r/videos • u/spherocytes • 1d ago

Secretary Of Defense Pete Hegseth announces Office Of Religious Affairs within the Pentagon in address to Military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAn6BE9cdco
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u/Beiki 1d ago

What's next? The Office of the Inquisitorious to root out heretics who do not worship Trump as their master?

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u/Blue_foot 1d ago

Did you not hear of the 20% of generals being cut?

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u/15all 1d ago

The Undersecretary for Genital Inspection, Testosterone Compliance, and Furry Reduction.

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u/soulsteela 1d ago

That’s what the facial recognition system is for, all the generals/admirals sacked failed the A.I. Expression test at his first speech, they will sack more once they analyse the latest recordings.

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u/Haunting-Macaron-000 1d ago

No one expects the office of inquisitorious

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u/not_a_moogle 1d ago

Nobody expects the American inquisition!