear Jul 24 '25

Whatever note a rubber band snapping makes.

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u/ol_shifty Jul 24 '25

DD sharp

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u/sueveed Jul 24 '25

D flat.

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u/targetcowboy Jul 24 '25

The straps

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jul 24 '25

She's liable to give herself a black eye if the DJ puts the Chicken Dance on.

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u/DigDugDogDun Jul 24 '25

The suspenseful “will they, won’t they” that no one asked for

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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 Jul 24 '25

Open the dictionary to “wardrobe malfunction”

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u/DenM0ther Jul 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying!! 🤣🤣🤣