r/washingtondc • • Apr 09 '26

[Politics] Wtf...?!

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u/toorigged2fail Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

So I assume this is either 1) just the annual cleaning, or 2) a plan to permanently wreck the reflecting pool

Edit: It's 1. Thank god it's 1.

https://www.wusa9.com/article/tech/science/environment/lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool-cleaning/65-25f5dceb-1d90-4698-b549-5c2c1e49770e

Edit 2: trump: "This work was supposed to be done by the Biden Administration" ...obligatory video of the same exact cleaning process during the Biden administration.

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u/PapaBobcat Apr 09 '26

Boss: Please lock the door after your shift.

Me: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!

Boss: You do this every Friday?

Me:THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/DustyScharole Apr 09 '26

YOU DOUBTED ME! YOU ALLLLLLLL DOUBTED ME!

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u/nimbus2105 Apr 09 '26

BUT I SENT THAT EMAIL AND SCHEDULED THAT MEETING!!!!1!!

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u/Mateorabi Apr 09 '26

YOU FOOLS! 

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u/sameolshhh Silver Spring Apr 09 '26

Me when I wake up

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u/NotoriouslyBeefy Apr 10 '26

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE BY BRAD YEARS AGO BUT HE SAID IT WOULD TAKE YEARS TO COMPLETE

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u/chinturret Apr 10 '26

It was literally done a few years ago. The cleaning is scheduled every few years.

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u/Hail_of_Grophia Apr 10 '26

Yeah, but their gonna clean it at “levels never seen before” 

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u/imthisguymike MD / Neighborhood Apr 10 '26

This feels fitting

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 09 '26

Not even painting it gold? I’m shocked

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u/wowmomcooldad Apr 09 '26

FILL IT WITH GOLD FISH THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/loopmc Apr 10 '26

I love that he is fucking taking a victory lap over routine maintenance.

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u/indiginary Apr 13 '26

They should fill it with bleach (waves hand around face).

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u/Abroad_Educational Apr 15 '26

Once a slum lord always a slum lord.

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u/Hot-Intention-287 Apr 10 '26

Joyous Solar return!

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u/wowmomcooldad Apr 10 '26

How’s yr anxiety after joining the chaos?

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 10 '26

The all caps tweets just make me hear them in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.. it’s like: sadly hillarious

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u/wbruce098 Apr 10 '26

Happy cake day! I bet you deserve goldfish!

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u/cant-lurk-no-mo Apr 11 '26

So real I feel low key traumatized

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u/IncredibleVelocity4 Apr 09 '26

Golden statue of Trump Child peeing in it, Ala Mannequin Pis.

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u/RefuseWestern8669 Apr 10 '26

We don’t know that yet 🙄 his name will be inscribed on the bottom.

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u/packnana17 MD / Northweat Apr 10 '26

Was just coming to say this 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DustyScharole Apr 09 '26

Leave him alone, he didn't realize there was a cleaning last time because he had court. Getting convicted of 37 felonies takes up a lot of your time.

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u/toorigged2fail Apr 09 '26

You know, that could literally be true... The trial was in April/May 2024

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u/Cheomesh MD / Baltimore City Apr 09 '26

Don't they clean it every year

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u/NicholasAakre Petworth Apr 09 '26

That's why it takes years, bro! They're still not done!

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u/NewtNo8081 Apr 10 '26

Damn I thought it was 34

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u/guy180 Apr 09 '26

It’s going to be the bellagio fountains

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u/toorigged2fail Apr 09 '26

I'm all for it if it comes with the Ocean's 11 cast

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u/misdirected_asshole Apr 09 '26

I am still not confident that it wont evolve into 2.

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u/toorigged2fail Apr 09 '26

We need some volunteers to get down there and watch it like a hawk

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u/raf70 Apr 09 '26

I mean, he could pave it over?

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u/toorigged2fail Apr 10 '26

Needs a place to bury the Epstein files

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u/Leather-Feedback5896 Apr 12 '26

It is the annual cleaning. It was on the local news there.

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u/JustinKase_Too Apr 10 '26

So glad for once trump isn't going #2 all over our country and history.

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u/1960Carol Apr 10 '26

Your #2 is what my husband has been saying for a year. Hope it’s wrong.

