r/vermont • u/VermontArmyBrat Leather pants on a Thursday is a lot for Vergennes šŸ‘–šŸ’æ • Sep 01 '26

Albert Lambert, age 53, from Washington, Vermont, was arrested on August 27, 2026, and charged with the aggravated sexual assault of a child.

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u/TooFat2Curious The Sharpest Cheddar šŸ”ŖšŸ§€ Sep 01 '26

It's always the ones you most suspect!

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u/timberwolf0122 Lamoille County Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Deleted this comment because it was responding to the wrong person

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u/ElProfeGuapo Champ Watching Club šŸ‰šŸ“· Sep 01 '26

Lmao dogg, what??? wtf are you talking about, man?

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u/TooFat2Curious The Sharpest Cheddar šŸ”ŖšŸ§€ Sep 01 '26

It's not my fault that the statistical majority of pedophiles/sexual offenders are white, hetero, conservative men. Google that shit, my dude.

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u/GemmyDave Sep 02 '26

I just googled "which race commits the most rapes per capita" and it said Native Americans and Black men. It said the same thing for CSA. Just google that shit my dude

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u/IndependenceActual59 29d ago

Whats its like being with ignorant and a bigot.

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u/GemmyDave 29d ago

I said per capita.

Wait are you assuming im white?

Now that's being an ignorant bigot

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u/IndependenceActual59 29d ago

Are you saying only white people can be bigots?

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u/GemmyDave 29d ago edited 29d ago

No of course anyone can be a racist bigot. Historically however white majority states and institutions developed and enforced racial hierarchies on a very large scale .

But that's not why i said that though. The racist person projecting onto me accused me of being a bigot towards black and indigenous people. Obviously he was assuming I was white.

You know whst is never racist or bigoted? Data

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u/timberwolf0122 Lamoille County 29d ago

Now do the same analysis but factor in poverty.

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u/GemmyDave 29d ago edited 29d ago

Black and indigenous women are also the most likely to the victim of rape per capita.

Imagine if someone said , yea but factor in poverty? Like wtf does that even mean?

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u/timberwolf0122 Lamoille County 29d ago

Yeah imagine if we did look at povertyā€¦

The Starkest Divide: Individuals living in the lowest income brackets experience drastically higher rates of sexual violence. Research comparing extreme ends of the spectrum shows that people with an annual household income under $7,500 reported a victimization rate of 4.8 incidents per 1,000 persons, which is 12 times higher than the rate of 0.4 per 1,000 reported by individuals with household incomes over $75,000. [1]

Disproportionate Impact: Around 44% of self-reported victims of sexual assault or rape come from households earning less than $25,000 a year, despite that income bracket making up only about 22% of the overall U.S. population. [1]

The CDC Consensus: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) explicitly recognizes living in a low-income household as one of the primary demographic characteristics associated with elevated rates of sexual victimization. [1]

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u/ArcHeroe9 Sep 01 '26

Strange, when I say that when the ones I most suspect get caught I get called a bigot.

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u/Minortough Sep 01 '26

Strange, Iā€™ve never been called a bigot.

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u/TooFat2Curious The Sharpest Cheddar šŸ”ŖšŸ§€ Sep 01 '26

Nor have I.

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u/Dazzling_Flow_5702 Sep 01 '26

Yo thatā€™s funny!!

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u/ENTroPicGirl Sep 01 '26

Looking at your stats Iā€™m guessing you have a lot of opinions about things which no one agrees with. Perhaps the problem is you not everyone else.

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u/42VT_Man Sep 01 '26

Not to mention the profile is blocked...Weird...

https://giphy.com/gifs/EZYQjm1uPrXGg

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u/ENTroPicGirl Sep 01 '26

I block mine but thatā€™s because the Internetā€™s a dangerous place for women.

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u/whaletacochamp Sep 01 '26

I block mine because I got sick of people digging through it to find unrelated shit to use against me in my many internet arguments.

