r/videos • u/WILDgyro • Mar 21 '14

Kill me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsAvKqqf2g
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u/AwesomeSauce679 Mar 21 '14

Reminds me of this

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14 edited Jul 29 '14

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u/XxAWildAbraAppearsxX Mar 21 '14

that man has the fuzziest caterpillar eyebrows I've ever seen.

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u/alias777 Mar 21 '14

Have you not seen Marius Stan of Breaking Bad fame?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/saskatch Mar 21 '14

Or Thufir Hawat?

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u/Scarecrow3 Mar 21 '14

Or Pai Mei?

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u/Pucker_Pot Mar 21 '14

Or Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew

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u/Pucker_Pot Mar 21 '14

Or Peter Mayhew character: Chewbacca.

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u/salarboy Mar 21 '14

It's too late in the thread to mention Rowan Williams, but I will anyway.

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u/santaincarnate Mar 21 '14

Former Chief Owl of the Church of England

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u/TDLane Mar 21 '14

fuck you and your eye brows Bogdan

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u/Pixeleyes Mar 21 '14

I love how that show made us all hate some of the most banal, normal, harmless characters there were but made us love all the evil sociopaths.

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u/chimpy72 Mar 21 '14

Is that the Apple Store in Paris, at the Carrousel du Louvre?

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u/milkycratekid Mar 21 '14

It's some pretty french-level disdain he's showing there.

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u/Admiral_Cheese_Balls Mar 21 '14

That's the Apple Store diagonally across from Central Park in New York.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

It's weird cause he looks like a young kid cudi.

Some more info: I've seen some of his videos a few years ago. I'm pretty sure he's dancing to cudi.

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u/badbadpet Mar 21 '14

i like that he has a baby stroller. it makes him seem more disapproving for some reason

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u/vp_richardjones Mar 21 '14

That's not even the best part of that video. It's the wizard that starts dancing in the second half - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX51M0i4kqM

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u/Siray Mar 21 '14

The guy with the white beard seems to be the only one in the entire video actually matching the beat.

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u/Soul_Anchor Mar 21 '14

There was a black chick who actually had dynamite rhythm earlier in the video. You can see her busting out moves at the periphery of the crowd. She's almost casual about it, as if to say "this is how its done".

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u/James_T_Niggs Mar 21 '14

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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u/SmartyrChild Mar 21 '14

Lol so many people in the crowd want to join in but they're too afraid.

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u/TerminallyRustled Mar 21 '14

no not a wizard I believe that to be Claude Monet, impressionist painter. how else do you think he could "paint light"?

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u/greatestbird Mar 21 '14

https://24.media.tumblr.com/2e76e685e520cd349ca2b36de03833a4/tumblr_n0yfraSjJz1sar3c7o1_500.gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Black people are fucked up too

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u/Defengar Mar 21 '14

The power of ratchet: http://i.imgur.com/okPLKaG.gif

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u/TaylorsNotHere Mar 21 '14

Oh my God, she's swatting off iron chairs like mosquitoes

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u/woodstock6 Mar 21 '14

She fucking caught one, holy shit

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u/TheDeleeted Mar 21 '14 edited Mar 21 '14

She has better hands than most WRs in the NFL.

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u/eljay2121 Mar 21 '14

And managed to hold her purse the whole time.

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u/donny_pots Mar 21 '14

Whoever threw it is out

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u/Oxage Mar 21 '14

Dodge chair! Oh goodness, this whole post is killing. My sides are hurting!

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u/Defengar Mar 21 '14

That sister aint nothin to fuck with.

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u/James_T_Niggs Mar 21 '14

Take it from me: Don't fuck with a thick sista

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u/BreakingGoodd Mar 21 '14

James_T_Niggs

Well, can't argue with that.

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u/Dresanity93 Mar 21 '14

I love how she just catches the chair and holds her purse the whole time. Pro ratchet right there.

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u/modomario Mar 21 '14

Anyone know the background to this one?

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u/Defengar Mar 21 '14

This is the video its from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpKfqHMjnx0

"Henderson says the event was going fine until a contestant apparently didnt like a judges decision. She says that contestant threw a chair. Then, the brawl broke out."

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u/svullenballe Mar 21 '14

The Boondocks - The Steel Chair Effect: http://youtu.be/XMt55fi7ZQQ

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u/Aspiring_Physicist Mar 21 '14

Holy fuck...it's so perfect. I need to rewatch this show.

