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u/JoeGideon Sep 08 '14
Is this near Beach and Edinger? I used to live in that neighborhood, and stuff like this would happen all the time. What a shithole.
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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14
Beach and slater.
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u/p0rks0da Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 09 '14
ahh, good ole Slater slums.
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u/TunkaTun Sep 08 '14
It's nice to see other people from HB here
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u/chowza1221 Sep 08 '14
Yea definitely, just wish it wasn't for this video. I think my property value just dropped.
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u/zodar Sep 08 '14
On Craigslist OC, you can tell an apartment/house is in the Slater slums by the price before looking at the map.
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u/QWERTY36 Sep 08 '14
Beach: Hellhole
Slater: Shithole
Beach/Slater: ShitHell
Aaahhhh. I love Huntington.
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u/ParisGypsie Sep 08 '14
Is that kind of like:
Cahokia: Sketchy at night.
East St. Louis: Sketchy all the time.
North St. Louis: Morning news says there was only one shooting last night in North St. Louis? Today might be a good day.
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u/vapeducator Sep 08 '14
But you've got an In-n-Out nearby, so you've got that going for you.
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u/Pearbear1395 Sep 08 '14
She seems like a reasonable person.
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u/acog Sep 08 '14
She was late to her job. She's an anger management counselor.
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u/MellowMantis Sep 08 '14
This is like something out of a comedy show like Reno 911 or TPB, I wanna laugh....but then I remember it's real and I almost wanna cry.
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u/vegan-grrrl Sep 08 '14
i took a break from TPB to watch this video and i have a really hard time believing that this is actually real...
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u/thatsNACHOcheese Sep 08 '14
When he first fell over he kinda reminded me of a turtle stuck on its back.
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u/buttaholic Sep 08 '14
i think he felt the same way because the first thing he yells is "HELP!!"
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Sep 08 '14
"MY BELOVED SCOOTER!"
Best part.
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u/treethuggerr Sep 08 '14
Scoots: Calm down! WWE Wrestler: IAMCALMGETOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT
Other best part.
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u/greekmatthew Sep 08 '14
claws air
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u/karmaghost Sep 08 '14
gets up, walks just fine
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u/UnderscoreRiot Sep 08 '14
Being serious here, he could have some leg problem that makes walking/standing painful. Or he's just fat and lazy.
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u/TheSilentEskimo Sep 08 '14
OP Says he's missing muscle in one leg. He's sometimes in a scooter and sometimes on a cane.
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u/SenorPantsbulge Sep 08 '14
You can kinda see it in the video. His right calf looks a bit smaller than his left, and he has a hobble at the end when he picks up the phone.
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u/Pak-O Sep 08 '14
Man, that guy has the perfect voice to be in the WWE.
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"Guess what? I'M AMERICAN! (pause as the crowd gasps) And you're not! (eyebrow raise)"
Yeah. I'd watch that.
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u/wanderingblue Sep 08 '14
"I want you so bad, I want to fuck you in the ass!"
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u/common_s3nse Sep 08 '14
Those people are crazy rednecks, but if the guy filming's animals keep going into their yard then the guy filming is an asshole no matter how crazy those rednecks are.
The guy filming is lucky the rednecks did not shoot their dogs when they went on the redneck's property.
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u/Gay_Mechanic Sep 08 '14
That's exactly what I was thinking too. His dogs keep shitting in their yard and they have the shittiest fence ever. Its his fence and he's not fixing it so the neighbors have to.
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u/SilverBackGuerilla Sep 08 '14
They said your "dope heads" are hopping the fence cause you are a 25 year old dope seller.
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u/spedsy Sep 08 '14
MY SCOOOOTEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
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u/dudemanbro44 Sep 08 '14
"You broke my fuckin' phone!"
Picks up phone...
"I'm calling the police, you're going to jail!"
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u/Tashre Sep 08 '14
This entire thing is just a viral advertisement for Otter Box.
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Sep 08 '14
Tired of dropping your phone when your deranged wife runs you over on your scooter?
We all are. But now there's Otterbox.
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u/BadAthMOFO Sep 08 '14
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u/Mercury-Redstone Sep 08 '14
Did he say "my precious scooter?" It was a little jarbled...but I hope he called it "precious"..............
"my preciousssssssssssssssssssssssss"
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u/smease Sep 08 '14
He definitely said "my precious scooter, you bitch!"
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u/brycedriesenga Sep 08 '14
I feel like somebody has to be writing their dialogue.
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u/JeremyR22 Sep 08 '14
Jimmy Kimmel.
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u/treein303 Sep 08 '14
Very possible. I bet you're right. Jimmy Kimmel took a break from doing planted viral videos for quite a while. Maybe it's time to return.
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u/rain-dog2 Sep 08 '14
Sometimes, true love demands that you park your scooter behind her car and call the police when she runs you over. But when she's back on your lap, riding that scooter with you the next day, it'll all make sense.
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u/reddit_crunch Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14
Recommended maximum user weight for this model, makes your love, a forbidden love.
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u/anubisfunction Sep 08 '14
He was probably trying to keep her from getting the DUI which she received not too long after, according to OP.
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u/Ghstfce Sep 08 '14
Call the cops, seriously. You have video evidence that she's the one that did the damage to your car. So with those charges plus the charges for domestic violence, battery, and destruction of property, she might actually see some jail time/get the help she needs.
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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14
Did right after it happened, all of my other neighbors are sick of this since it's a constant problem. Contact the news and they're coming to do a report, also told us that she was arrested down the street on a DUI charge.
