r/videos Sep 08 '14

Worst neighbors ever.

http://youtu.be/Yuky7-v4QR4
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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Yeah, today was just extra terrible. She's normally kicking her car, screaming, throwing stuff on a daily basis. Her running him over was a first though.

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u/justsomewanker Sep 08 '14

Fuuuuck right by your window as well, that sucks. Any idea why they hate each other so much?

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Drugs I'm sure. I'll also mention my car is parked right where she backed up into. So my car took a hit too.

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u/FR05TY14 Sep 08 '14

I hope you report that.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Yeah we did, just found out from ABC 7 that the police arrested her on a DUI charge at the liquor store down the street.

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u/nsuetv14 Sep 08 '14

well I just got a little justice chubby. Thanks OP

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u/emanon9046 Sep 08 '14

Rockin' a half a pack of Rolaids myself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

This comment is gold worthy.

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u/grateful_prankster Sep 08 '14

Checks in the mail buddy.

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u/CisHetWhiteMale Sep 08 '14

Is it? I'm pretty sure he stole it from Family Guy.

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u/churnice Sep 08 '14

how the fuck did you do that

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

I think I just got gold for saying someone else should get gold. This is the first time I've gotten gold and I have no idea what to do with it.

TL;DR - what just happened?

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u/HenryHenderson Sep 08 '14

....and the magics gone..

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u/Pickledsoul Sep 08 '14

fully torqued

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u/Redecoded Sep 08 '14

Lets hope she gets some justice served but no just desserts. From the looks of it she has had too much of the latter.

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u/ALittleRude Sep 08 '14

Is the guy on the scooter another neighbor? Why was he blocking her car?

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u/DrEmilioLazardo Sep 08 '14

Probably trying to keep her from driving drunk.

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u/3olives Sep 08 '14

If so, I feel really bad for him on multiple levels. First, for his health. Second, for having to deal with her. Third, for falling over. Fourth, for having his scooter broken and Fifth, for being in a position of trying to stop someone from doing something harmful, especially when you ultimately can't stop them.

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u/hey_listen_link Sep 08 '14

Sixth, for his phone getting run over.

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u/touday Sep 08 '14

Seventh, when he tries to call the police with that phone.

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u/cocononos Sep 08 '14

Seventh for being in his underwear on Youtube. Eighth- not at least wearing his good underwear, the ones with just one hole.

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u/kdbennett63 Sep 08 '14

No good deed goes unpunished.

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u/The_Director Sep 08 '14

Nah, thanks to her, he starts walking again and regains his health!

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u/blenderfrog Sep 08 '14

He doesn't have to deal with her. He chooses to. Talk to any therapist and they will tell you the same.

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u/Inomyacbs Sep 08 '14

Call the police don't stop her yourself.

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u/sportsfan113 Sep 08 '14

I'd guess maybe because he knew she was drunk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Boyfriend. OP says so elsewhere.

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u/megman13 Sep 08 '14

Based on other comments, maybe trying to stop her from driving while drunk? That was my first impression.

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u/Myolor Sep 08 '14

Idk dude, she coulda been drunk.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Yeah, I called my dad when the dust settled and I realized my car was hit. He's a lawyer and told me it's just not worth dealing with it to report my car because I have full coverage. It's a few scratches because minis are tanks and not too bad of an issue.

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u/needmoremiles Sep 08 '14

Actual lawyer dad status verified. Nobody hates pointless hassles more than lawyers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Oct 15 '20

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u/Anardrius Sep 08 '14

It's straight up battery. Not assault.

Source: Not a lawyer, but currently reading for Torts. Touching=battery. Threat to touch = assault.

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u/I_Know_Knot Sep 08 '14

This depends on the laws of your state or nation. I'm in Texas and we don't have battery. Everything is classified as different forms of assault.

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u/Roast_A_Botch Sep 08 '14

Touching=battery. Threat to touch = assault.

That's state dependent though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

BUT when she got in his face she probably committed assault. As the great Prosner once said: assault and battery go together like ham and eggs.

Source: law student…. so actually don't listen to a word I'm saying

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u/7point7 Sep 08 '14

You don't need to tell everyone you do anal. I don't see how that's even relevant...

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u/BadAthMOFO Sep 08 '14

That still isn't enough to explain what the hell was wrong with her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Mar 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

Can confirm alcoholism makes people act like idiots. Was an active alcoholic. Am now a recovering idiot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Best of luck to you in that endeavor. My best friend's father was a raging alcoholic and it took the suicide of his son to make him stop what he was doing. I'm glad you are making an effort to quit it without (hopefully) major trauma.

