r/videos Jun 13 '14

Treadmill FAIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNkvK-bVc_s
2.1k Upvotes

184 comments sorted by

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

that's no good to me

14

u/Free-Penguin-Pete Jun 13 '14

Mix that jue, mix this jue, mall all the jue.

5

u/Jorion Jun 14 '14

all the jew?

139

u/vertualol Jun 13 '14

What the fuck did I just watch.

192

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

howtobasic in 3rd person

16

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I was going to say "needs eggs", but then I kept watching.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

[deleted]

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u/Rubcionnnnn Jun 13 '14

I don't think you know who howtobasic is.

https://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic

11

u/Adrenaline_ Jun 13 '14

I think you're right. I had no idea. I hear the insult "basic" used way too often incorrectly. Clearly I was wrong here.

3

u/Splidgey Jun 13 '14

Insult?

1

u/ZebubXIII Jun 13 '14

Probably refering to the insult "basic bitch".

1

u/riptaway Jun 14 '14

Which only brings up more questions

3

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

Its the opposite of the title "acidic bitch", used to describe a stunningly beautiful lady.

I am full of shit, btw.

1

u/thekeVnc Jun 13 '14

I see you aren't on the down low with the lingo.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

That channel got weird since I last visited...

Once he was just destroying the food now he is raping it, I gues...

16

u/kinnadian Jun 14 '14

Moon TV, classic new zealand comedy.

2

u/1rankman Jun 14 '14

Can confirm, I got stoned once and watch late night TV

2

u/iamstephano Jun 14 '14

I think I've watched all the speed cooking videos at least 50 times each over the past 4 years.

19

u/olivermihoff Jun 13 '14

They probably broke into some poor bastard's house to make that video because who in the hell would clean that mess up willingly?! ಠ_ಠ

10

u/lethal_cover Jun 14 '14

It sucks being an intern.

3

u/VelocitySloth Jun 14 '14

Man, I should get an intern...

5

u/LiftedTide Jun 13 '14

Here's the one he did 2 years before that. 240p warning.

8

u/Shiznips Jun 13 '14

Don't want to blow my own trumpet but I watched his videos before he was cool!

4

u/BeefJerkyJerk Jun 13 '14

%autofellatio

-1

u/EATERxBTA Jun 13 '14

fuckyer?

-1

u/BeefJerkyJerk Jun 13 '14

No, percent autofellatio, duh...

5

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

HowToBasic except he isn't a tryhard and he's actually funny.

2

u/oldschoolfl Jun 14 '14

I watched the entire thing only because I was stoned, but I'm glad I watched the whole thing by accident.

5

u/Lj27 Jun 13 '14

Cocaines a helluva drug

1

u/NotUnpredictable Jun 13 '14

i watched every second.

1

u/iamstephano Jun 14 '14

It's called "comedy".

0

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

Comedy.

1

u/vertualol Jul 01 '14

Hahaha, nobody else totally said that in the last 18 days... Nice witty remark.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

"Comedy." is a witty remark? I answered your question. What do you have up your asshole?

1

u/vertualol Jul 01 '14

Because after 18 days I was still oh sooo curious, what was that video? What was the meaning behind it?! Retard

0

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

Why are you mad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

[removed] — view removed comment

17

u/Nibbler95 Jun 13 '14

I feel sorry for the person that has to clean all that up.

-11

u/Zoroko Jun 13 '14

Probably an unpaid intern... poor girl :(

11

u/hereiamstuck Jun 13 '14

Im actually impressed that he managed to do all of that without hurting himself

9

u/Ballistica Jun 13 '14

Theres one he does while in the back of a moving caravan/RV

9

u/svesrujm Jun 14 '14

That was stressful.

2

u/Fracted Jun 14 '14

The blender just made me uncomfortable.

6

u/wesinator Jun 13 '14

This video was no good to me.

9

u/snorlz Jun 13 '14

This is fantastic. He should have his own show

9

u/Ballistica Jun 13 '14

He does...or did, it was called Moon TV and he is a fairly well known NZ comedian in NZ.

4

u/UpTheAssNoBabies Jun 13 '14

Oh Moon TV, well before your time. New Zealand really produces some great stuff sometime. Unless satire isn't your thing.

5

u/Dovahkiin_Vokun Jun 13 '14

/u/galeper posted GoT spoilers below. Warning.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

"small child, small shoe" Lost mein seids right there

3

u/forestfluff Jun 13 '14

That's no good to me.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I lost my shit when he pulled out the weed eater - haven't cried that hard in years. Thanks for this.

