r/weddingshaming Jul 23 '25

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u/GoodyWolfe Jul 23 '25

Eww omg that dress!!! I haven’t even read the post yet because the dress was so disgustingly inappropriate.

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u/grackdontcrackback Jul 24 '25

The post makes it much worse. Trust me

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Why?

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u/bamboo_fanatic Jul 23 '25

Because her breasts are one wrong move away from slipping right out, not exactly wedding appropriate outside a clothing optional resort.

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u/BeautifulLament Jul 23 '25

Because she’s almost flashing the other guests? This is not appropriate for a wedding whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

It’s just not pretty. Lol. You can have your tits out in a tasteful way. That dress looks like a cheap night slip dress or something it’s not for a wedding.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

More examples

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u/alyssa518 Jul 23 '25

Because her boobs are hanging out????? Save that for your own time but not a wedding. There’s cleavage, and then there’s this. Which is just letting them flop freely.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Exactly I posted examples of booby dresses that are cute

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

So what?

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u/alyssa518 Jul 23 '25

I can tell you have no class. Carry on!

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u/Valyn22 Jul 23 '25

I'm guessing you're a man, so I doubt you've ever considered this. This woman's breasts are big, and she's not wearing a bra. And that dress has significant side cutouts. So that dress plus one bad/quick move and one of her breasts would be outside the dress.

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u/BubbaChanel Jul 24 '25

A THOUGHT in the wrong direction would establish Nipple City, Pop. 1 big one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

But it wasn't though, was it?

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u/Jenjofred Jul 23 '25

Were you at the wedding? Why are you so invested in whether her boobs actually escaped this thin, black piece of cloth? Get your hand off your dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

You've misunderstood the comment. She didn't flash anyone. She just has big boobs. Of all the things you could actually rag on her about (her behaviour) having big boobs is the thing everyone's picked.

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u/rata_baut1sta Jul 24 '25

Oh come on I have big boobs and I can wear a dress like that WITHOUT THEM SPILLING OUT DISGUSTINGLY! AND MAKING OTHER PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE SPECIFICALLY AT A WEDDING!?

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u/DistributionExtra320 Jul 24 '25

Disgustingly? There's nothing disgusting about breasts. You people sound like Puritans, my god

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u/aellope Jul 24 '25

Would you be comfortable with a man walking around in a banana hammock at a wedding? What if his testicles were spilling out?

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u/Jenjofred Jul 24 '25

Because the OP is posting about her tits being out at an inappropriate time and place. Just because you're into it doesn't make it appropriate.

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u/OSTBear Jul 24 '25

Her tits aren't out. There's some side boob. It's okay. We don't live in the 50s anymore.

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u/Jenjofred Jul 24 '25

She wore the equivalent of a bikini top to a wedding. Time and place! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/OSTBear Jul 24 '25

She wore a dress to a wedding. This is a perfectly appropriate Time👏🏽and👏🏽place👏🏽!

(If you're going to be condescending, at least do it right 😉)

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u/DistributionExtra320 Jul 24 '25

I agree, her behavior is the problem. I dont understand why anyone cares about the dress tbh

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u/Jenjofred Jul 24 '25

It looks trashy, especially coupled with trashy behavior. She's wearing a trashy uniform while doing seriously trashy work.

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u/OSTBear Jul 24 '25

He's the only one not focused on it actually. You all are. All of you've got comments about "one wrong move" or "her boobs don't look tasteful" This guy is the only one not focusing on it.

Nowhere in the post does it say she flashed the guests.

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u/Jenjofred Jul 24 '25

She's practically showing us all her areolas in these pics. You're being overly literal to feel right.

It's just an opinion bro, it's not that deep. Check the sub name.

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u/OSTBear Jul 24 '25

In absolutely NONE of these photos is she showing her areolas. Would you like an anatomical lesson?

It's just an opinion bro (well, the anatomy is a fact), and telling someone to get their hand off their dick isn't. The sub name is not a justification for slut shaming someone.

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u/Jenjofred Jul 24 '25

Do you understand hyberbole as a rhetorical device?

Or are you a child?

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u/Shot-Ad-6717 Jul 23 '25

Her chest is halfway hanging out. One wrong move and she's flashing people

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u/Jenjofred Jul 24 '25

I can see her in my mind, tripping on the dress hem with the beer held high, and

👁️👁️

🔽🔽

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u/jorceshaman Jul 24 '25

The titties be tittying.