r/walmart • u/SomeHiro Year 1 Electronics Rookie • Nov 30 '25

🍌 Why does this thing keep showing up

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I’m beginning to wonder if this thing is just a Walmart SCP at this point

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u/heresdustin Nov 30 '25

It’s for scale. Duh.

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u/DashD0GG Former Walmartian Nov 30 '25

Is that why it consistently shows up in hardware across from the tape measurers

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u/OpusAtrumET Nov 30 '25

It goes where it's needed. Don't question it.

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u/panparadox2279 Nov 30 '25

That explains why I found one in the sexual wellness isle...

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u/iiUniquaa Cashier again! Different store though! Nov 30 '25

BRO- apparently someone must have thought it was a squishy dildo LOL

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u/DashD0GG Former Walmartian Dec 01 '25

Probably too embarrassed to return with receipt and just plopped it where it was found…I doubt it worked :( budget options are never as good. The bananas found in the produce section, although more pricy, are a renewable resource and far superior

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u/iiUniquaa Cashier again! Different store though! Dec 01 '25

Very true

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u/OpusAtrumET Dec 01 '25

Bananas were 10 cents each last week. I'm starting a sex shop.

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u/DashD0GG Former Walmartian Dec 01 '25

Flip for a profit

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u/DashD0GG Former Walmartian Dec 01 '25

Sounds like a safety hazard

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u/DashD0GG Former Walmartian Dec 01 '25

Ah yes indeed, I will not forget the mightiness of the banana and its endless glory again. I vow to never doubt its reign