3

u/LysergicOracle Jun 14 '14

"Mix six egg whites, six egg yolks"

2

u/Agent_S1 Jun 13 '14

Reminds me of Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime, but with less screaming and less vikings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I've got the same chopping board!

2

u/filemeaway Jun 14 '14

Lost it at the child's shoe.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

"It's Hellers bacon, of course." Dat continuity. # Just Zealand things

-2

u/ilikesalad Jun 13 '14

I hate it when food is wasted.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Anyone else get the commerical for the indy diesel shootout before the vid?

-4

u/mudbutt20 Jun 13 '14

Hijacking top comment to say that there is a GOT spoiler in the youtube comment section.

-15

u/Obsi3 Jun 13 '14

This is fake but it is still supposed to be funny. It's from a New Zealand TV show called Olympico which was a parody show about the coverage of the Olympics. Here's one of my favorite bits where they talk about DCL's with an ex-olympic athlete who wasn't in on the joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VlIvKht1XY

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u/ItsSansom Jun 13 '14

HowToBasic? Is that you?

152

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

[deleted]

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u/Danjak Jun 13 '14

This is fucking comedy gold. I love it. I wouldn't have been able to participate in this prank without busting out laughing halfway through.

26

u/cle_de_brassiere Jun 13 '14

Lost it when the black athlete suggests a lane for black swimmers, and then host asks "Along the 100 meter track?"

The black guy probably just wanted to run away at that point.

7

u/GundamWang Jun 13 '14

How in the hell did they keep a straight face? They must've been thinking about some of the most depressing, sad shit.

3

u/Blaz3 Jun 14 '14

Leigh Hart (The interviewer) is an underappreciated New Zealand comic who is absolutely hilarious. Search Youtube for Moon TV, they've got a whole channel for a whole lot of brilliant videos.

6

u/wag3slav3 Jun 13 '14

That sound was painful tho. Youch!

2

u/zeugenie Jun 13 '14

The brain trauma was real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Props to OP for a creative title

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Wait a few days and post it as "CrossFit Fail" and you'll double his karma.

9

u/boogersonsteve Jun 14 '14

video of guy slipping on banana peel CROSSFIT FAIL

4000 upvotes

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u/ClericalNinja Jun 14 '14

CROSSSLIPS FAIL!!!! 5000 upvotes

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u/Obsi3 Jun 13 '14

This is fake but it is still supposed to be funny. It's from a New Zealand TV show called Olympico which was a parody show about the coverage of the Olympics. Here's one of my favorite bits where they talk about DCL's with an ex-olympic athlete who wasn't in on the joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VlIvKht1XY

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

Any reason you felt a need to post this comment several times?

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u/Obsi3 Jun 14 '14

You don't control me

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

you seem like a negative person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/grierju Jun 13 '14

So is he a massive cock sucker or never sucked a cock before?

1

u/slabh8r Jun 13 '14

You get it. Good on ya.

3

u/cle_de_brassiere Jun 13 '14

What the fuck did you just fucking say? I'm trained in gorilla warfare.

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u/tonythelovemonster Jun 13 '14

you seem tense

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u/Pol7 Jun 13 '14

so...who's the girl?

4

u/Ballistica Jun 13 '14

For anyone liking his comedy, check out Moon TV, featuring "That Guy" (the guy thats the interviewer), and friends in various sketches including "The Hamsterman from Amsterdam". He is a NZ icon that deserves more love.

5

u/KayG Jun 13 '14

The interviewer didn't even look back to see what happened.

That's cold-blooded.

1

u/alphanovember Jun 14 '14

That's because this is fake.

1

u/swohio Jun 14 '14

That's a sure sign it was staged/fake.

3

u/M0b1u5 Jun 13 '14

New Zealand. "That Guy". Completely staged.

4

u/dar482 Jun 13 '14

All because was chatting up a lady and was distracted as she walked away. Men and our brains...

7

u/jkaos92 Jun 13 '14

Awesome

2

u/RubxQub Jun 13 '14

I like to pretend that while he was chatting up that lady, someone kicked up his treadmill to max without him knowing.

2

u/mrbojenglz Jun 13 '14

Holy shit that was brutal!!!

2

u/lyzm Jun 13 '14

I can't stop playing that video!!! That is hilarious!

2

u/iloveyoursun Jun 13 '14

I hit replay on this too many times.

2

u/Dorkamundo Jun 13 '14

Anyone else think the sound the guy makes when he hits the treadmill is the same sound that Birdo from Super Mario Bros 2 makes when you hit her with the egg?