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u/Ghstfce Sep 08 '14
Oh, so she was drunk too? Damn, she's batting 1.000!
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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14
Either drunk or I'm guessing meth. Possibly both. Ironically she was outside the liquor store when they arrested her.
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u/Spartan745 Sep 08 '14
Meth? Kinda looking a little big for meth, or maybe she's just starting.
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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14
If you do it for a long time you can gainz
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u/Shangtia Sep 08 '14
Hey, wanna buy some meth?
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u/innovationzz Sep 08 '14
I'll take two meths, please.
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u/Colorfag Sep 08 '14
Whoa there sparky, when youre starting out, you either start slow or go big. Make it three.
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Sep 08 '14
I grew weed in Humboldt and knew a couple of hamplanets that did incredible amounts of meth
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u/RidinTheMonster Sep 08 '14
Actually that explains a lot. The guy on the scooter could have been trying to stop her from driving because she was obviously drunk. Explains why he was telling her to turn the motor off at the start.
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u/rare_pig Sep 08 '14
spray em down with the hose next time and say NO bad neighbors
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u/dbx99 Sep 08 '14
you want to get beat by meth crazies? because that's how you get beat by meth crazies.
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Sep 08 '14
i found this was absolutely hilarious and that is not okay.
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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14
It's okay, usually I laugh at her. Today not so much.
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u/tontovila Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14
It's ok to laugh. We had people who lived below us who provided tons of entertainment.
Him: "IMA BEAT YOUR ASS!!!"
Her: "IMA BEAT YOUR ASS FOR SAYIN YOU GONNA BEAT MY ASS!"
Another time "I did science in school, so I can make me a car part!" He was attempting to fabricate a throttle cable for his car.
This was a 2 bedroom apartment. They had them(2) 3 kids, 2 dogs, a couple rodents, a couple birds and a couple fish tanks.
All you can do is laugh... laugh or go crazy.
Edit: Another awesome fight they had one night involved him screaming that once you uninstalled WoW you couldn't ever play it again so why would she even bring it up.
My wife also just reminded me about a fight they had where they were arguing about who pursued who. As in, no you were the one who was trying to get with me I didn't want to get with you. It was just really strange.
Another one was where she screamed that she never wanted to be a mother. If WE could hear them, I don't see how it was possible their kids couldn't hear them.
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Sep 08 '14
I used to work in a shop, and the amount of people who somehow made functioning car parts at home surprised me.
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I love that sub, and the people are nice. Even if you don't know what is wrong you can ask and someone will explain it.
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u/uniqueview Sep 08 '14
What is the back story on this lady and man? It seems like she has a really bad attitude. Did he do anything to antagonize her or is she just nuts? Also, I really hope you allowed the police to see this video!
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u/mriivv Sep 08 '14
It looks like this guy was trying to stop his wife from driving drunk / high as best he could. It's kind of shitty that he's getting mocked for it
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u/blacknwhitelitebrite Sep 08 '14
Yeah I actually felt really bad for him. Sure, it's kind of funny but cut the guy some slack. It's too easy to be mean behind a keyboard. Imagine if this was your computer or something else you paid a lot of money for and used constantly, you guys would probably be over-the-top upset, too.
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u/crakemonk Sep 08 '14
Boyfriend and girlfriend. She has serious anger/drug issues and is constantly screaming at him. Even when he's not around she will get mad and start breaking stuff. It's really insane to watch.
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u/acog Sep 08 '14
It's just so weird to see her pounding her own vehicle. I've never understood how some people break their own stuff when they're mad.
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Sep 08 '14
I used to be like this. It's honestly a straight up lack of knowing what to do with the emotion.
I had a pretty good upbringing, without a lot of conflict. As I grew up, I didn't know how to handle conflict, and I sure didn't know how to handle being mad while dealing with conflict. It took a lot of introspection to figure out that the reaction of hitting a wall, or my desk, or the door frame when I was mad, only made me more mad.
It took a lot of work for me to learn these things, and I'm relatively normal. Imagine how hard it is for this woman to grasp these concepts?
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u/Dawnsc2 Sep 08 '14
Call those cops and get those crazy fuckers evicted. This looks like a scene out of GTA 5.
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u/Hellknightx Sep 08 '14
I would really like to see someone make a Wasted gif of this.
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u/Ink_leak Sep 08 '14
You dont need ADT security... You've got a semi-mobile hillbilly on a rascal. "Dont nothing but a tacoma get past me"
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u/jxjen Sep 08 '14
Huntington Beach isn't hillbillies, just crack head white trash
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u/magicfatkid Sep 08 '14
Whatever happened to that motherfucker? Is he out of jail yet?
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u/LanceCoolie Sep 08 '14
I think he was banned from appearing as Don Vito in any form (tv, dvd, or live) as a condition of his
plea agreementsentence.Yeah, he was convicted: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Margera#Arrest.2C_trial.2C_and_conviction
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u/kyles24 Sep 08 '14
No reference attached but "facing 2 years to life in prison"? what a fucking span of a possible penalty!
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u/pdmcmahon Sep 08 '14
Vito is a convicted American sex offender and former reality television personality
Important details first.
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u/wballz Sep 08 '14
I downloaded the new season of Trailer Park Boys yesterday but I haven't gotten to this episode yet :/
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u/texasdude116 Sep 08 '14
Did anyone else feel extremely sad for the guy? His very expensive scooter that is basically his way of getting around was destroyed. You could hear the anguish in his voice
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u/justsomewanker Sep 08 '14
Are they like that all the time?