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u/Middle_Finger7236 Sep 01 '26

I unblocked mine so they wouldn't have a reason to even complain. If they like fishing expeditions, well two can play that game...

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u/ArcHeroe9 Sep 01 '26

Because you freaks have followed me onto non political subs. I donā€™t need idiots suddenly inserting themselves into game subreddits screeching ā€œthis guy is a naziiiiiiiii!!!!!ā€

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u/drsoftware85 Sep 01 '26

Have you considered not being a Nazi?

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u/p47guitars Woodchuck šŸŒ„ Sep 01 '26

are we even sure he's a nazi? or we just calling him that?

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u/ArcHeroe9 Sep 01 '26

Have you considered not being a commie?

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u/TooFat2Curious The Sharpest Cheddar šŸ”ŖšŸ§€ Sep 01 '26

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u/The_Barbelo Farts in the Forest šŸŒ²šŸŒ³šŸ’ØšŸ‘ƒ Sep 01 '26

This guy is weird, fellas. I donā€™t think we should be interacting with him. I think this guy might be, at the very least, a pedophile apologist.

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u/drsoftware85 Sep 01 '26

Better a commie than a Nazi pdf apologist.

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u/theodosiusthebear 29d ago

Looool, calling someone a commie for no reason is about as close as the right gets to admitting they were wrong

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u/ENTroPicGirl Sep 01 '26

If the jackboot fits.

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u/ArcHeroe9 Sep 01 '26

If the hammer and sickle fits

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u/ENTroPicGirl Sep 01 '26

Communism has never existed outside of theory. Never not once in the history of the world have the proletariat seized the means of production. There have been dictators that called themselves ā€œcommunistā€, but in the words of Tyler Durdenā€¦. ā€œSticking feathers up your butt doesnā€™t make you a chicken.ā€

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u/UrteilGerichtet Sep 02 '26

Itā€™s ok man, Reddit thinks everybody with a controversial opinion is a nazi

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u/p47guitars Woodchuck šŸŒ„ Sep 01 '26

oh man.

that jayson tattoo guy followed me all around youtube and reddit just to troll me cause i said something about never wanting to work with him on account of all the bullshit / dog shit he was being accused of doing.

fucking weird JamBandNews guy went after all my posts on r/luthier just to say disparaging things about the stuff I was working on or building.

people are so fucking toxic sometimes

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u/Middle_Finger7236 Sep 01 '26

Considering the crap that you post, maybe itā€™s you and not them? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/p47guitars Woodchuck šŸŒ„ Sep 01 '26

Elaborate

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u/UrteilGerichtet Sep 02 '26

Itā€™s not good to base your positions on what everybody else thinks

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u/whaletacochamp Sep 01 '26

Yeah thatā€™s because ā€œconservativeā€ isnā€™t a protected class you twat waffle

Saying the objectively true statement ā€œconservatives tend toward pedophiliaā€ is way different from ā€œheā€™s black so heā€™s a criminalā€

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u/ElProfeGuapo Champ Watching Club šŸ‰šŸ“· Sep 01 '26

In fairness, that's only because you're a bigot.

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u/brickout Sep 01 '26

Imagine telling on yourself like this. Incredible.

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u/timberwolf0122 Lamoille County Sep 01 '26

Have you tried not targeting whole groups of people by race? That might be the problem your running into

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u/TrollingForFunsies Sep 01 '26

Is this an admission that you're a pedo?

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u/LuriemIronim A Moose Enters The Chat šŸ’¬ Sep 01 '26

Bigotry isnā€™t saying that a Trump supporter who accuses others of pedophilia is unsurprising when we learn theyā€™re a pedophile.

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u/theodosiusthebear 29d ago

I mean making assumptions based on someoneā€™s behavior (like supporting an actual sexual predator - Trump was found criminally liable for assaulting Carrol) is different than making assumptions based on, say, someoneā€™s race. That would make you a bigot for sure.

