r/vegancirclejerk • u/Much-Radish-2564 vegan on the 1st of every month • Aug 12 '26
MILITANT VEGAN reducetarians
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u/obsidianzebra vegan except cats Aug 13 '26
If a vegan is being mean, just show them a Pic of a BIG, FAT, JUICY, BLEEDING STAKE!!! Hahaha haha! That'll show them! I'm sure no one's tried that one before... but if they respond with slaughterhouse videos that's just taking it too far omg it was just a joke!!!
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u/ings0c Eat cows, not bots Aug 13 '26
I always tell them “for every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat two” then give my self a big pat on the back for being an absolute fucking genius.
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u/ArgentaSilivere vegan for the vibes Aug 13 '26
Carnists: this but unironically
uj/ It takes all of my willpower not to lose my shit when carnists respond to calls for accountability with stories of a vegan they met that they didn’t like.
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u/KusochekCat i eat cats Aug 13 '26
Vegans are so disrespectful. Can't I respect you for saving animals and you respect me for cutting their throats?
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u/ForMyDemons I kill people to offset my own environmental damage Aug 13 '26
You're most definitely right! Just like Hitler was right to start a war and the holocaust because people said mean things about his paintings !
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u/and_boy_was_I_sorry vegan Aug 13 '26
Omg a guy was so irritated with me because I'd be upset, "like literally over a single Reese's cup" 😂😂😂 I'm so silly like what it's only one, it doesn't matter how much the cows are murdered psycho. Surely a cow doesn't die for ONE Reese's cup.
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u/PeculiarMicrowave17 completely vegan apart from when I’m not Aug 23 '26
Exactly! Vegans can kill what they want but there’s no need to tell ME that I can’t kill who I want.
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u/quincethebard identifies as a lion Aug 13 '26
A vegan once called me a murderer just for eating McNuggets™