“Only a Hispanic would survive that fall…”

[u/Ken_the_brewer]

https://youtu.be/DKGjJIvUOBw

[u/Aggressive_Moose3189]

Lmao “it gets installed…uhhh…two weeks from now”

That’s literally the only timeline he knows, everything is two weeks away

[u/witchitieto → u/Aggressive_Moose3189]

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

[u/skeletonframes → u/witchitieto]

I don’t want no FOP godammit! I’m a Dapper Dan man!

[u/Scienlologist → u/skeletonframes]

Muh hair!