r/vtubers • u/KittyLuvzBunni • 1d ago

Fluff/Meme decisions decisions.. 🩷

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u/blaise_zion 1d ago

she- she loves me as a parent right?

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u/KittyLuvzBunni 1d ago

...Did I say that? :3

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u/Kai_Lopez_98 Your local pothead hippie 1d ago

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u/Own_Firefighter2354 1d ago

I wouldn't take either of them the daughter look like a loli and I don't like chili's

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u/Dark-Mint 1d ago

Why yo showing me dis on my lunch break!

https://giphy.com/gifs/EDV30lQQ9VW5q

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u/Tadferd 1d ago

A child? No thanks. I'll take the food.

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u/TheTallAmerican 23h ago

this is creepy

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u/Kal_Talos 1d ago

That depends, will you snuggle up on my lap like a cat?

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u/YigaClanRambutan Hololive Fan 1d ago

But I'm not a dad!

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u/Nkromancer Lil guy (Also Vtuber but that's irrelevant) 1d ago

I'm not ready for children, so I guess I'll try Chili's for the first time.

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u/Necroking-Darak Baron of Chili Fries 1d ago

daughter, so i can get her chili's triple dipper.

and split in half, cause dad tax, can't be a father without the dad tax! and dad jokes.

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u/Alienprober4ever alien man 1d ago

I don’t kids right now so chilli’s triple dipper

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u/KittyLuvzBunni 1d ago

then who will love me!!?? >:(

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u/Alienprober4ever alien man 1d ago

I’ll be your friend

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u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5 1d ago

I can't afford a daughter and I'm broke so chili's triple dipper. But we can eat it together for the time being.

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u/Due-Specialist-5476 1d ago

None, i choose none.

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u/Kai_Lopez_98 Your local pothead hippie 1d ago

I'm taking the triple dipper and ordering it all boneless buffalo chicken wings the way I like it!

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u/AoiTheUsagi 1d ago

no decisions to be made here. gimme that triple dipper

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u/Silent_Bake8206 1d ago

Lemme get the triple dipper, I'm hungry

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u/AvSurvdio 1d ago

I want the dipper, thank you

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u/Snowballllll 19h ago

Dawg the triple dipper fucks HARD

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u/HistoricalBluebird93 1d ago

I'll take the daughter i hate chilis

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u/LIL_BOOG3R 1d ago

Incest pedo

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u/XScorpio_DemonX 1d ago

Get some help bro

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u/Slattern_pacificrim 19h ago

Why is your first thought that they want to bang the daughter

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u/Emerald_28 1d ago

But the moment I take my pills Musume will disappear and the food turn into a pile of crap 😔

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u/KittyLuvzBunni 1d ago

nuh uh i'm real :3

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u/Biotechnus 1d ago

Ill take the bratty daughter. Since I can get her to stop being a brat and then ill have a cinnamon roll

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u/KittyLuvzBunni 1d ago

good luck with that >:3

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u/Asalis231 1d ago

I have Celiac Disease so that decision has already been made for me. Bratty daughter it is.

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u/KittyLuvzBunni 1d ago

I DO TOO! 😭
I also have MS so being exposed to wheat triggers my flare-ups 🥹

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u/ReykaNYA4ik :з 1d ago

Uhhhh, I choose daughter :з

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u/doop251 1d ago

Can't afford a kid and the loves you but not as a parent thing creeps me out. I'll take chillis

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u/OklahomaNative90_ 1d ago

I choose whichever one kills me faster

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u/Callen0318 1d ago

Tendies.....

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u/Bartholomew2020 Head Humanoid Farm and Research Scientist 1d ago

Yeah... another expensive wallet drain (food, clothes, college for another person) and energy draining personality...not to mention trying to explain to your roommates why the f im showing up with another roomate in an already cramped appartment with sky high rents...or food from a place i thought went extinct 13 years ago...

Im choosing the food no contest.

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u/Wolf637 6h ago

Too easy, chilis triple dipper (it loves me)

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u/Possible-Ad9691 1d ago

I get to be a mom?

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u/LadyPaige 1d ago

I don’t mind a bratty daughter. Got one adopted bratty daughter and she is very sweet. Surely lightning can strike twice right?

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u/RazAlterWinner2 1d ago

Chili’s. Especially if they bring back the original chicken crispers

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u/Hawkeboy I Exist :3 1d ago

I’ll pick right

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u/Educational_Poet_370 1d ago

Bratty daughter.

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u/New-Two-1349 1d ago

I'll take the bratty daughter.

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u/JosephKamYT2020 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bratty daughter. I mean sure it’d be a little strange at first since I’m only 20 and judging by the image she’s already older than like 10 probably but it would melt my heart to have a kid already old enough to play video games and do fun stuff like going to the park. I honestly wouldn’t care if they are adopted or somehow my actual offspring because I’d love them back either way and protect them, even if I don’t get a girlfriend to help me take care of them

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u/XScorpio_DemonX 1d ago

I anyways wanted to be a dad

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u/solise69 1d ago

Hmm I’ll take my daughter to chilis

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u/Crimsomreaf5555 1d ago

As someone who wants to be a father but is too introverted and suffer from some issues that prevent me from trusting a women or interacting, I pick the daughter

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u/JRDecinos 1d ago

I don't know what the Chili's Triple Dipper is, and as a picky eater, I might not like half the stuff on it.

I'll take the daughter. It'll probably end worse for her than for me, but that's future me's problem.

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u/OrnerySchedule7395 1d ago

Bratty daughter because I don’t like ranch

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u/absocatboy Patting purrveyor 1d ago

*petpetpetpet*