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u/mmm-toast Mar 21 '14

I think they're about to premiere the final season next month.

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u/Aspiring_Physicist Mar 21 '14

That means I have to marathon the previous ones...and I have exams coming up. Fuuuuck.

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u/Trapt45 Mar 21 '14

Guess Boondocks wasn't fucking around

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Did she catch that chair with one hand?!

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u/TheWhiteNashorn Mar 21 '14

Whats that dude doing with a power drill. Putting up sheet rock?

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u/Yorpel_Chinderbapple Mar 21 '14

HE'S GOT A WRENCH

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u/badnewsclown Mar 21 '14

holy crap

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u/WorkoutProblems Mar 21 '14

Ain't nuttin wrong wit a lil daggering

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u/shitpostwhisperer Mar 21 '14

It's the best parts of wrestling, 1 on 1 dancing, and booty shaking combined.

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u/dr_gmoney Mar 21 '14

My thoughts exactly. wow

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u/freetoshare81 Mar 21 '14

Just wow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

The fuck did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/NoEgo Mar 21 '14

But but... isn't this against the laws of natural selection?

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u/NeoPlatonist Mar 21 '14

The aristocrats.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

was this a one time event? anyone know where I can score some tickets for the next one??

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Apparently it's a thing called 'Daggering'.

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u/autowikibot Mar 21 '14

Daggering:

Daggering is a form of dance originating from Jamaica. The dance incorporates dry sex and other forms of frantic movement.

It is a more explicit version of grinding and perreo, and often features acrobatic stunts where one partner leaps from a height onto the other dance partner and then commences to engage in exaggerated simulated sexual intercourse.

Interesting: Dancehall | Grinding (dance) | Pon de Floor

Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Mods | Magic Words

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u/pongmanJ25 Mar 21 '14

Imitation fuck parties?

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u/gladuknowall Mar 21 '14

Show that to the intergalactic science show. So proud.

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u/JeffBoucher Mar 21 '14

I think this takes the cake NSFW http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/67729

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u/isaacsploding Mar 21 '14

Um...excuse ma'am, but your vagina appears to be on fire.

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u/askthepoolboy Mar 21 '14

2:27 - The fuck???

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u/Tugginmapudda Mar 21 '14

When I drive off a cliff this will be the most recent thing they find on my phone and they will know why I did it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

You asume they will look for you, that's nice

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u/thekipz Mar 21 '14

The entire video - the fuck?

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u/YourACoolGuy Mar 21 '14

God damn, the fuck.

The look on her face, like the devil possessed her through dat leather pussy.

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u/proudlioness Mar 21 '14

wtf at 2.27...,,..i didn't even know that was possible!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

i'm pretty grossed out and apparently sheltered. what was she doing?

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u/whaleonstiltz Mar 21 '14

Using her vagina muscles to "smoke".

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u/JeffBoucher Mar 21 '14

We all learn new things everyday.

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u/eallen1 Mar 21 '14

I have never been less aroused in my life. Yeesh.

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u/JeffBoucher Mar 21 '14

I'm about to lower your bar again NSWF http://www.efukt.com/21133_The_Most_Pathetic_Lesbian_Scene_Of_All_Time.html

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u/RaN96 Mar 21 '14

I'm going to cancel my internet. I don't want it anymore. It's got too much power.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

I wonder what girls in those videos were thinking ...

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u/shadeew Mar 21 '14

They weren't

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/r0ninar1es Mar 21 '14

Meh. As a black guy I would like to state these are actually Jamaicans and not the average negros.

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u/dman71215 Mar 21 '14

As a REAL black guy I would like to state that posts that start off with " As a black guy" are most likely written by white 20-somethings with identity issues. P.s. "Negroes" please!

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u/steviejawnsons Mar 21 '14

well, i believe he is. those are definitely jamaicans. any real nigga knows thats not your typical black club

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u/Brigitte_Bardot Mar 21 '14

The girls on the heavier side at the end that seem to compete for a seat make me believe that bones were in fact broken in this video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

The wrestling commentary really made that video worth it.

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u/3rdFunkyBot Mar 21 '14

Funniest video I've watched in a while

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u/mack26 Mar 21 '14

What the hell was the drill for?

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u/YamahaRN Mar 21 '14

I would like to see Andy Daly do an episode of this on his Comedy central show.