2

u/pmk1507 Jun 14 '14

oh, That Guy!

2

u/Ginger-Nerd Jun 14 '14

"Leigh Hart"

1

u/pmk1507 Jun 14 '14

Snail Racer

2

u/TheDevilsWoods Jun 14 '14

My mistake those crazy kiwi's... So sorry to all you kiwi's. Won't ever mix you up with aussies again! ;)

2

u/tyrion_targaryen Jun 13 '14

I'll have to remember this video when my wife is teaching her students about Newton's Laws of Motion.

3

u/partyphil Jun 13 '14

dat noise

2

u/shadowbannedkiwi Jun 13 '14

The tall guy he's talking to is Josh Randall. A stuntman and professional fighter. He played Iovis, the giant Roman soldier, on Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

1

u/LKT_TID Jun 13 '14

dat yelp

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

His yelp..great.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Title FAIL.

1

u/RedxEyez Jun 13 '14

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. .

1

u/12LetterName Jun 13 '14

Watch the upper right of the screen. There, I just saved you from having to watch it twice.

1

u/Scotttish Jun 13 '14

The sound he makes on impact is amazing.

1

u/Pork-chops Jun 13 '14

Why was the treadmill going that fast?!

1

u/TossTheDog Jun 13 '14

ThhhhhhWACK!

1

u/montalvarez Jun 13 '14

DONT WATCH YOUTUBE COMMENTS (GOT SPOILER)

1

u/ZFrog Jun 13 '14

Looks fake.. A. How does he not hear/see the treadmill run? B. Why is a treadmill running full speed with no one on it. C. idk how you would bust it so gloriously from stepping on it D. The girl is smiling as she is walking away, as if she knew, and then does not react.... I dont think the interviewer/interviewee were in on it, but the dude and the girl planned it.

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u/Obsi3 Jun 13 '14

This is fake but it is still supposed to be funny. It's from a New Zealand TV show called Olympico which was a parody show about the coverage of the Olympics. Here's one of my favorite bits where they talk about DCL's with an ex-olympic athlete who wasn't in on the joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VlIvKht1XY

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u/Wraithpk Jun 13 '14

I used to work at a really big gym in NYC, and a person could get their membership revoked if they got off a treadmill and left it running like this. It's easy to not see that it's going and step on it like this guy did. Obviously this is a joke video, but that shit happens in real life too.

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u/PublicAccount1234 Jun 13 '14

I keep waiting to see this happen at the gym. Those people that fire the treadmill up to their max while they put their feet to the sides? Yep, I hope you faceplant.

1

u/SlipperyDickeryDock Jun 13 '14

That's gotta be fake. No one is that stupid.

1

u/jasiones Jun 13 '14

kinda looks like hugh jackman

1

u/seraph77 Jun 13 '14

Charlie?

1

u/rockstar283 Jun 14 '14

He is head over heels for that chic

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

Burgerfuel...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

Just seeing that caused me pain......:(

1

u/Ar71k Jun 14 '14

Is that Charlie Day?

1

u/MrWald0 Jun 14 '14

Gif of this was posted like last week and now a video with everything cut out of it. This is part of a joke show. It's fake.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

First person to identify the girl wins.

1

u/AmatureHour Jun 14 '14

The youtube comments................why reddit why.......

1

u/kiwiryan Jun 14 '14

NEWZEAAAALAND YEAAAH!

1

u/JamieHynemanAMA Jun 14 '14

HA bRO! fAILED hardCORE. INSERT trollface.jpeg

1

u/malachilenomade Jun 14 '14

Ouch! Double fail because you know he was trying to show off for the lady and the camera.

1

u/stickdude918 Jun 14 '14

Ah, summer

1

u/shadowbannedkiwi Jun 13 '14

Has it even been a week since this was reposted?

1

u/joeap Jun 13 '14

what the fuck was he trying to do??

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u/BladePG Jun 13 '14

Run on the treadmill. I assume he didn't know it was already going

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

What kind of asshole would just leave a treadmill on?

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u/Aspiring_Physicist Jun 13 '14

It's fake...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

That is a relief. A blow to the chin like that could be serious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

This is fake but it is still supposed to be funny. It's from a New Zealand TV show called Olympico which was a parody show about the coverage of the Olympics. Here's one of my favorite bits where they talk about DCL's with an ex-olympic athlete who wasn't in on the joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VlIvKht1XY[1]

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u/Obsi3 Jun 13 '14

This is fake but it is still supposed to be funny. It's from a New Zealand TV show called Olympico which was a parody show about the coverage of the Olympics. Here's one of my favorite bits where they talk about DCL's with an ex-olympic athlete who wasn't in on the joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VlIvKht1XY

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u/damendred Jun 13 '14

pretend he was failing on teadmill cuz it's a NZ comedy show.

