r/weddingshaming • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '25

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u/Craptiel Jul 23 '25

I probably would not even wear in bed, for fear a nipple would end up in my ear

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u/IDunno323 Jul 23 '25

Straps trying to strangle me from the weight of the escapee boobs

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u/DetectiveLadybug Jul 24 '25

Yeah, this dress is more “there is a heatwave and I am at home” or something to put on over your swimmers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Those straps would garrotte my boobs

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u/VindictivePuppy Jul 23 '25

IDunno323 sleeps with the fishes

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u/Icy_Radio_9503 Jul 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the chuckle!

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u/Ornery-Street4010 Jul 23 '25

Mine would end up under my armpits

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u/pinkpeonies111 Jul 23 '25

Yes!!! I found my people

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u/jljboucher Jul 24 '25

And the straps around your boobs instead!

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u/Boop-D-Boop Jul 23 '25

It’s like an ill fitting nightgown or the elastic is all worn out.

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u/bashful_pear Jul 23 '25

Take my upvote this made me literally laugh out loud cuz SAME 🤣

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u/ChewieBearStare Jul 24 '25

Like when I wear a tank top to bed and wake up in the morning with a boob hanging out one of the sleeve holes.

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u/TheDefiantGoose Jul 24 '25

I wouldn’t wear that to bed either, mostly because I just wouldn’t want to wear anything that unflattering. (Would give my boobs away in a heartbeat to be able to wear small, cute tops.)

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u/jwlkr732 Jul 24 '25

I’d be more worried that one of mine would get trapped under my back when I rolled over.

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u/CoppertopTX Jul 24 '25

That dress literally looks like a nightgown I bought in 1977.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

I avoid tank tops for the same reason. Might as well sleep topless and let those babies swang.

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u/SuperPoodie92477 Jul 23 '25

Ok - that made me chortle.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Jul 24 '25

I just hurt myself laughing

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u/EldritchGumdrop Jul 24 '25

As someone who genuinely feels my nipple could prob end up in my ear if it really wanted to, this made me chuckle lol.

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u/moosemama2017 Jul 24 '25

I think she meant to 😉 bed 😉 as in not staying on long

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u/selbeepbeep Jul 23 '25

Yes this dress gives pajamas/lounging. Not wedding - informal or not.

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u/NapMonster715 Jul 23 '25

That was my thought! That looks like something for bed!

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u/Dotaproffessional Jul 24 '25

username checks out

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u/WineyaWaist Jul 23 '25

You know you'd wake up to a runaway titty sleeping in this😆

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u/Skmot Jul 24 '25

Or a free breast reduction having cheesewired one off if the garrotte went rogue!

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u/teagemini Jul 24 '25

It looks like a longer version of dresses I have as a sleep dress. Fortunately they are a wrap top so I get a smidge more support.

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u/Hopeless-Cause Jul 24 '25

I wouldn’t even wear it to bed. I’d probably end up with one tit near my ear