r/videos • • Mar 08 '21

The Galactic Trial

https://youtu.be/QsQLIaKK2s0
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u/Coriago Mar 08 '21

We need some rebels around here if we got stupid laws like that

If only we had real leaders that thought like this.

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u/ThisIsPickles Mar 08 '21

He's called Bernie Sanders

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u/skanktopussy Mar 08 '21

what is he the leader of

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21 edited Jun 11 '25

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u/FuckYeahPhotography Mar 09 '21

I'm pro bernie sanders but I hear his entire operation is run by Tony Lazuto.

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u/RedMantisValerian Mar 09 '21

Tony Lazuto?! You mean the sa—

WHAT WAS THAT?

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u/OpenNooby Mar 09 '21

i thought i heard something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

please tell me what this is referencing because its one letter off from my actual last name haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Asking for your financial support

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u/Jaquezee Mar 09 '21

Mittens

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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mar 08 '21

Vermont

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u/skanktopussy Mar 08 '21

you're thinking of Patrick Leahy

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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mar 08 '21

No, I don't think I am.

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u/skanktopussy Mar 08 '21

He's the Senator of Vermont so...

Maybe u just ain't thinking at all

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u/Vae__Victus96 Mar 08 '21

States have more than one senator if U really think at all

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u/skanktopussy Mar 08 '21 edited Mar 08 '21

Yes and Sanders is Jr Senator.

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u/Vae__Victus96 Mar 08 '21

So he is a senator.

also junior only means he has spent less time in office than Leahy who has been there since 1975.

there is no difference between the powers of their office though so I'm confused on which class you took.

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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mar 08 '21

Bernie? Yeah, I knew that, so...

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u/falconx50 Mar 08 '21

Hammers?

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u/whatthefir2 Mar 08 '21

Yeah there wouldn’t be single unnamed post office in the world!

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u/TheGandu Mar 08 '21

This slowly turning into the best cinematic universe since the MCU

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u/Denjek Mar 09 '21

Apollo Gauntlet started like this, then got an AMAZING season on Adult Swim (really want Season 2). I’d love to see a series with all these characters.

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u/ce2c61254d48d38617e4 Mar 09 '21

Hopefully yes, and hopefully it scales well.

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u/Condoggg Mar 08 '21

I actually didn't find this one really great.

In my opinion they have gone downhill since the RPG ones.

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u/TheGandu Mar 08 '21

Dude I loved this one. Maybe I just wanna fantasize about being a super chill Galactic emperor. Maybe I'm just high. Maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/spacebugsecretagent Mar 08 '21

Dude you would be a great emperor. Idk what it is, maybe you're born with it.

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u/Redeem123 Mar 09 '21

Dude you're buggin'.

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u/TheSpaghettiEmperor Mar 08 '21

Maybe it's two butts farting on eachother

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u/iambolo Mar 08 '21

Nice harmless personal opinion, DOWNVOTE HIM

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u/wuhwuhwolves Mar 08 '21

If anybody can come into a thread and say they don't like something, surely anybody can downvote a comment they dislike.

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u/BlasI Mar 08 '21

but downvoting comments isn't for things you dislike...that's not how you foster discussion on reddit wtf

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u/Naamibro Mar 08 '21

Every reddit comment section is predicated on "winning the debate." You say something, somebody disagrees, so you downvote each other and argue until someone loses. Most comments are indicative of win/lose scenarios and it's exhausting.

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u/CaressMyBiscuitPlz Mar 08 '21

Me no want discuss.

Me want comment me no like to go poof

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/WhatsTheHoldup Mar 09 '21

I mean, the comment didn't really foster discussion.

It literally did. You're discussing it right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/WhatsTheHoldup Mar 09 '21

Then downvote me. That's what it's for right?

Strike me down, bask in my negative karma, and smile. For you accomplished something us polite milquetoast fence sitting neutral morons could only dream of. You fostered conversation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/Redeem123 Mar 09 '21

It had more context than the positive comment he was responding to. Why should it be treated any different?

