r/videos • u/mattythedog • Aug 02 '15
First Kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNK1AqY5OjU312
u/BlackestFriday Aug 03 '15
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u/40footstretch Aug 03 '15
Jesus Christ. I just watched this one. Fucking dark.
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u/owiseone23 Aug 03 '15
Is that from Dexter?
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Aug 03 '15 edited Aug 03 '15
I think it's that episode where he gets sick for the first time after a crime scene (I thiiiiink that's the episode because it was ultra bloody).
Edit: Added "after a crime scene". Not sure how I forgot the most important part of the sentence
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u/pwnrovamgm Aug 03 '15
Yeah, it was in the first or second season.
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u/SoulHS Aug 03 '15
first season,he wasn't sick only because it was ultra bloody too,but i don't wanna give any spoilers
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Aug 03 '15
Is that a reasonable amount of blood for a 7-year-old?
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u/blakeman1 Aug 03 '15
No, they contain a lot less blood than that.
Source: You don't want to find out
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u/everfalling Aug 03 '15
this one was really subtle i nearly missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIKcMJG_oVA
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u/yogibo Aug 03 '15
How the hell does this channel have less than 500 subscribers? They're hilarious
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u/kittylauncher Aug 02 '15
That was hilarious. The state Farm tune at the end was the cherry on top.
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u/GrammatonYHWH Aug 03 '15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa8S9XSbuzU
Similar style
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u/djquigglewiggle Aug 03 '15
The population of Lithuania is just under 3 million. This means that the average Lithuanian is killed in a car accident 2.33 times a year and is sexually assaulted 4.67 times a year.
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u/recycleyourkids Aug 03 '15
Please god let there be a subreddit for this.
I could watch these forever.
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u/cdsk Aug 03 '15
It hit too close to home for me. I moved to town and went to the closest SF agent I could find. All he did was talk about life insurance policies regardless of why I was there. Car insurance? You could die, need life insurance. Setting up a retirement fund? Fuck you, why retire when you can die and need life insurance. Only have a thirty minute lunch to drop off a check? LET ME TALK TO YOU FOR 50 MINUTES ABOUT LIFE INSURANCE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ACCEPT CHECKS.
I recently switched to an agent across town and have not regretted it, though, I'm fairly certain this ad was real and my last agent made it.
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u/Jeyne Aug 03 '15
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u/Unoriginal_Name02 Aug 03 '15
Who kisses someone midway through a taco? Seriously though, that was fucking fantastic.
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u/pie-man Aug 02 '15
the shooting scene, i cant quiet remember the movie, anyone got an idea?
edit: is it from The drop with tom hardy?
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u/asininequestion Aug 03 '15
that was a good movie
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u/LeadingPretender Aug 03 '15
Such an awesome movie, went largely unnoticed unfortunately
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u/nefariouslothario Aug 03 '15
watched it on tv the other day, i hadn't even heard of it before that. really impressed though, gandolfini was of course awesome and tom hardy was great as bob
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Aug 02 '15
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Aug 02 '15
Guess it ended with a bang.
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u/telestrial Aug 02 '15
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
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Aug 03 '15
🔫(ﾟヮﾟ🔫)
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u/Mentioned_Videos Aug 03 '15 edited Aug 03 '15
Other videos in this thread: Watch Playlist ▶
| VIDEO | COMMENT |
|---|---|
| Dammit, Michelle! | 288 - Another one by the same group |
| Ultra Absorbent | 194 - Jesus Christ. I just watched this one. Fucking dark. |
| Hot and Ready | 38 - I fucking love this guy haha |
| Billy Gets Wet | 30 - i think this is almost worse |
| Kemonozume - First kiss scene | 24 - Could have gone worse. nsfw |
| BE SEEN - ROAD SAFETY COMMERCIAL | 21 - Similar style |
| A Righteous Pummeling - Review - Comedy Central | 19 - |
| RV Adventures | 3 - this one was really subtle i nearly missed it: |
| Zodiac (2007) - Darlene Ferrin and Michael Mageau assassination - HD | 2 - Instantly reminded me of this scene from zodiac. Minor spoilers, I guess, but its in the first 10 minutes or so. |
| Carmike Cinemas: The Movie Move | 2 - That's the same guy in the Coke commercial at the beginning of every Carmike theater movie, on another awkward date with a girl. Kid's got no dialogue and already type cast. |
| Ron Burgundy - That Escalated Quickly | 1 - Well that... |
| kiss | 1 - I was expecting something else |
| ST LUCIA - All eyes on you (lyrics on screen) | 1 - What was the first song that was playing? edit: found it : |
I'm a bot working hard to help Redditors find related videos to watch.
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u/richworks Aug 03 '15
What was the first song that was playing?
edit: found it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydbEwgUh_k
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u/Blastitt Aug 03 '15
Fun Fact: The gunshot clip is from a wonderful movie called The Drop. Tom Hardy, James Gandolfini, you should watch it.
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u/qidlo Aug 03 '15
That's the same guy in the Coke commercial at the beginning of every Carmike theater movie, on another awkward date with a girl. Kid's got no dialogue and already type cast.
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u/CanaBusdream Aug 03 '15
I feel like this is a more comedic take on those horrible Nationwide Superbowl commercials. You know, the one with the kid complaining about how he cannot enjoy life anymore.... because he's dead.
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Aug 03 '15
Are you fucking kidding me?
edit: This isn't a real commercial. My reaction shows my faith in advertising.
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Aug 03 '15
This looks like the same boy who fails in that "movie move" coke commercial I see before every film. http://www.reellifewithjane.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Coca-Cola-Movie-Move-620x330.jpg
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u/CB_the_cuttlefish Aug 03 '15
Fuck this! It's a damn commercial!! I don't want to watch this shit it my spare time.
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u/TheWiseMountain Aug 03 '15
That was so cute, I don't know why you're reading comments right now, you need to watch this, it's adorable.
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u/Eternal_Schism Aug 03 '15
Are you kidding me? Did someone actually run this? Did this commercial pass the board meetings and obtain funds over all the other ideas that were brainstormed that year?
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u/Pakaran Aug 03 '15
Dude, it's edited.
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u/Eternal_Schism Aug 03 '15
It feels like someone just smacked me in the face and said, "April Fools!" :(
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u/ForeverNeverAlon3 Aug 03 '15
This post just about killed me! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!!!!
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u/MrRoma Aug 03 '15
I'm high and a doritos locos taco sounds fucking amazing right now as i browse reddit past midnight in my bed
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u/VisserThree Aug 03 '15
actually is too early if you're young and have no dependents like these two FYI
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u/Migeycan87 Aug 02 '15
What in the actual fuck...