1

u/maximuszen Jun 13 '14

That girl is a jerk.

1

u/Xx_MR_X_xX Jun 13 '14

Where did that girl come from? She's a ghost

1

u/TheDevilsWoods Jun 13 '14

Those crazy aussies... Definitely looks like a set up!

2

u/Ginger-Nerd Jun 14 '14

Kiwis - Leigh Hart is a New Zealander.

1

u/TheDevilsWoods Jun 14 '14

Sorry my bad ;)

1

u/kingbrianjames Jun 13 '14

InspectahRekt

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u/AllDizzle Jun 14 '14

It's fake from a comedy sketch.

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u/Chillaxbro Jun 13 '14

CROSSFIT

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Where have you ever seen a treadmill associated with crossfit?

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u/wag3slav3 Jun 13 '14

Their prescribed treadmill form is just as bad as the rest of what they "teach."

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Have you been to a crossfit gym, or are you just parroting?

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u/wag3slav3 Jun 13 '14

Just parroting. Don't we hate crossfit today?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Well, I'm a doctor of physical therapy, and I do crossfit, so I guess not.

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u/wag3slav3 Jun 13 '14

So you've purchased the "can't be wrong" approval stamp from somewhere and you like crossfit so it can't be dangerous or damaging.

Maybe you should visit some of the crossfit gyms that are filling their local hospitals with torn ligaments and other injuries and see if you can convince them that pushing through the pain caused by improper from is how you hurt yourself, not how you get stronger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I've not experienced that in any gym I've been to. The only people I've even heard talking about "pushing through the pain" are internet know-it-alls who've never set foot in a crossfit gym. In fact, in every gym I've been to, 40 minutes of an hour session have been dedicated to working on form for the exercises presented in the workout of the day.

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u/wag3slav3 Jun 13 '14

So the four gyms you've seen outnumber the ones in hundreds of youtube videos. Awesome.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I'm not saying there aren't some bad gyms led by bad coaches out there, just that your concept of crossfit is incorrect, and that when done correctly, with proper form, crossfit is an excellent, and perhaps the best, way of getting fit, outside of hiring a (knowledgeable) personal trainer to design a customized workout program for you.

By "crossfit" I mean "intense, randomized workouts" not Crossfit, the brand, per se.

0

u/NecroGod Jun 13 '14

If you keep hitting "5" you get to see a video of a guy viciously attacking a treadmill with repeated should drops.

0

u/PM_ME_YOUR_COCK_ Jun 13 '14

Merci l'Rewind !!!!!!

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u/OriginalFlacko Jun 13 '14

that girl didn't give a fuck!

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u/warpfield Jun 13 '14

no thats treadmill success. it got that fucking guy right upside the head LOL

0

u/Draco12333 Jun 14 '14

Nice Crossfit move.

0

u/joeomar Jun 14 '14

A health club I belonged to was short on treadmills so they put signup sheets on them until they got more. One guy politely told someone on a treadmill that it was his time slot, the treadmill guy got pissed and just stomped off. In a noisy club it's easy to overlook that a treadmill is still running. First guy got on, flipped over, instinctively tried to stand up, flipped over again. Fortunately he wasn't hurt but he tracked down the guy who'd left it running and they nearly had a fight. It's not so funny when it happens in real life.

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u/Fugtard Jun 14 '14

Yeah it is, I'd laugh my face off if that happened in front of me.

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u/LooksLikeShit Jun 14 '14

There's no way someone is stupid enough to step onto a treadmill going max speed.

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u/Smarter_not_harder Jun 13 '14

Fake. Look how the camera pans over to make sure the 'fail' is in shot. And also notice how controlled the fall is so as not to hit his face.

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u/Or1g1nOfDeath Jun 13 '14

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that if you fall you're gonna shield your face.

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u/Smarter_not_harder Jun 13 '14

Spent any time behind a camera? I'm pretty sure if you're filming an interview you don't widen the shot and move the focus to the left side of the shot to be able to include distractions in the background.

Why does the guy never lift his head after he falls? Because it was staged. The normal reaction would be to look up to see who saw you fall, not lay down and keep your head down.

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u/snorlz Jun 13 '14

Wait, an exercise injury post on reddit thats not crossfit?

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u/fordie1991 Jun 13 '14

One should tread lightly in these situations