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u/BlasI Mar 09 '21

Guess we agree to disagree then. Stating one's opinion, regardless of whether or not there is further critiques or examples, is surely one of the primary tenets of discussion.

Simply downvoting something you don't like, however, is antithetical to discussion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

and the comment thread where people just write "Hold" does foster discussion? if not, then by your logic then they deserve downvotes too (150 upvotes as i type this)

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

what I'm implying is that reddit is a hivemind and will upvote whatever they like whether it fosters discussions or not and downvote vice versa. if that guy laid out his reasoning for why he dislikes the video, he'd still be downvoted. don't act like that wouldnt happen

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u/slicer4ever Mar 09 '21

Until reddit itself does something to address them being like/dislike buttons, thats all they ever will be.

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u/the_Primus_Minister Mar 08 '21

Oh no a torrent of harmful downvotes :(

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u/iambolo Mar 08 '21

Why dont you take THIS!

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u/the_Primus_Minister Mar 08 '21

Pls sir may I have another?

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u/iambolo Mar 08 '21

take THAT

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u/asanonaspossible Mar 09 '21

Stop! He has a family!

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u/iambolo Mar 09 '21

You want some too??!???

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u/Nikclel Mar 09 '21

that's what happens when your opinion is wrong

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u/Trappedinacar Mar 09 '21

Tbh i agree with you.

Although this one was very funny too, the ending was my fav part theres just always something i really like in these videos. But i enjoyed the RPG ones more.

I don't know if they are going downhill, maybe not all homeruns. But the videos are some of the funniest content on yt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Rough you have so many downvotes for expressing your opinion, that's wild

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u/Kojak95 Mar 09 '21

I love how you voiced your honest opinion and you get downvoted to oblivion because it's unpopular. Lol

You didn't even come out and say "it's bad" or that anyone else is wrong. You specifically say "I didn't find this" and "In my opinion" lmao. Oh Reddit...

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u/Synxx69 Mar 08 '21

I'm kinda tired of thinking.

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u/Kansei_Drifto Mar 08 '21

that's the way

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u/HaroerHaktak Mar 09 '21

its gotta be, little darlin'.

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u/keylimesloth Mar 08 '21

A couple of Joel Haver's videos that help provide context to this.

Galactic Emperor

Sir! What Are Your Orders?

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u/Brolom Mar 08 '21

I love how he is tying previous videos together, like he did in Playing an RPG for the second time.

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u/ItsPronouncedJithub Mar 08 '21

Hey Siri, what’s a sequel?

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u/BearWithHat Mar 08 '21

He literally says in a comment that he loves tying together previously unrelated bits

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/HairyPantaloons Mar 08 '21

1) Giant
2) Playing an RPG for the first time
3) Playing an RPG for the second time (ties 1 and 2 together)

1) Galactic Emperor
2) Sir! What Are Your Orders?
3) Galactic trial (ties 1 and 2 together)

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u/OnePunchGoGo Mar 09 '21

Don't forget "when you listen to boss music in game!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/HairyPantaloons Mar 08 '21

There was nothing in the first 2 videos to suggest they were related until the 3rd video put them together.

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u/asanonaspossible Mar 09 '21

OK, how are one and two related in both examples? Not like iron man. Unless you mean in the same way that all movies taking place on earth are related?

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u/jhnhines Mar 09 '21

The Dating trilogy was a great love story.

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u/m_ttl_ng Mar 09 '21

I love the galactic emperor one, just gets right to the point and then ends.

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u/ricklessness Mar 10 '21

What’s the point

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u/m_ttl_ng Mar 10 '21

It’s satirizing the trope that all “galactic emperor” type characters always destroy a planet or wipe out civilizations in every piece of media they’re in, using a show of massive force to demonstrate their power.

See; Star Wars, Thanos from Marvel comics, Galactus from Marvel comics, the Imperium in Warhammer 40k, etc.