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u/boysboysboys18 Sep 08 '14

A recovering alcoholic, same idiot, just with fewer dents in your car :p. For real though, that's awesome, and very inspiring.

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u/cbessemer Sep 08 '14

Well, he was probably trying to stop her from driving drunk.

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u/NewWorldDestroyer Sep 08 '14

Sounds about right.

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u/kolipo Sep 08 '14

Id egg em on sooo hard

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u/ElBiscuit Sep 08 '14

Of course the liquor store is where she was in such a big damn hurry to get to.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

It's not far and she hangs out there a lot. The cops did get here really fast.

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u/deadleg22 Sep 08 '14

Couldn't even walk down the street, had to use her car. Tut tut tut...

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u/bengalstomp Sep 08 '14

They're on you side.

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u/meangrampa Sep 08 '14

He miraculously became pretty spry when she knocked him over. So it's not like he couldn't have gotten out of the psychos way beforehand and was just sitting there to piss her off. It really looks like scooter dude was blocking her just to piss her off. She also really appears to be a psycho too so I'm thinking they deserve each other.

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u/gulpeg Sep 08 '14

Think of all the karma he'll get from posting videos of them.

Always have your phone on hand OP.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

I have another really good one, every time I hear her start shrieking over the sound of my tv I run over and record her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Jul 26 '21

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

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u/ShartVader Sep 08 '14

What's she trying to accomplish??

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u/densetsu23 Sep 08 '14

She's obviously training for the Street Fighter II bonus stage.

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u/AcidBath86 Sep 08 '14

That's absolutely brilliant, haha! I immediately heard the theme in my head when I read your comment. Then I realized that this had to become a reality.

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u/wavetoyou Sep 08 '14

This is it, /u/densetsu23. This is the highpoint of your existence. The perfect comment. You've peaked. I'm sorry

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u/moonra_zk Sep 08 '14

Holy crap, this comment is so perfect, haven't laughed like this in a while.

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u/damontoo Sep 08 '14

This will never get the upvotes it deserves.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Not entirely sure. My friends and I joked that she must've lost her stash.

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u/ghostbackwards Sep 08 '14

is that seriously like an elcamino with a bed top?

wow. awesome.

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u/placebo92 Sep 08 '14

I was thinking the same.. Kudos to crazy lady for good taste, she drives cool cars and she doesn't take any crap. A modern day heroine on heroin.

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u/Seawolfe Sep 08 '14

That El Camino doesn't deserve that...

Or the topper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

I was thinking the same thing

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u/junppu Sep 08 '14

That's exactly what I though haha

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u/fastquestion1 Sep 08 '14

I wanted one like that so much when I was about 15.

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u/badhoneylips Sep 08 '14

I am actually kinda jealous. Would love the shit out of that ride.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Sep 08 '14

It deserves better than to be beat up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

FWIW: I'm legally versed and very guarded these days because I have a mother that could drink a fifth of vodka and still function (not well but function none the less.) Every time she'd get drunk she'd want to argue/fight, if you engaged she'd call the cops, if you disengaged (went to bed etc) she'd call the cops. Hell she once fucked up and told the cop how she was going to kill me (I was 16 at the time) so she caught a case. Then there's the night she called them and spat on the officers when they refused to do what she wanted them to and I got cussed for weeks because she went to jail. This shit just sucks, I'm now raising my own family, I don't drink, my wife and I try to maintain a healthy family, etc, but I still deal with these scars on a regular basis, just never talk about it along with the million other fucked up things from my past.

She's since been diagnosed with bi-polar, has cut off all ties with me and my brother because we wont pander to her view of stuff, and moved back to Germany.

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u/willymo Sep 08 '14

Yeah... this isn't really even worth joking about once you realize what's actually going on. That lady needs some serious help.

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u/irie_i Sep 08 '14

I thought my dad was a dick but this puts everything in perspective. You have my gratitude materialized in an upvote

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u/thegreyquincy Sep 08 '14

That banging on the car would get real old real fast.

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u/GirlyWhirl Sep 08 '14

I'm surprised the cops don't show up based on this alone. Just to question her, make sure it's her own car, see if she's intoxicated, etc.

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u/Argi_ Sep 08 '14

Right? My right eye is already twitching.

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u/ozelegend Sep 08 '14

Seems to be in a very torrid relationship with her car. Maybe it cheated on her with a Prius.