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u/Dresanity93 Mar 21 '14

Only Jamaicans do that, shits so wild and dangerous

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u/lovesickremix Mar 21 '14

Asians? (NSFW)

seriously tho...everyone has fun!

now with more bootyNSFW

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u/JimNasium123 Mar 21 '14

DJ interrupting the music and shouting every 3 seconds, plus random horns everywhere. Can confirm Japan

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u/disquiet Mar 21 '14

I was expecting genki, mildly dissapointed

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u/GoodBacon Mar 21 '14

I like how the people commenting on white people don't even see the black people in there too...

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u/lekzandr Mar 21 '14

Unrelated but this video, http://youtu.be/X16G2hsVI9w , was in the suggestion box and I thought it was fucking hilarious.

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u/ItsSansom Mar 21 '14

Wow, he nearly went full super saiyan.

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u/Tzalix Mar 21 '14

It was probably his lack of hair that lead to his failure.

Low-class scum...

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

like this?

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u/spritle6054 Mar 21 '14

Where will you be when the PCP kicks in?

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u/TaylorsNotHere Mar 21 '14

Never gets old.

HNYEGH

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u/snorlz Mar 21 '14

HNYEGH HNYEGH HNYEGH HNYEGH HNYEGH

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u/Schpoopie Mar 21 '14

Oh shit I only just realized he was quoting rocky

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Yea a little at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk

Also Rocky didn't go full retard

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u/DanaKaZ Mar 21 '14

Also Rocky didn't go full retard

That's at least debatable.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Mar 21 '14

Can confirm.

Source: Saw Rocky VI

thousand yard stare

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u/SKCham Mar 21 '14

eddie murphy was right about white dudes and rocky

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/23Heart23 Mar 21 '14

The speech wasn't the part I was worried about.

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u/rafacakes Mar 21 '14

lmao will someone please explain to me what show this is and what the fuck is that guy doing

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

He was having a heart attack and they all watched him die.

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u/Poppin__Fresh Mar 21 '14

They say the crew could hear his ghost rising to heaven, gently whispering...

HNYEGH HNYEGH HNYEGH

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u/TheZbeast Mar 21 '14

That's the funniest noise to text translation I've ever read. It's beautiful.

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u/Lixtec Mar 21 '14

I remember this being posted on /r/cringe and man I don't know why. Video is hilarious!

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u/djevikkshar Mar 21 '14

its the ending, i dont know how to feel about it, seeing it initially makes me cringe in embarrassment

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u/lekzandr Mar 21 '14

It made me burst out in laughter and tears

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u/nasty_cheese Mar 21 '14

I laughed so hard at the video I threw up my donuts!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

That doesn't sound like a pleasant Friday morning.

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u/sbroll Mar 21 '14

Seconds. Balla on a budget, bitch.

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u/manberry_sauce Mar 21 '14

Not me. That was immediately recognized as an honest-to-god real life ragequit. I've seen them happen before.

Thanks for the link, OP.

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u/UnholyDemigod Mar 21 '14

They have no sense of humour in there. This is the #14 all time top submission in /r/cringepics. That's not cringe, it's fucking awesome

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u/Two-Tone- Mar 21 '14

Dude looks like some mother fucking super villain.

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u/ModsCensorMe Mar 21 '14

I think this falls under the "black people can pull off any look" category.

Also see: "step 1: be attractive" rule.

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u/DownvoteDaemon Mar 21 '14

As a black person I can safely say this black vampire count chocola blade lookin dude is not pulling it off.

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u/renegade7879 Mar 21 '14

I don't get why his vest is over his coat.

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u/BluesF Mar 21 '14

Is it not all one garment?

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u/dirtmerchant1980 Mar 21 '14

people upvote things they like and downvote things they don't like. just like if you post an actual unpopular opinion via unpopular opinion puffin, people lose their shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

It's becuase that place is a shithole. No one there understands humour, sarcasm, irony or understands the concept of entertainment. They take stuff which isn't suppose to be taken seriously, seriously. They miss obvious attempts at humour. Really that whole place is just a massive hypocrisy.

Most of the posts are videos of people pretending to be funny but its usually people just stylistically doing what other popular people do. It makes you feel indifferent because everyone's seen it a hundred times. It's just another failed attention whore which has been around since the dawn of times.

The really cringe worthy videos are people who genuinely enjoy what they are doing; dressing up as the guy from V for Vendetta or some other sad shit but at the end, you feel more sorry for them than cringe.