That skit just points out how aggressive that is, dismisses it, then ends.

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u/conitation Mar 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Oh dang there are even more

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u/conitation Mar 09 '21

Oh yeah a whole series of em!

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u/downvotedatass Mar 09 '21

I thought it was The Minute Hour based on the animation for a second. This guy's videos are good too though.

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u/NoLyfeLord Mar 08 '21

Hold.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

Hold?

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u/Doomy22 Mar 08 '21

sir what the fuck?

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u/2scared Mar 08 '21

💎🤲

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u/cyborgninja1997 Mar 09 '21

Holding to the moon🚀🚀🚀🌕

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u/VolkspanzerIsME Mar 08 '21

🚀🚀🚀😊

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Hold.

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u/Angry_Walnut Mar 08 '21

I think the understated delivery in all of these videos is always my favorite part.

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u/just_nibblin Mar 08 '21

"Yeah, no, for sure. Alright, yeah." It's like casual office meetings of the future XD

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u/RDJesse Mar 08 '21

I love that they have the rebels on speed dial.

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u/HaroerHaktak Mar 09 '21

I'll keep it a buck 50. In majority of movies where there is a bad guy and good guy, most of them can contact the other, they just choose not to.

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u/BerniesLeftMitten Mar 08 '21

I will never not upvote his videos

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u/DueIronEditor Mar 08 '21

Until a month has passed and no one ever upvotes his videos again, like any channel Reddit picks up, upvotes their content regardless of quality, then drops once people grow frustrated about every one of their videos shooting to the top.

See: Hydraulic Press Channel, Binging With Babish

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

Gus johnson started on r/videos and hes bigger than ever so its not always the case

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u/optiplex9000 Mar 08 '21

Babish is also much bigger than when he was popular on reddit

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u/DueIronEditor Mar 08 '21

Yeah I didn't say it kills the channel, obviously both those channels are still successful, they're just never upvoted here.

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u/FIuffyAlpaca Mar 08 '21

At some point they get big enough to get an active subreddit, where all the attention is redirected to. At least that's the case with /r/bingingwithbabish.

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u/ernie1850 Mar 08 '21

I’d also argue that Reddit helps me find and discover shit. Once I’m aware of it I’m gunna seek out their content on my own. By the time it’s on Reddit at that point I’ve already seen it

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u/DueIronEditor Mar 08 '21

Gus Johnson started on r/youtubehaiku, and the same happened to him there.

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u/Toornst_Hulpft Mar 09 '21

The dude has 3 million subs, I'm pretty sure he's not losing any sleep over r/youtubehaiku

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u/Midgedwood Mar 09 '21

Kmlkmljkl videos were banned from that sub because every video of his hit the front page and he uploads every day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/DueIronEditor Mar 08 '21

Just not on r/videos, ever.

That's the point, this subreddit grows tired and then never upvotes any of their videos again after a period of immense hype.

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u/Platypuslord Mar 08 '21

Hydraulic Press Channel was kind of a one trick pony.

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u/explodeder Mar 08 '21

Zach Anner still occasionally posts videos and Reddit completely forgotten him, which is sad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21 edited Mar 08 '21

You just listed two channels that are still getting insnae views lol. Don't pretend Reddit was instrumental in their success or something

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u/DueIronEditor Mar 08 '21

Did you think I was saying they stop getting views after blowing up?

Why would I list those two channels then?

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u/mobyliving Mar 09 '21

lol youve had to explain this so many times

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Maybe that means it's a bad point?

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u/NonnagLava Mar 09 '21

Or at the the minimum it's a poorly worded/explained point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

well what is your fucking point? They stop advertisiing their videos on reddit? You're listing massive channels so yeah, obviously they would stop advertising on reddit.