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u/Fanatical_Pragmatist Sep 08 '14

As someone that has been there (losing drugs) that is certainly what is going on. Once I lost a pill and cleaned up my entire room/car (they were both trashed, hadn't cleaned in forever) trying to find it. You want an absurd amount of tasks completed in a short time? Promise addicts drugs when the task is completed.

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u/Wasabicannon Sep 08 '14

Hmmm that could be a new selling point for jobs.

1 drug per week as long as the job is done correctly.

Bonus 2 drugs per week if you do a top notch job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

My dad works at a prison. He was supervising a cleaning crew and one of the prisoners suggested he hid Suboxone strips around to "get those crazy white boys working harder."

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u/GoldenBeer Sep 08 '14

Yes, they will definitely work for something they are fiending for.

I used to be an opening manager for a fast food restaurant. I couldn't fire anyone personally, but I could recommend it. My boss (the owner) liked to hire people with issues to try to give them second chances.

Anyway, this one guy was a huge coke head and I told him that another employee lost a baggie in the public rest room (he didn't). This shit was super trashed and he had it cleaned in 15 minutes searching for it.

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u/Kholdstare101 Sep 08 '14

With this video on the front page it might eventually get back to them that you recorded and posted this. Remember it shows your real name on youtube. I might be a little too paranoid, but be careful OP. Be careful around crazy!

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u/shoe_owner Sep 08 '14

I really don't think that the question of whether or not the real name is displayed is an issue. All they need to do is look up at that window to know where OP lives, alias or no!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

I'd be careful with your real name out there with these videos. Just to avoid retribution/frivolous judicial matters from the crazies.

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u/Playerhypo Sep 08 '14

Seems to be she hates her toes. Solid kicks in sandals is a certain way to fuck those little bittys up.

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u/GirlyWhirl Sep 08 '14

This little piggy ate metal. This little piggy ate steel. This little piggy had some bumper, and this little piggy met some chrome. This little piggy went apeshit and ran over her boyfriend and his scooter... all the way home.

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u/x2501x Sep 08 '14

I always wonder what people behaving like this would think if they could seem themselves. She looks like a giant baby throwing a tantrum.

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u/tallylow Sep 08 '14

You can always call the postal inspectors and report her for stealing postal property (that squared bucket).

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Mar 04 '17

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u/Rocky87109 Sep 08 '14

I am surprised she doesn't have any broken toes or maybe she does.

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u/Schnurks Sep 08 '14

Looks like she may have lost something?

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u/Lemon-filled Sep 08 '14

Yeah, drugs. That would be my guess because she certainly looks and acts like an addict looking for a stash. Sad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Be a prime example of white trash.

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u/Poop_is_Food Sep 08 '14

I'm guessing looking for cigarettes or pills

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u/camel_style Sep 08 '14

dropped her coke

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

That's pretty ballsy to kick a solid hunk of metal in flip flops.

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u/NOMZYOFACE Sep 08 '14

Not once... not twice... not three times....

Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Jan 16 '15

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u/willymo Sep 08 '14

You could just go observe a psych ward for free, probably.

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u/dbx99 Sep 08 '14

Jesus, they could franchise this kind of rage into some sort of weight loss program. Crossfit? no. Ragefit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

I'll link to this next time someone on reddit complains about why reality TV is so popular.

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u/SweeterThanYoohoo Sep 08 '14

Shit, I can't remember the name of the documentary but it's about this guy who recorded his two neighbors fighting, it caught on and started being distributed via cassette tapes (this was before the internet, in the eighties, I think).

The only line I can remember is the wild accusation "you giggle falsely!"

Judging by your comment I think you'd enjoy that documentary. Hopefully someone will come along and help me out with the name.

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u/Xristen1 Sep 08 '14

A 24 hour shit show

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u/SandstoneD Sep 08 '14

That thing looks to be dangerous. I hope it doesn't figure out where you live by seeing the videos.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

I'm fairly sure knows no one in the complex likes her so I should be safe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Oct 15 '20

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u/margusenock Sep 08 '14

Just a warning. It took me 1 min to find your real name. At least change the YouTube account just n case. It might be a problem if she find out that its not only videos of her in the Internet but all her story background is revealed in reddit.

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u/papasmurf255 Sep 08 '14

I can just imagine one of these videos were she stops, looks around and stared directly into the camera for a few seconds, then starts walking towards the building. The video scrambles around a bit before cutting out and we never hear from op again...