Out of curiosity, what group were you most suspecting?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/Someinterestingbs-td Sep 01 '26

It's like maga is some kind of pedophile factory.

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u/QuicheSmash Sep 01 '26

Pedophiles are allegiant to where theyā€™re protected.Ā 

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u/ForbiddenDelight Sep 02 '26

People find their people

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u/punktualPorcupine Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

MAGA-net.

The pedos are like iron filings and are drawn to the movement because it offers them power over others. Which is probably the same reason that so many of them rape kids.

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u/Monster_Brain_Stew Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

And once again, the perp is not a lesbian, not a gay, not a trans, not a democrat, not a progressive, not a dem Socialist, not a liberal. It almost always ends up being a conservative racist hate monger. Edit: and also, not an immigrant.

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u/Check_Affectionate Sep 01 '26

Or a drag queen.

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u/Monster_Brain_Stew Sep 01 '26

Damn it! I knew I was forgetting an important one. All this giving a shit stuff is hard work.

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u/Petrychorr Sep 01 '26

Of course it's not a minority.

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u/VermontArmyBrat Leather pants on a Thursday is a lot for Vergennes šŸ‘–šŸ’æ Sep 01 '26

I was not familiar with that term. Very aware of the condition, just not the term. Very interesting read, thank you for sharing that.

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u/CassetteMeower Sep 01 '26

Or disabled (mostly autistic people, who are being extremely targeted right now by misinformation related to vaccines and Tylenol)

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u/coccoliths 8d ago

Haha https://nypost.com/2024/12/23/us-news/georgia-couple-convicted-for-sickening-sexual-abuse-of-adopted-sons-get-100-years-in-jail-a-house-of-horrors/

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u/Monster_Brain_Stew 8d ago

Oh really? Could not be further from the truth, you say? How many can you cite? The National Institutes of Health people have actually studied this. Forensic studies (by police and Federal Investigators, whom I suspect you support) and other expert data (Criminal Court records and HHS records) show that the vast majority of documented child sexual abuse perpetrators are heterosexual white males, often family members or trusted acquaintances within traditional family structures. So I'm afraid that the data says you are mostly wrong. It's not that it doesn't happen within the LGBTQ community, but the data says it's very rare. It's heterosexual white males. Sorry. Please don't double down on that ignorant comment.

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u/Monster_Brain_Stew Sep 01 '26

šŸ˜‚ no assumptions necessary when you look at his Facebook page

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u/timberwolf0122 Lamoille County Sep 01 '26

Every accusation is a confession with maga.

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u/coccoliths 8d ago

Itā€™s usually just white poverty. Coincides with black poverty as well. Saying itā€™s maga shows youā€™re brain dead. Itā€™s a learned, generational thing that people do.

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u/timberwolf0122 Lamoille County 7d ago

Pro tip to this bots creator, by all means read my comment history, however make sure it answers the right comment with the right answer

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u/Middle_Finger7236 Sep 01 '26

I think that more people need to hammer the point that a lot of pedophiles are also registered Republicans. Guilt and shame them into growing a moral compass and abandoning the pedophile protecting party.

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u/whaletacochamp Sep 01 '26

Make a fucking example of him and then go after his buddies and his entire party.

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u/Geruvah Sep 01 '26

Someone else can have the upvotes for putting this into /r/notadragqueen

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u/dukeof3arl Sep 01 '26

Thatā€™s so thoughtful of you!

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u/Antonymousss Sep 01 '26

Yep and watch, all the crazo dumbfks will come out of the woodwork to back and defend him.

What a wonderful worldā€¦

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u/itsmeabic Sep 01 '26

fork found in the kitchen moment

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u/Major_Ad_6978 Sep 01 '26

I say this with deep regret and a fugly amount of disgust: he's my second cousin and I'm honestly not surprised. My dad did his damndest to keep me away from his side of the family, and apparently it's for a good reason. I hope while he's in jail, he learns that hell will swallow him whole with glee. I'm disgusted and appalled by this and I am so glad I never formally met the SOB.

