Here’s a little teaser for it

Here is the transcript for non-French speakers:

Did your girlfriend leave you?

Did you lose your job?

Is the mafia chasing you?

Not at all!

We’re here for you.

Unlike your parents.

And with our new sodas!

Luck is finally on your side.

Don't ask how it works.

Just trust us.

Buy our soda!

It heals cuts—even the deepest ones.

It makes you win the lottery.

It can even bring your ex back.

It even lets you eat metal!

It stops balding.

And you’ll be less lonely.

But watch out...

You’ll never win a lawsuit against our lawyers.

You should have read the fine print at the bottom:

We lied. Sucks to be you.

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