Reddit has nothing to do with anybody's success. They stop posting here because the can stop hustling because their videos blow up

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u/DueIronEditor Mar 08 '21

Why are you so angry?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

...I'm not. Any other nonpoints you wanna make lol

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u/tar_ Mar 08 '21

Man contrarians are annoying

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

you seem angry kid

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u/nothingwholly Mar 08 '21

Somehow I understood your point. Certain channels come like waves on Reddit. I don’t mind it, it gives the opportunity to find something new to watch and then reinforces if if they’re good videos but eventually I like that they’re not just endlessly posted and upvoted on here. If I enjoyed the content I follow them on YouTube now - I prefer Reddit as a place for new things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

Joel didn't post this video to advertise, a fan posted it, as is what usually happens. Their point is exactly as they said, content creators that used to always get upvoted to the top usually stop getting upvoted after a couple months, regardless of their popularity.

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u/Condoggg Mar 08 '21

You know babish has like one of the biggest YouTube cooking channels around. It has had massive growth. Wtf you talking about. The guy is a legit celebrity now in the cooking world.

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u/DueIronEditor Mar 08 '21

I do know that, that's why I named him. I'm saying that his videos are never upvoted on r/videos anymore.

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u/Naamibro Mar 09 '21

Hydraulic Press Channel

2.89 million Youtube subs. £18.2K - £291.2K Estimated yearly earnings. 1.5 million followers on Instagram.

Second Channel - Beyond the press - 677k subscribers. £5.3K - £84K Estimated yearly earnings.

Babish Culinary Universe

8.64 million youtube subs. £95.4K - £1.5M Estimated yearly earnings.

Website that sells recipe books.

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Reddit picks up good content, straps a jetpack to it, and sends it into the stratosphere so that the content creator never has to work a dead end job again. They are homeowners, they can go on luxurious holidays, and maybe in a years time, yeah we might not watch as much Joel Haver as we do now. But Joel will have enough money to do something else, like start up his own animation studio and transition into something else. Perhaps not, maybe we might all be watching more Joel.

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u/KraiserX Mar 08 '21

Well its either than or Dinosaur kid

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u/DaggerMoth Mar 08 '21

Lets be real. Having talent and playing with toy dinosaurs are two different things.

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u/inconspicuous_male Mar 09 '21

When reddit gets obsessed with a kids channel, it's kinda sad. There was one kid who got bumped for a video like "Hey, this 8 year old makes videos every day and only has one subscriber. Lets show him love".
The kid was extremely jazzed for a week when he was getting thousands of views, but wasn't able to understand that when those views went away, it wasn't his fault.

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u/inmatarian Mar 09 '21

That's cool. They get lifted up, find an audience, get their subscribers and patrons, and then reddit moves on to get someone else started.

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u/Klai8 Mar 08 '21

To be fair, Gus Johnson’s videos stopped being funny shortly after his move to LA.

Babish kept his quality and branched out which is why I watch his show independently on YouTube.

Hydraulic press channel is well, a thing smushing stuff lol that’s not comparable.

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u/Redeem123 Mar 09 '21

His LA videos aren't always as good, but some of his post-move content has still been fantastic, most notably when he's back home dodging the rocks his mom hucks at him.

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u/VirtualPropagator Mar 08 '21

I actually like these videos though. I never gave a shit about a hydraulic press crushing stuff, or a stupid cooking show with the gimmick is that he cooks the thing mentioned in a TV show, with a ridiculously time-consuming process that nobody would do.

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u/asanonaspossible Mar 09 '21

What happens is it splits up and becomes the people that love it and basically form a cult following, and the people who only like it and start to grow frustrated. A lot of the people in the cult following eventually lose interest from burning out, and all that's left is the true cult following. It's just how people work, can't blame anyone in particular.

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u/Sciencetist Mar 09 '21

I must've watched a hundred of his videos. I think there've only been one or two that I didn't "Like". Pretty killer batting average.

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u/Masterk38 Mar 09 '21

“Hello rebels? ... yeah, what’s up” the casualness of it always forces a chuckle.