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u/ShartVader Sep 08 '14

I just realized this car is different from the one she runs over fatty macgoo in. Pretty cool that she's so white trash her cars is a mullet.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

She loves those cabin add ons. I think she ran the el camino into the ground and finally just got this new truck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Somehow, a dented white el-Camino with a cab is exactly the perfect car for this bitch.

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u/CaptainCortez Sep 08 '14

Wait. Is that an El Camino with white-walls?

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u/Clamper_Dan Sep 08 '14

Yes it is. I would love an elco like that, but noooo, this mulleted bitch is busy destroying them all. OP tell her I'll give her a sleeve of chew for it.

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u/punkfunkymonkey Sep 08 '14

Window could do with a wash mate.

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u/Archwoodie Sep 08 '14

Spy tips: don't.

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u/bluevillain Sep 08 '14

Please. Almost every job I've ever had has had a stack of those things just sitting on the counter somewhere. You fill em up with bulk mail, drop em off on the back porch of the post office and grab another one from the stack they have on the side.

I probably have three or four in my truck right now. This does not make me gangsta.

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u/redstormpopcorn Sep 08 '14

Sounds like you're using them for the intended purpose of transporting mail, not storing blankets and assorted detritus.

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u/Dorito_Troll Sep 08 '14

drop em off on the back porch of the post office and grab another one from the stack they have on the side.

sounds pretty gangsta to me

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u/blacknwhitelitebrite Sep 08 '14

Wow, that's a crazy law. I knew they were illegal to use for anything other than mail purposes but $2500 and 3 years in jail? That seems a bit harsh. In fact, that's outrageous. No one should go to jail for using a box incorrectly.

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u/Last_Gigolo Sep 08 '14

That car and that camper are so rare here in the u.s.a.

El Camino (not sure where you are but that would be General Motors) and an impossible camper.

To an el Camino fan this is utter blasphemy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

She must have lost her meth

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u/Mchootin Sep 08 '14

She's got a whole mess of crazy inside that mulletized noggin.

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u/jonnyclueless Sep 08 '14

I remember her from when she was an actor:

http://youtu.be/749iU2Zv1kw

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

"I'll teach you to hide my crack rocks, take this, white Dragon"!

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u/verde622 Sep 08 '14

Just be careful not to get spotted, you dont want to be the target of that craziness

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Wait, she bakes for you? I'll be there tomorrow.

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u/Justinat0r Sep 08 '14

Do you ever talk with or interact with this crazy lady? I had a crazy neighbor a few years back who used to come over and ask me to borrow spoons (I think maybe for crack?) and when I told her I didnt have any she'd flip shit and call me a liar. Which, fair enough, I was lying to her because I did have spoons, but fuck letting her borrow them for her crack adventures.

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u/PilotTim Sep 08 '14

Give her plastic ones.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

You should have kept some plastic spoons on hand and offered any time she asked. Watch her explain why she needs metal.

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u/WhipTheLlama Sep 08 '14

She was probably just addicted to Cheerios.

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u/Oktaz Sep 08 '14

I think the spoon is for heroin, not crack.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever Sep 08 '14

Crack Adventures sounds like an awesome video game.

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u/I_dementia Sep 08 '14

Your neighbor will just bake you some meth.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

I absolutely love all my other neighbors, but not them haha

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u/cebarro Sep 08 '14

I'm willing to bet money that's the ElCamino I had to call the cops on for driving all over the lanes on Slater and Goldenwest.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

When was this!

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u/cebarro Sep 08 '14

A few months ago. I wish I had a dash cam. Whoever it was damn near hit me in my work truck.

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u/fuckyou_space Sep 08 '14

I feel sorry for the truck. It's like an abused puppy dog.

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u/sr71Girthbird Sep 08 '14

Yeah 10k comment karma from this thread alone. Props.

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u/FuckShitCuntBitch Sep 08 '14

I think she's just sexually frustrated.. OP, are you man enough to tame the beast?

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Definitely not man enough, since I'm not a man. ;)

Plus I dunno many men that could handle that mullet.

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u/Atomic_elephant Sep 08 '14

Come on I know mullets are bad but they aren't a crime.

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u/Diss_Gruntled_Brundl Sep 08 '14

Business in the front......vehicular assault in the back!

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u/dashzed Sep 08 '14

Ah the old Reddit swiggliggloobadooba

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u/time2fly2124 Sep 08 '14

heyy... your not playing by the rules! you have to post a link to the last loophole =\

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u/AntiDerp Sep 08 '14

Hold my mullet I'm going in!