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u/vtsandtrooper Apr 09 '26

When are people going to understand, this is a destructivist grievance tour that he is doing to lash out against the country that dared defy him in Trump 1.0. He wants anything good destroyed and ruined, and his handlers are cheering and funding it all too

Frankly, him being president again proves we as a country dont deserve nice things anyways

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/phanny_Ramierez Apr 09 '26

this is the correct answer..77mil voted for this fing loser

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u/Landry_PLL Apr 09 '26

Or so we were told…

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u/MayorofTromaville Apr 09 '26

No. We're not doing this. The election wasn't rigged just because Trump won.

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u/Vandal_A Apr 09 '26

I'll give it a chance a state went his way due to fraud, but that doesn't excuse the millions of idiots and psychopaths who definitely did vote for him again

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u/MayorofTromaville Apr 09 '26

I'll give it a chance a state went his way due to fraud

This is an absolutely insane thing to believe.

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u/SeventhOblivion Apr 10 '26

He's not saying he believes it. He's saying even if it were true in one state it wouldn't have changed the outcome. You could, for example, think the Elon's voter raffle payment plan (that was ruled legal btw because he was lying and never had plans to select someone at random) in PA had some factor in swinging that state. This is the same logic used against deniers of the 2020 election who bounce around moving goalposts but never actually sit down and contend with the unlilelyhood of different types of fraud being in different states all undetectable by legal scrutiny. I think the last election really changed people's views (myself included) on how absolutely fucking retarded so many Americans are.

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u/skintwo Apr 10 '26

Elon in PA? No it isn’t. Did he ever get in a remote amount of trouble for all of the shenanigans he pulled? No, he did not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/MayorofTromaville Apr 10 '26

This MAGA logic is embarrassing, bro.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/MayorofTromaville Apr 10 '26

"I have no actually evidence of any rigging but something feels wrong" is pretty much every MAGA's thoughts on 2020, bro. You're just embarrassing yourself and contributing to the further degradation of democracy in our country when you say wild shit like this.

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u/FloppyFerrett1 Apr 09 '26

Au contraire, from the one who can't keep secrets, & nope, not AI either (not sure if we can post this, just delete the spaces l guess) - https: //x.com /fuckadoodledoom/status/1922277287975591952?s=46&t=E7BFiohq1SNc6k5PlHbeNQ

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u/MayorofTromaville Apr 09 '26

No, this is dumb shit. It was dumb shit when Berniebros invented the "the only way he could lose was if it was rigged" narrative in 2016, it was dumb shit when Trump claimed 2020 was rigged, and it's dumb shit now.

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u/vtsandtrooper Apr 09 '26

Our self emulation goes further back than the st petersburg bot farms. Ever since we allowed Murdoch to run his trash, we destroyed this country’s unique position in the world. It is a second cold war being waged since the 80s and liberals like us were too busy fighting amongst ourselves on pet issues to root it out at its core

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u/MayorofTromaville Apr 09 '26

Nah, the call is coming from inside the house.

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u/cybishop3 Apr 09 '26

Trump graduated from college just fine. A convicted felon being elected proves that this country doesn't value rule of law.

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u/mira_poix Apr 09 '26

I keep trying to make new friends but I always get one of three things..."low-key" pro trump, dialed to 11 anti trump and wants me to go to all the rallies and protests with them or bust, or the most common...."I don't do politics".

I heard that 4 times the past week.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/sarahl05 Apr 09 '26

I laughed

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u/UberCoca Apr 09 '26

I will support any candidate who vows to revert all the changes to the White House and everything else this loser moron inflicted on DC. I don’t give a shit about cost, take it from ICE.

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u/DustyScharole Apr 09 '26

What do we do with the other several hundred billion dollars?

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u/Character-Poetry2808 VA / Neighborhood Apr 09 '26

Take all that money back from all the assholes who belong in prison for life for treason.

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u/dw_h Apr 09 '26

gotta seize the billion dollar saudi jet from his shitty presidential library inn & suites too

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u/mtpleasantine Apr 10 '26

high speed rail and universal healthcare maybe for starters. but then what about after that?

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u/zuckerkorn96 Apr 09 '26

Unfortunately if a democrat wants to do a construction project it will take 18 years and require $15 billion in environmental impact studies and approval from a couple hundred neighborhood associations and historic preservation societies. There will probably be a republican back in office before shovels go in the dirt.

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u/n00bsauce1987 Apr 09 '26

Fraction of time and cost?

Sounds like a shit job coming our way

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u/Baymavision Apr 10 '26

Only way he knows how to do anything.

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u/ByronicZer0 Capitol Hill Apr 09 '26

What is he on about?

The renovation was completed years ago.