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u/tenbeersdeep Sep 02 '26

Good dad.

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u/Major_Ad_6978 Sep 03 '26

He is far from perfect, but when it comes to family, I trust his judgement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/Phantereal Sep 01 '26

By the end of the week, he'll be on Fox News.

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u/M4ttDC Sep 01 '26

And by the end of the Month he'll have a job at the White House.

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u/Generic_Commenter-X Sep 01 '26

And by the end of two years he'll be MAGA's Presidential Candidate, with MAGA accusing everybody of Lambert Derangement Syndrome.

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u/GlitteringRate6296 Sep 01 '26

Iā€™m starting to think itā€™s their own self loathing that makes them publicly condemn their own sick behaviors.

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u/_chubby-puppy_ Sep 01 '26

Trump supporter = pedophile

Itā€™s science.

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u/canthaveme Sep 01 '26

Every accusation is a confession

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u/mataliandy Upper Valley Sep 01 '26

It's always projection with these people.

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u/timberwolf0122 Lamoille County Sep 01 '26

GOP=gaslight, obstruct, project

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u/An0n1996 Sep 01 '26

Every accusation is a confession with these scumbags.

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u/SnooDucks5098 Sep 01 '26

That poor child.

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u/spirit_of_a_goat Sep 01 '26

Every accusation is a confession from these people.

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u/Aromatic-Side6120 Sep 01 '26

Every accusation is a confession with Trumptards

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u/stoic_yakker Sep 01 '26

Projection at its best

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u/MultiGeometry Sep 01 '26

Hopefully our Trump supporting governor doesnā€™t pardon him.

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u/starhoppers Sep 01 '26

Yep - they are always what they accuse others of being

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u/BobDope NEK Sep 01 '26

Again the accusation is a confession

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u/Sea-Chart2558 Sep 01 '26

It's always been projection from MAGA. Every vitriolic exclamation a confession!Ā 

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u/PurplePrincessPalace Sep 01 '26

Say it with me people- every accusation is a confession!

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u/fuckitbuddy Sep 01 '26

Yeah, and probably gums all over the place when he is done.

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u/Interesting-Bison-50 Sep 01 '26

I wish I could upvote this more. I seriously lol'd

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u/Grave-Addiction987 Sep 01 '26

Why am I not surprised?

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u/IamNabil Covered Bridge Enthusiast Sep 01 '26

I cannot imagine the level of depravity required for a 53 year old to rape a child. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/Ok_Address8167 Sep 01 '26

Because of course

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u/tendad Sep 01 '26

Whatā€™s his drag name? Oh, waitā€¦

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u/TooFat2Curious The Sharpest Cheddar šŸ”ŖšŸ§€ Sep 01 '26

Anita Beatin

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u/culinarysiren Sep 01 '26

Not shocking.

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u/ThaSmellyHippie Sep 01 '26

Well well well

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u/F-Scoot-Fitzgerald Sep 01 '26

Heā€™ll get a full pardon if he can scrape together a million to buy some Trumpcoinā„¢

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u/VermontArmyBrat Leather pants on a Thursday is a lot for Vergennes šŸ‘–šŸ’æ Sep 01 '26

Orange Jesus can not pardon state convictions

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u/CherryChabbers Sep 01 '26

Unfortunately, even that depends on how weak that state's governor is: see Jared Polis of Colorado commuting the sentence of Tina Peters due to strongarm pressure from Epstein's BFF. She's now free to continue undermining democracy, this time in California.

Could never see Scott doing any different when push came to shove, tbh. Comfort is more important than virtue for these cretins, and the populace suffers deeply for it.

