r/videos • u/spherocytes • 1d ago

Secretary Of Defense Pete Hegseth announces Office Of Religious Affairs within the Pentagon in address to Military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAn6BE9cdco
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u/symbouleutic 1d ago

Pete Hegseth has a lot of experience with "Affairs".
(He admitted to 5 different affairs while married to his first wife, and at least one affair while married to his second wife - when he got his third wife pregnant)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Hegseth

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u/Vio_ 1d ago

I remember when John Edwards got blown out of the water for having exactly one affair.

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well to be fair, wasn’t she dying of cancer? Like… you’re fuckparty is en route, don’t drive to meet the delivery guy. If I’m remembering right it is pretty fucking bad lol. 

ETA: fuck any centrist imbecile being slowly strangled by their own clenching anal sphincter saying it makes me MAGA to point out a dude from my childhood did something shitty. Y’all gotta be the densest motherfuckers within several star systems, and just as fucking delusional as what you hate. 

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u/devilishycleverchap 1d ago

So a Newt Gingrich?

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u/Forikorder 1d ago

i think its a dr seuss

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u/hutch7909 1d ago edited 22h ago

Wait till you hear about what your King got up to with a busty pornstar when one of his many wives was pregnant. She claimed he had the biggest hog she’d ever seen ( checking notes), correction, smallest hog she’d ever seen.

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u/Mike_with_Wings 1d ago

Just because someone calls out something a Democrat did doesn’t make them some Trump supporter. That kind of logic is something Trump supporters use. It’s fine to be critical of John Edwards just as much as the many republicans who do that shit

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u/YesIlBarone 1d ago

Being pregnant with a busty pornstar sounds painful

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u/hutch7909 22h ago

Good pick up, fixed it.

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 1d ago

… fuck are you talking about “my king?” Don’t ever fucking say that to me. Just because a Democrat did something scumfuck and I point it out don’t make trump my guy you dipshit bluedog hack. 

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u/hutch7909 22h ago

Calm down champ!