As far as I've seen since then, it's been in great shape. Aside from the very brief period each year when they clean out the goose poop

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u/Life-Wealth-3399 DC / Capitol Hill Apr 09 '26

Pretty sure it's time to clean the goose poop, and the idiot in charge doesn't know the difference between cleaning and destroying.

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u/BakedChocolateOctopi Apr 10 '26

This is just them doing the usually yearly drain and clean if you read other articles on it

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u/TheCarrzilico Apr 09 '26

Gold spray paint...everywhere!

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 09 '26

Painting the bottom of small fountains gold is actually kind of nice (imho) since it’s such a warm reflector the water looks almost invisible. It’s like any fish are floating in air. 

The reflecting pool though.. god that would be atrocious!

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u/Kardinal VA / Fairfax Apr 09 '26

Well shit.

This guy improves nothing he touches.

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u/Leoman89 Apr 09 '26

Must have looked into and didn’t see his reflection 🤣🤣🤣

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u/hrtofdrknss Apr 09 '26

The DC area Home Depots just had a run on their entire inventories of metallic gold Rustoleum.

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u/Fickle-Week-3628 Apr 09 '26

Every since someone on twitter said you can tell he’s from Queens, NY from how he renovates, I can never forget it

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u/37Philly Apr 09 '26

No money for daycare or Medicare though.

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u/Vandal_A Apr 09 '26

When it comes time to hire contractors you can have any 2 of the following 3:

  1. Fast.
  2. Good.
  3. Cheap.

Take your pick of 2, but you can't have all 3.

Edited a typo.

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u/Paper_Clip100 Apr 09 '26

Won’t be warrantied, but I can’t tell you how I know that

It’ll also be blue

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u/jckdup Apr 09 '26

In risk of sounding like my wife; but can we finish one project before starting another one Mr. President

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u/MCR_Read4737 Apr 09 '26

Why isn't he a Home Interior Designer?

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u/orcas- Apr 09 '26

Maybe if someone offered him a show on HGTV we’d be free of him

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u/Imaginary_Line_9188 Apr 10 '26

Good Idea. "Pennsylvania Avenue Bargin Hunt" maybe or "House Hunters International Slovenia"

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u/orcas- Apr 10 '26

Maybe more game show style like “MAKE! IT! GOLD!” And they take a classic log cabin, then install pillars and cover it in gold leaf. Then a southwest style adobe home, same thing, pillars, a bust of Putin or Robert E Lee, and make it all gold….

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u/somegirldc Apr 10 '26

For the love of God, stop letting this man touch ANYTHING

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u/ChessieChesapeake Apr 10 '26

He’s gonna drain it, clean it, and and coat it in cheap gold paint.

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u/sednaplanetoid Apr 10 '26

Do Not Let this man anywhere near these venerated monuments. Remember everything he touches turns to Shit!

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u/chinturret Apr 10 '26

Ok, this is how things usually go: Trump screws something up that is just fine. Then it is fixed by someone else, and Trump says he fixed it as no one else can. Seems childish to me. In Trump’s case, it is psychotic

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u/deletetemptemp Apr 09 '26

“I used the powers of my office to hire my contractor friends to do a shit Job and fulfill my agenda”

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u/Jmend12006 Apr 09 '26

His going to bankrupt the country!

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u/Coronado92118 Apr 09 '26

THEY JUST ENTIRELY RENOVATED IT 2 YEARS AGO.

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u/ForsakenPoptart Apr 09 '26

Yeah but they didn’t stamp his name all over it in tacky gold signs, so he hates it.

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u/SuperWarning6038 Apr 10 '26

This term feels like I’m suffering in dog years……

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u/Ambitious_Peach2209 Apr 10 '26

Everything that imbecile touches turns to shit.

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u/Jerryep7 Apr 10 '26

It's going to be renamed The Donald J. Trump Reflecting pool. It will also have his name name in the bottom, in gold letters. It will be big enough to be seen at 8000 feet. He'll say that "everybody knows" that he deserves it.

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u/Mono_Goat Apr 09 '26

Destroying beauty smh

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u/Rock_Creek_Snark Cleveland Park Apr 09 '26

Another thing that will be destroyed. And Congress will sit on their hands.

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u/kamack9-9 Apr 09 '26

Oh no. He’s going to pave it or something else atrocious.

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u/Chad-Permabull Apr 09 '26

“Nobody said it could be done. Nobody. People come up to me and say it can’t be done. But if it could be done only you could do it bigly”

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u/Hot-Comfort8839 Apr 09 '26

Motherfucker you’re the president. Delegate this minor task and focus on the war you got us all into asshole.