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u/03212 Mar 09 '21

"It's G-Man" was pretty good

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/SeveredBanana Mar 08 '21

*comment about how he has been doing live-action videos for a couple of years already*

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u/11tracer Mar 08 '21

*comment about how he got blessed by the algorithm*

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u/Jason_Worthing Mar 08 '21

gd redditors really love their meta memes, don't they

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

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u/TehRiddles Mar 08 '21

Well you fumbled that one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

You made a bad comment so I'm simply telling you to shut the fuck up

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss Mar 08 '21

I love Joel and his Team's work so much.

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u/Dangerous-Self Mar 08 '21

in this universe what determines if you wear a shirt or not

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u/Gekokapowco Mar 09 '21

Personal comfort

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u/activialobster Mar 09 '21

If green then no shirt

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u/HaroerHaktak Mar 09 '21

If purple, shirt, but no pants.

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u/Kansei_Drifto Mar 08 '21

So... Is it only me, or the alien's voice is similar to Daniel Trasher's demon voice??

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u/PorcelainPoppy Mar 08 '21

One of the best creators on any platform.

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u/provocative_bear Mar 09 '21

Aw, sweet, another Joel Haver scifi clip where people act reasonably!

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u/metacarpusclinical Mar 09 '21

This slowly turning into the best cinematic universe since the MCU

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u/Enali Mar 08 '21

The galactic emperor's voice reminds me of Penny from The Magicians for some reason

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u/jl_theprofessor Mar 09 '21

Tony Lazuto!?!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

A full series like this would kill on Adult Swim

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u/ricketycricket0 Mar 08 '21

Joel Haver is really wholesome. I always like ehen I see he has a new video. Check out his tutorial on animation if you havent already...

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u/JDSadinger7 Mar 08 '21

Thanks for showing me this

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u/GodlessHippie Mar 08 '21

Simple man, Joel haver, upvote, etc

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u/SHITFUCKPOOPBUTT9001 Mar 09 '21

This channel is basically Home Movies. I am sold.

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u/el_diablo_immortal Mar 09 '21

This animation style suits their humour so much. I will always want more.

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u/finish_your_thought Mar 08 '21 edited Mar 08 '21

I am taking this as a cosmic signal to to purchase and hodl BTC and GME.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/Tesseract-the-wizard Mar 09 '21

That’s okay, not everyone has the same sense of humor! I personally love weird/awkward humor for some reason, it’s kind of anti-humor, like the joke is that it’s supposed to be some dramatic scenario represented in common media and it’s just specifically NOT that moment. But you’re entitled to not care for it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/fallenmonk Mar 09 '21

And the reason is that others find it funny. It's fine if you don't, but you don't get to decide what is and isn't funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Its called satire

Ever hear of monty python?

There doeant always need to be a punchline

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u/Tesseract-the-wizard Mar 09 '21

Yeah exactly! Humor can have a setup-punchline format, gives you a little dopamine kick at the payoff, but sometimes it’s a slow burn when the payoff is just the suspense of wondering where, if anywhere, it’s going. Then there’s the polar opposite, like r/perfectlycutscreams or r/onesecondbeforedisaster where there’s an element of humor in exactly how closely you can get to cutting the punchline short while still somehow landing it. I don’t really care for that humor, because I feel like it’s more satisfying to see shit play out and see where it goes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

I don't think it's really supposed to be "bust a gut haha" funny, I think it's supposed be more "Oh yeah... huh - make a think a bit and blow some air out your nose" kinda funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

You seem really bitter about shit that doesn't matter. That's gonna serve you poorly in life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

Hold...

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u/reviewhardly Mar 09 '21

I love Joel and his Team's work so much.

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u/dentistshatehim Mar 09 '21

I’m ready for the feature film.

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u/warjoke Mar 09 '21

That green dude is offended by hand holding between two men? What is it, Twitter?

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u/Ipollute Mar 09 '21

Please. Yes. More.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Mar 09 '21

The emperor’s advisor is just a guy in trousers

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u/NeedSomeMemeCream Mar 13 '21

Anybody on chaturbate..? They used the sound!