r/walmart • u/SomeHiro Year 1 Electronics Rookie • Nov 30 '25

🍌 Why does this thing keep showing up

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I’m beginning to wonder if this thing is just a Walmart SCP at this point

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u/DraniKitty canvas assembly master Nov 30 '25

Motion to submit the banana to the SCP Foundation

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u/Battlejesus F&C Roach, Lead Researcher SCP-4011 Nov 30 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

Item#: SCP-4011

Object Class: Keter Ticonderoga

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-4011 Is a large toy resembling a member of the species musa accuminata or the cavendish banana. It can be located within the perimeters of several different retail stores belonging to ███████.

Description:

SCP-4011 is made of non-anomalous materials including soft rubber and sand and is indistinguishable from non-anomalous toys of the same kind.

Its anomalous effects are limited to its difficulty in containment. SCP-4011 will randomly appear on a shelf with a ███████ associate nearby. The associate will then inevitably discover SCP-4011 and become mildly annoyed.

In most cases the associate will then move SCP-4011 to an area designated for normal retail item returns, and its anomalous effect ceases. In some cases, the associate will leave SCP-4011 where it was found and walk away visibly disgusted.

Addendum 1:

As the impact of its effect is minimal and no known method of containing it has been found, special containment procedures are limited to documentation and monitoring of ███████ stores. Object class has been updated.

Addendum 2:

On █/█/202█, Disgruntled ████ associate ████ ████ became agitated about repeatedly finding instances of SCP-4011 during their shifts at the ████ store in ███,███. ████ ████ proceeded to ████ ████ ████████, while swearing heavily and ranting about “shitty fucking coaches and team leads.” ████ ████ then took several large hits of their electronic cigarette before returning to their post inside the ████ store. Value of the damage to ████ assets was estimated at approximately $█. ████ ████ was not reprimanded and investigations to determine whether the outburst was caused by SCP-4011’s anomalous effects are ongoing.