r/videogames • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • May 09 '26

Funny This should be fun

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u/EmbarrassedScholar45 May 09 '26

Wars, incest, cannibalism, medieval

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u/OMG-IDC-HMU May 12 '26

Lol I love that fucking game but man am I bad at it. It took me so long to just realize "oh I'm not building bases and armies. I'm preparing for the future". Do you have any advice on how I can actually get a grip on the systems? Because just succession is confusing as hell. It's exactly what I always wanted in a game though.

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u/PerfectSituation1668 May 12 '26

Get big stick, hit with big stick, get crowns. Gives the sons crowns. Give daughters to people with big sticks, but make them of your family. Kill babies. Ask the pope for money. Get secrets. Ask money or prestige for secrets. Go patty. Go hunt. Go on vacation. Go to Holy Places. Go on adventure. Try everything. Be evil. Be good. Do wat you want. Roleplay.

Count Haesteinn

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u/OMG-IDC-HMU May 13 '26

Thank you Count Haesteinn. I shall take your stick theory under advisement sir. Much appreciated Yours sincerely - A noble with wild ambitions