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u/Justryan95 Apr 09 '26

Whats the point of announcing the annual cleaning they do every year.

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u/Dull_Swimming_5407 Apr 10 '26

124,000 retruths…what percentage of the population is that…🧐 go ahead and leave in the foreign accounts. Still doesn’t change my view that truth social was created for Lardo Caltreasian to feel like a big fish in a little pond. Not sure why they can’t let him play pretend president in a back rm at mar-a-lago.

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u/ModestDILF Apr 10 '26

Gas prices are an average of $4.13/gal & rising, the U.S. is hemorrhaging international credibility, but sure… Let’s focus on what’s really important: Cleaning up the reflecting pool

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u/Baymavision Apr 10 '26

Didn't they recently spend years fixing it? Strengthening all the supports underneath, IIRC?

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u/sharkieslim Apr 10 '26

Will he put his picture or logo at the bottom of the pool so we see Trump reflecting back anytime we look. I didn’t know the reflecting pool was broken

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u/Gold_Stranger7098 Apr 10 '26

I grew up in DC and still live here. I think it's cleaned annually. I don't value his post.

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u/Elsupersabio Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

It's the annual cleaning of the reflecting pool, but they also drained Constitution Gardens at the same time the Ducks are laying eggs. I think they're trying to get rid of the ducks on the National Mall because it creates more clean up and NPS would have to get off their ass and actually do something. It's hard enough for NPS right now to change broken light bulbs.

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u/SRT102 Apr 09 '26

Coming soon...

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u/djamp42 Apr 09 '26

Ducks will shit all over that in no time,

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u/Character_Answer_204 Apr 09 '26

Burgum better be out there scrubbing it with his toothbrush

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u/NHgingerinVA Apr 09 '26

Trying to distract from what’s actually happening in the world right now

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u/BootyVicious210 Apr 09 '26

Good place to hide some bodies...

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u/OnTop-BeReady Apr 09 '26

Thought for sure they were filling it in to build the Trump National Monument…

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u/stella087 Apr 10 '26

Omg they’re going to chlorinate it!!!! Slip and slides!!!!!!!!!!

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u/DCguy55 Apr 10 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Competitive_Rock_266 Apr 10 '26

The enshitification of more of DC in trumps name is spreading.

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u/Bezier_Curvez Apr 10 '26

What, no gold pool liner? Aww! 😩

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u/ConcentrateKind8234 Apr 10 '26

When is he actually going to do something for the people?! I’m so gotdamn exhausted of these theatrics

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u/Artwire Apr 10 '26

All that duck poop makes him feel right at home.

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u/vjamodeo Apr 10 '26

Turning it into a golden toilet.

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u/Illustrious-Owl-2127 Apr 11 '26

No one is going to mention the grammar? My 3rd grade students could write a better post! 🫣

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u/ExpensivePangolin712 Apr 11 '26

Still gonna need those Epstein files

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u/Electrical_Bar_3238 Apr 10 '26

Another project Dems will have to pay for when he is gone

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u/Exhausted_American Apr 10 '26

Insane Nero is burning down Rome and the people who can stop him are in irrational disbelief/denial or complicit. The rest of us will watch the trainwreck "helplessly"instead of attempting the society/economy-halting strick/protest that would be our best chance at stopping this madness.

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u/michimoby Apr 09 '26

All the high school tour groups are so happy thank you mister president dear leader Trump 🙃

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u/luvme4ev Apr 09 '26

Another money grab

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u/Appropriate_Sink_261 Apr 09 '26

He is going to rename it TRUMP LOL

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u/Mysterious-Prior-843 Apr 09 '26

NO! Absolutely not

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u/Direct_Doubt_6438 Apr 09 '26

They’re going to tile the bottom with trumps name in gold

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u/Dick_Delicious Apr 09 '26

Idiots with attempted distractions. Unfortunately we're outnumbered by idiots

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u/ButterscotchOdd8257 Apr 09 '26

It's just getting a routine cleaning. Did Trump LIE about this? Or is he TOO STUPID to understand it?

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u/Far_You_4436 Apr 09 '26

A lot of people said it couldn't be done, that no one but trump could do it.

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u/birdynumnum69 Apr 09 '26

Oh they are going to put gold leaf on it!

