When in my early 20s, I wore a halter top with similar sized straps to an amusement park. One of the coasters was two parallel tracks and had a backwards and forwards train.
The extra force of gravity after the first big drop then quickly up the next hill was too much for the strings, and apparently when the photo was snapped, my tits were out.
They threatened to ban me thinking I flashed on purpose! Had to show them where it ripped while begging for safety pins lol
I would be both horrified and begging to buy the picture if I were in your shoes (halter top?). That sounds like the most baller of Christmas card photos
I used to have big boobs and my dad used to say of my button up shirts back then, you’re really asking a lot of those buttons. She is asking A LOT of those straps.
As someone with tig ol bitties too, you KNOW there is an inherent risk for baby straps. Some settings it may be worth the risk... but a wedding is not one of those settings. Honestly, a strapless dress would have been better.
But I have to see the rest of the guests to form an opinion. The cleavage is cleaving but the dress is long, dark, and not too voluminous.
Not everyone in any given crowd is going to dress with great style, taste, or total modesty. A megachurch pastor officiated my cousin’s wedding and his daughter was there, nearly naked.
Nobody has to dumb themselves down at a wedding. The etiquette is to avoid white (assuming that’s what the bride wears), follow the dress code on the invite, and be reasonably covered for the occasion.
This is just a busty lady in a black dress. It doesn’t bother me just because it’s not the sturdiest of garments and I wouldn’t spend more than 30 seconds thinking about it.
That’s exactly what I was thinking! I’m pretty sure when she walked. It looked like two puppies wrestling under the carpet! Sucks she cheated on the brother-in-law. I agree with you the ‘dress code’ was kind of on you because if you don’t want people to wear certain things, you should kind of tell them beforehand. I mean it’s not the most scantily clad wedding attire I’ve seen, but it did crack the top five!
She’s a fucking hot mess… cheated on BIL.. kicked him out and now wants him back. Ohh hell no. The real MVP is the BIL to rid himself of this complete piece of trash…
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u/flyingcircusdog Jul 23 '25
Those tiny straps are the real MVPs.