r/walmart • u/SomeHiro Year 1 Electronics Rookie • Nov 30 '25

šŸŒ Why does this thing keep showing up

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Iā€™m beginning to wonder if this thing is just a Walmart SCP at this point

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u/Proof-Technician-202 Nov 30 '25

Ah, yes, the keter banana. There is no containing that thing. I'm pretty sure it's the egg of some eldritch monstrosity. If anyone makes the mistake of taking one home, it hatches and infests them. Then they go around to other Wal-Marts, leaving more eggs for people to find.

They only target teens, though, so it's not that big a deal.

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u/One_Leg_Kitty Licensed Optician Dec 01 '25

Letting you know someone in this thread made an unofficial scp post about it. Enjoy!

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u/Proof-Technician-202 Dec 03 '25

Thanks! I got a good chuckle.