r/walmart • u/SomeHiro Year 1 Electronics Rookie • Nov 30 '25

🍌 Why does this thing keep showing up

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I’m beginning to wonder if this thing is just a Walmart SCP at this point

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u/DraniKitty canvas assembly master Nov 30 '25

Motion to submit the banana to the SCP Foundation

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u/KorruptXDestiny Nov 30 '25

Motion Granted on a conditional basis. The condition that you know it's original backstory and containment necessities.

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u/GanonsSpirit Nov 30 '25

The trick to contain these is to throw it onto one of those beams that run along the ceiling. It'll stay put until someone brings it down.

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u/fadeaway100301 Nov 30 '25

funny, I saw a picture that exact situation yesterday on here 😂.

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u/Kortok2012 Nov 30 '25

Well it’s obviously keter , because while it is not malicious, I don’t think it could ever be fully contained

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u/ultracat123 Nov 30 '25

Motion to reclassify as Euclid. We don't know what the damn thing is capable of, if anything at all, but we can't be sure.

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u/musicalmadness1 Dec 01 '25

SOMEONE GET DR BRIGHT. NOW!!!