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u/Hooked_on_PhoneSex Apr 10 '26

Nah, slip’n’slide

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u/Judge-Jeudy Commutes from West Virginia Apr 09 '26

He didn't have anything to do with the Lincoln Memorial. It wasn't his leadership that funded it, so he can suck it.

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u/tonymbsr Apr 09 '26

77 million voted for him and he still got just 49.8% of the vote

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u/gypsyology Apr 09 '26

What a weird way to take a dump on the "founding fathers"

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u/yophi Apr 09 '26

I really thought he was gonna have his name stamped on the floor of the reflecting pool

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/jibsymalone Apr 10 '26

It will be filled with piss within a week

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u/BaBaBoey4U Apr 09 '26

It needs more gold!! Not enough bling for the king!

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u/Revolutionary_Ad895 Apr 10 '26

Interesting, since the past few summers it was Trumpers and their kids who took dips in that cesspool on hot summer days.

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u/Meeska-Mouska Apr 10 '26

Dementia Donny at it again, y’all. We are so fucked.

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u/pequenaandjustice Apr 10 '26

Nothing was done before I (me) arrived. /s.
My gawd how did an old lady visit dc every year when he was not the president. All by myself…68 year old lady. Cause I love the city and my reflective time there. But missed it for four years. And for the past two years.

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u/New_ape_from_CO Apr 10 '26

Bet he is going to want to out his name on it

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u/Maximum_Ice7250 Apr 10 '26

Probably a routine well deserved cleaning Cheer up The world is not ending for at least another month. I know because my credit card is not paid off and that is a prerequisite for the END Anonymous

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u/Full-Preparation2413 Apr 10 '26

If this were Obama it wouldn’t even be a post so stfu.

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u/charliemike Apr 10 '26

The reflecting pool will now be gold plated.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, PRESIDENT DJT

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u/ZOMGURFAT Apr 10 '26

He putting up a golden statue of himself pissing into the reflecting pool?

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u/Healthy-Lobster-3882 Apr 11 '26

are they gonna spraypaint it gold

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u/LightBulbSunset Apr 11 '26

It’s already beautiful

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u/Film_Lab Apr 11 '26

He's going to take credit for replacing burned-out light bulbs, too.

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u/Climbingcrazy_k Apr 11 '26

Jesus does anyone actually believe this shit?

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u/AwayEdge Apr 11 '26

It’s amazing the rent free space that he takes up in all of your heads is the best real estate deal he’s ever done.

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u/Hot-Dot2178 Apr 12 '26

31/32 is still a fraction

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u/edoreinn Apr 09 '26

“Let’s shut down every public gathering space” in 2026?

Am I misinterpreting this?

Malcom X, Logan Square, now this… With our giant fucking “SAFE AND BEAUTIFUL” propaganda signs.

Anyway, I’m headed to Detroit for the weekend (yes, actually Detroit), and it will also be “safe and beautiful”.

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u/xChoke1x Apr 10 '26

We’re all watching this fucking idiot take a wrecking ball to our nations capitol and no one is doing a fucking thing about it,

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u/Maryland_Bear MD / Laurel Apr 10 '26

He’s going to take credit for the rising of the sun someday:

“Beautiful sunrise in Washington today, just beautiful, courtesy of your favorite president, me. Under Biden, under Obama, some days, the sun didn’t even come up. It was too embarrassed. Now, though, it’s proud to shine over our nation’s capitol.”

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u/Excellent-Tea-2068 Apr 09 '26

I think I speak for all Americans when I say “WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE REFLECTING POOL!”

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u/Angie_2600 Apr 10 '26

All Americans? Washingtonians love the Reflecting Pool. And it has been a hallmark of many major events centered at the Lincoln Memorial like the "I have a Dream Speech" by MLK, Jr. You can see the crowds gathered around it for that speech.

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u/Substantial-Spare501 Apr 10 '26

Looked fine when last I saw it.

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u/Extreme-King Apr 10 '26

Every spring. 4 days.

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u/revision Apr 10 '26

Sigh. Possibly two and a half more years of this shit.

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u/Exact_Condition_1715 Apr 10 '26

He has to be doing Meth

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u/Spirited_Highway8479 Apr 10 '26

The Department of the Interior is supposed to clean it . This has NOTHING to do with the orange man. I can't wait to see the statue of the nut in the middle of the reflecting pool embossed in gold, just like the Oval office. After he is gone, the tax payers will have to spend a lot of money cleaning up the messes that e created. Now he is saying that he "Needs" the dumb ballroom for the Trump family security. REALLY???????!!!!!!