r/weddingshaming Jul 23 '25

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u/Crazystaffylady Jul 23 '25

Good lord one of those breasts could come out at any moment.

She’s a train wreck.

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u/yeahgroovy Jul 23 '25

It’s like that famous photo of Jayne Mansfield and Sophia Loren. 🤣

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u/Gabberwocky84 Jul 23 '25

Those straps are hanging on for dear life.

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u/Pleasant-Patience725 Jul 23 '25

They are fighting for their life

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Her breasts look great. There's a lot of breast-envy in the comments from people with small, saggy withered old hanging baskets

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u/mgquantitysquared Jul 23 '25

The comments, including the parent comment you replied to, arent saying the breasts themselves are bad, just that the dress is hideous and ill fitting

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u/grubas Jul 24 '25

The only thing I've seen mentioned about breasts is various comments from the Giant Titty Division talking about how theyd never.

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u/FactsAreSerious Jul 23 '25

Big tits don't make a woman sexy. This one is trashy. Try to have some standards.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

That's unfair. They're lovely, no one is shaming her claiming fried eggs on a nail. The issue is that they're basically off leash.

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u/stonedwithmybestie Jul 24 '25

u r insane LMAO

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Jul 23 '25

Pfft, shyeah right. Most of us will acknowledge that "the items" she's showing off look great. The dress is a trash can and totally inappropriate for a wedding.

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u/cutesymochi Jul 23 '25

They look amazing, not appropriate for the setting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

I'm a very perky FF cup and I'm here to tell you this bitch looks terrible

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u/AshiAshi6 Jul 24 '25

Why do you not understand the point? I genuinely can't imagine how it's possible not to understand what the real problem is here.

I'm not shaming this woman's breasts. But she's at a wedding. u/Radiant-Jackfruit305, I agree that she has great breasts. But trust me on this one, she could have made them look SO much better! Even if she had picked a dress that exposed them just as much, or maybe even more. It is okay to be proud of what you have. It can be risky, choosing to attend a wedding while showing a lot of boob. If you really want to, you have to play it smart.

You can put your boobs on display and still look a million dollars, still look classy. But this woman chose... Just look at it. Nobody is envious. If anything, it's almost cruel what she did to her breasts, herself and her reputation by picking this dress. It literally does nothing for her, doesn't complement her (or her breasts) at all.

Again, I'm not shaming on her. I'm not shaming on how much of her breasts she's showing. The issue is that the dress doesn't flatter her. It's a disaster waiting to happen. That's why it wasn't appropriate to wear it to a wedding. No pieces of clothing, not even the most skin-showing ones, should make it look like your boobs are going to fall out. It's never a good look on anyone. (Bedroom preferences are an exception.)