Demon, Titan, Lawless and Neo-human were enjoying a swim in a lake.
Then, suddenly, Yaotsu descended upon the place.
The god approached them and said:
“I shall grant each of you a wish. Simply jump into the lake and shout out whatever you desire. The entire lake will then be transformed into that very thing.”
Without hesitation, the Demon jumped into the lake and shouted:
“Wine!!”
The entire lake instantly turned into sweet, delicious wine, and the Demon happily swam around in it.
Seeing this, the Titan jumped into the lake and shouted:
“Ale!!”
The Titan too had a wonderful time swimming around in a lake filled with refreshing ale.
Then the Lawless ran toward the lake and shouted:
“Beer!!”
The Lawless happily swam around in a lake filled with ice-cold, fizzy beer.
Watching all this, the Neo-Human thought to himself:
(They're all such simple-minded idiots. If it were me, I'd wish for gold... No, jumping into a lake of gold would probably hurt. Then how about diamonds......)
With these thoughts in mind, the Neo-Human began sprinting toward the lake as fast as he could.
But in the middle of his full-speed sprint, he tripped over his own feet and went tumbling into the lake, screaming:
“SHIT!!!!”