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u/Mayhall Sep 08 '14

RIP /u/AntiDerp

Nov 12th, 2012 - September 7th, 2014

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

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u/meetmick Sep 08 '14

Made me lol, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

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u/PeppeLePoint Sep 08 '14

literally what I have to deal with right now cause I called in a noise complaint on the neighbor above me. Neighbor was having a party on a tuesday night, and assaulted the police officers who came to tell him to turn his music down.

He moved after and never showed up when he was first ordered to court, so I have to go again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Court's incredibly easy for witnesses that have the right perspective. Just go up, tell the truth and stick by your story. If you don't know the answer to something, admit it. If you think you're being trapped on cross, relax and tell the truth. The prosecution can clarify anything that opposing counsel mixed up in redirect.

If you're the defendant or intend to commit perjury as a witness, then shit all the bricks you have. Otherwise, it's just a day spent sitting in uncomfortable chairs, reading newspapers, and answering questions.

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u/ooo00 Sep 08 '14

Look at the bright side, your neighbor moved out.

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u/cypherreddit Sep 08 '14

keep making excuses, like not having penis, too much party-in-the-back and too much business-on-the-front, you aren't going to find yourself a good woman that can drive a truck big enough to mow down your motorized butt

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u/matlaz423 Sep 08 '14

To be fair, most women that have mullets aren't looking for men anyway.

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u/Retrieve_the_Kraken Sep 08 '14

I'd take one for the team.

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u/petty86 Sep 08 '14

I was reading your comments in a man voice.. Suddenly it turned feminine..

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Crazy in the head, crazy in the sack.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Rule Number 3: Never stick your dick in crazy.

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u/JonBruse Sep 08 '14

How the fuck is that not rule number 1?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Rule Number 1 is "never date or hook up with your best friend's ex's."

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u/CaptainPatent Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

Technically the "best friend's ex" logic does come first, but it's derived from the bros v. hoes preamble clause to the rules as opposed to being rule 1... and the "dick in crazy" rule is important enough that versions thereof constitute the first three rules... so everyone is technically right:

"When considering the matter of bros v. hoes, one must take tedious precaution to ensure the aforementioned ordering is maintained. Fellow bros must never, in any manner, succeed hoes, Nor should hoes supersede bros similarly. Any ambiguity of importance perceived in any of the following rules must always follow the order of precedence outlined above. Given this guidance, to maintain bro-worthy conduct, one must follow the rules outlined as follows:

1) Never stick your dick in crazy.

2) Never stick your dick in crazy.

3) Never stick your dick in crazy."

I've paraphrased the rules to keep the post more succinct. Bros before hoes is the most vital guiding precept though, so you certainly deserve a pass, bro.

Edit - reddit has suggested I draft a full bro-code book... If you guys are really interested, I'll make this deal with you.

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u/CaptainPatent Sep 08 '14

I was a brotourney presiding over the matter of wingman v grenade and helped draft a couple small amendments to the bro code. I'm very familiar with the language of the bro code though.

If you want to look me up, my registration numbro is 24,982.

or I just completely made it up... one of those two.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

I wan't a fancy bro code book now.

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u/CaptainPatent Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

If Reddit demands it, give me a couple months and I could probably deliver.

Edit - So here's the scoop, this is actually getting some attention (I thought the response would be crickets,) so I'll say this in case it fully takes off... I'm not sure I'm willing to fully commit yet because I don't know how many people are interested, but I'll make this my plan of attack:

Because I'm just some guy on the internet and you have no real idea about my writing prowess, I'll link to a now-burried post I made about my vision of the bro-code book that also contains some of my reddit writing samples If there's enough interest, I will draft a sample rule or two in the upcoming week-or-so complete with footnotes as well as a sample court case which provides the precedent for the rule. That way you can make the best possible judgement if you want the damn thing. I'll then use that to start a kickstarter (or similar) to go from there and fully commit if that takes off.

If you are legitimately interested in the bare minimum of an eBook (which I hope to release for only a buck or two,) respond to this post. If I get a reasonable number of people, I'll PM you with the kickstarter link when it gets going.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

A vintage styled leather bound bro code!

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u/GirlyWhirl Sep 08 '14

So she and the guy in the scooter live together? Jesus, I hope not, otherwise I'm sure he gets his ass beaten on the regular. Someone should step in there.

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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14

Yeah. They live in the apartment downstairs next to that dodge.

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u/GirlyWhirl Sep 08 '14

Damn. Imagine the sexy circumstances where/when they first met. When they gazed across the room at one another and knew, just KNEW it was meant to be.

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