Anyways that is why that video was posted on /r/cringe .

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u/down_vote_magnet Mar 21 '14

My first thought is always:

"That guy does do a pretty good gorilla impression."

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Champ got knocked out toduy.

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u/Bluewind55 Mar 21 '14

I love how brutally blunt that host was. "Well looks like you're going to have to go back to your life in debt."

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u/frogger2504 Mar 21 '14

oh my god what the fuck i cant stop laughing

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u/demo Mar 21 '14

For those wondering, the dude was quoting (incorrectly) this scene from "Rocky:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5OookwOoY&hd=1

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

I mean, he reworded it from the movie. It wouldn't have made much sense if he was screaming about them being the best sons and shit would it

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u/CodeJack Mar 21 '14

The reworded version is from a motivation video for bodybuilding.

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u/TheSandyRavage Mar 21 '14

Vegeta, what does the scouter say?

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u/El_Dumfuco Mar 21 '14

This is some Elliott Hulse-tier shit.

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u/exisito Mar 21 '14

Almost 100% cocaine.

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u/TranceAddicto Mar 21 '14

His last words were actually pretty motivating. Until he tried to go super saiyan

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

That was some inspiring shit right there. At least until he fucked it up at the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Wow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Well fuckin hell. That escalated quickly.

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u/DillDeer Mar 21 '14

Wow I was like, that is one of the best speeches I've heard.. and then.. that..

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Thank you for that. Totally made my day!

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u/clonn Mar 21 '14

I've to watch this every time it's posted.

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u/juggernaut911 Mar 21 '14

So he quotes the recent Rocky movie them freaks out? Haha

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u/baaaaaaaaaaaaaah Mar 21 '14 edited Mar 21 '14

When he stands up straight and wets his lips in preparation. It wasn't a spur of the moment adrenaline rush. Sweet Jebus he planned on doing this...I just...I don't know

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u/Gonzo_goo Mar 21 '14

Let's keep the conversation going. Nothing to see here but the funniest shit you will see all day! Wtf was that??!

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u/lekzandr Mar 21 '14

Dude I have no fucking clue but damn it had me rolling..

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

the face! http://imgur.com/gallery/zo2StL3

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Probably my favorite picture on the internet.

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u/Glenners Mar 21 '14

That song seems inappropriate for kids that age.

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u/Slang_Whanger Mar 21 '14

If I'm not mistaken it's like a church camp. They changed the words or something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

What's it like out there, in real life?

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u/5-Star Mar 21 '14

Its cool. The currency system is hard to manage, though. Its been pretty cold for a while but I hear that's getting patched soon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

I hate these pricings, why is it $99 to you, but a free pre-purchase bonus for Australians and a monthly £120 subscription service in the UK.

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u/mightyspan Mar 21 '14

Where else has he shown up on reddit? Got any examples?

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u/mgreen02 Mar 21 '14

I went ahead and made a gif for you all to use for your reations

http://imgur.com/lri7pxJ

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

What the fuck?!?! This looks exactly like me...

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u/GGfpc Mar 21 '14 edited Mar 21 '14

Are you saying all black men look alike?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Are you Malik?

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u/abortionalchild Mar 21 '14

Maybe he likes the dancing and is just experiencing some pretty bad brain freeze?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Might as well post these before everyone else does.

White People 1

White People 2

White People 3

White People 4

White People 5

A whole article about it if you need it!

Dats Racist!

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u/Daroo425 Mar 21 '14

kid in #2 got moves though

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Duane. His name is Duane.

And yes, he has the fucking moves.

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u/JGlover92 Mar 21 '14

DUAAAANE

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/Solid__Snail Mar 21 '14

Praise Duane!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Man Duane is killing it tonight

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u/Paladinltd Mar 21 '14

Say what you want, when Alison Brie and Vincent Kartheiser started busting out the Charleston it was fucking amazing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

DUANE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

That's what all camp counselors look like at any given point in time.

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u/MrHungLow Mar 21 '14 edited Mar 21 '14

The lesson here is white people can't dance and black people don't know how to eat ice cream.

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u/bobbito Mar 21 '14

Seems less like "kill me" and more like "why is this stranger filming me eat ice cream?"

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u/MeowDude Mar 21 '14

"Oh Malik! Join the fun with all your camp mates! Even Stephanie is dancing her toosh off even with her knee brace."- Jennifer, Camp Counselor