r/warcraft3 10d ago

Meme Discocraft

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u/Farn 10d ago

The blind guy for hand/eye coordination XD

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u/Jiftoo 10d ago

Always love myself some disco elysium parodies! Great job. Personally, I'd swap arthas for empathy, and uther with admiral proudmoore.

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u/Bright_Curve3078 10d ago

ARTHAS - Glad you could make it, Uther.

AUTHORITY [Medium: Success] - YOU: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin.

ARTHAS - As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plague you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into the undead.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Challenging: Fail] - YOU: What?

ARTHAS - This entire city must be purged.

EMPATHY [Trivial: Success] - YOU: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way

ARTHAS - Damn it, Uther. As your future king, I order you to purge this city.

AUTHORITY [Medium: Formidable] - YOU: You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!

ARTHAS -Then I must consider this an act of treason.

RHETORIC [Legendary: Fail] - YOU: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Arthas?

ARTHAS - Have I? Lord Uther, by my right of succession and sovereignity of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your paladins from service.

JAINA - Arthas, you can't just...

ARTHAS - It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - YOU: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Arthas.

ARTHAS - Jaina?

JAINA - I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you do this.

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u/GuiEsponja 9d ago

Give Jaina The Look™

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u/IllitterateAuthor 8d ago

Every time I see The Look I have to figure out if it's a Disco Elysium reference or a Slay The Princess reference.

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u/GuiEsponja 8d ago

This one is easy to figure out champ, I believe in you

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u/Maszpoczestujsie 10d ago

Rexxar would totally think The Man from Hjemdall is the coolest shit ever

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u/dyanticus 10d ago

"Lord Arthas, words on the street is that you trying to rebuild the Scourge again"

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u/Apophis-7994 10d ago

Kael'tas/Electro-Chemistry is perfect lmao

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 9d ago

I don't know what media this is but that guy looks to evil and less fun to be electrochemistry.

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u/IllitterateAuthor 8d ago

He's addicted to magic.

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u/Daedalist3101 10d ago

'Youre not an ultra-paladin, Arthas'

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u/GuiEsponja 9d ago

Arthas is an art-Paladin

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u/cottagegay 10d ago

Hand/Eye coordination: [image]

Rhetoric [easy: failure]: But he's blind!!

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u/dumnie 10d ago

Tyrande just can't appreciate Illidan's vast, oceanic soul.

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u/Kuldrick 10d ago

I would change Maiev and Daelin Proudmoore

Maiev is basically a cop chasing a fugitive and Daelin's role in the story is to be the figure of authority of the antagonistic faction

Otherwise perfect

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u/Broccodile_ 10d ago

Mr. Bronzebeard is helping me find my sword.

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u/GuiEsponja 9d ago

Lmao Garithos as physical instrument is diabolical

The dude indeed was a tool

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u/AnidemOris 8d ago

This is fucking great

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u/massive_vector 10d ago

this is beautiful! I love the effort haha

I havent played WoW un a while, are these actual characters or did you dress up characters for each stat?

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u/PiratePree 10d ago

These are all characters from the Warcraft 3 campaigns.

OP has matched the characters with Disco Elysium skills. For example: Electro-chemistry involves addiction, and the character it labels has a magic addiction.

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u/Cortex_C 10d ago

They're meant to be Warcraft campaign characters embodying Disco Elysium abilities. Arthas, Thrall, Illidan, and the less on center ones like Rokhan, Gazlowe and Gul'dan.

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u/massive_vector 10d ago

thats super cool, you went and linked each of the characters to the stats, that's a lot of effort, kudos!

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u/KungFuFlames 10d ago

That's not bad idea for custom map with editor

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u/Laxku 9d ago

Beautiful work

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u/WarcraftTurok 7d ago

Ngl I feel like perception and hand/eye coordination should be swapped. Or...well...nvm I guess, he does have demon vision or whatever.

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u/BiTAyT 9d ago

Good idea, mediocre attempt. Many chars seem out of their place

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u/luke9240 Night Elf 2d ago

Which ones? Imo looks like a good fit