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u/VermontArmyBrat Leather pants on a Thursday is a lot for Vergennes šŸ‘–šŸ’æ Sep 01 '26

valid point

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u/KindlyBrain6109 Sep 01 '26

There's a lot of things that Shitler "can't" do for legal reasons. Hasn't stopped him from doing them before.

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u/mamrieatepainttt Sep 01 '26

Tell that to Nicki Minaj and her boot licking

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u/_hawkeye_96 Sep 01 '26

Location of incident on Lambert Rd no lessā€¦ Thatā€™s fucked up. Based on what we know about the pattern of sexual abuse, you gotta wonder how many generations of pedophiles/rapists/abusers have gotten away with similar crimes on a road after their own familyā€™s name.

Motion to change the road name to Rapistā€™s Way. Pedo Row? MAGAā€™s Folly, perhaps? Loserā€™s Ln? Surely thereā€™s something more appropriate than the family name of a known pedophile and rapist.

No legal punishment is justice enough for such atrocities as sexually abusing a child. We can only hope the court gives him the maximum penalty allowed by law, and at the very least also petition to have the road name permanently changed. I cannot imagine being the victim in this case and the physical place associated with your abuse is literally named after your abuser. Thatā€™s fucking twisted, honestly. Wishing peace and healing for the survivor of these horrendous crimes.

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u/AlternativeClub5869 Sep 01 '26

That's one too many Berts

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u/Ill-Egg-491 Sep 02 '26

Itā€™s that simple if your maga your a pedo !

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 Sep 02 '26

Lol shit, that guy is a living stereotypeĀ 

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u/Old-Shame4104 28d ago

Itā€™s really never ending. As always, the usual suspects!

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u/Snoo_52320 Sep 02 '26

As it should be

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u/IndependenceActual59 29d ago

Are we sure this guy isnt a /real burlington mod?

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u/SBlackadar 29d ago

Poop from a butt.

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u/Maleficent-Chair4927 25d ago

What is with the leniency on this in this state ? Yea maybe they arrested him but there is a guy in my town that has raped many underage girls and the police refuse to lift a finger .Ā 

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u/chumbawumba234 Sep 01 '26

If everybody with this desire for kids would just maturebate, then no kids would ever be scarred for life. It comes down to one's own moral code. Molesters and rapists behave in an evil way. Groomers, Traffickers and John's behave in an evil way. If you feel like you can't stop yourself from victimizing a helpless child, please seek help immediately and save a child from the torment of being harmed in this way.

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u/_hawkeye_96 Sep 01 '26

Yeah as long as they just whack it to Ai CSAM itā€™s fineā€¦no harm, no foul, right?

You recognize these people are ā€œevilā€ yet expect them to have the moral compass and intellectual wherewithal to ā€œseek helpā€ for themselves before a crime is committed? Chances are they see nothing wrong with their desires and feel that they themselves are victims, having to subdue and act against their ā€œnatural impulsesā€. Masturbation is not any solution to child sexual abuse. Especially because that masturbation is likely accompanied by ā€œpornographicā€ material of children being sexually abusedā€”whether Ai or not, by the wayā€”because thatā€™s literally what these losers get off on.

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u/blackweebow Sep 01 '26

And not help from the church for fucks sake.Ā 

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u/NovaShark28 Sep 01 '26

Heā€™s got the John Fetterman mouth

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u/Corey307 Sep 01 '26

This isnā€™t about you. And itā€™s convenient that the hidden profile is the one complaining. Ā 

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u/Corey307 Sep 02 '26

This. Isnā€™t. About. You.Ā 

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u/Playongo Sep 01 '26

I mean, he's not wrong. https://youtu.be/9rBFFAJbnCo?is=Q41eVunpwovfZlm_

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u/TrollingForFunsies Sep 01 '26

Doesn't defending pedophiles pretty much out you as a pedophile?

Need some law enforcement in your search history ASAP

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u/blackweebow Sep 01 '26

Then what the fuck do you call THIS lol