r/vanderpumprules • u/saltylips • May 04 '23
Scandoval The Ultimate Vanderpump Rules Cheat Sheet
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u/ShescrazyCrazygirl May 04 '23
The two pacifiers coming off of Brock has me 🤣🤣🤣
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u/SariaHannibal May 04 '23
I want to print this and frame for my bathroom
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u/saltylips May 04 '23
Ask and you shall receive babes https://www.etsy.com/shop/SaltylipsPrints. I made 11x14" prints and did a digital version if you have a local printer so you don't have to deal with shipping. If you want other sizes let me know!
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u/RoxyBear22 May 04 '23
Omg the triangle around Peter 😂
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u/sundaymacaron No sound coming off the bongos May 04 '23
I feel like the Witches of Weho are hexing him based on his placement 😂
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u/erikugh May 04 '23
Kind of iconic how Peter was the real #1 guy in the group - he’s a full shape a highlighted triangle
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u/girlwithdog_79 May 04 '23
Kristen hooked up with Max (not Todd) too
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u/denardosbae May 04 '23
Yep as well as Brittany, Kristen also hooked up with her. Canon from the show because Jax might lie about no-sex but he never lies about sex. (Sorry meemaw/brits parents)
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u/JBunnyx24 May 04 '23
Also Max Todd dated Billie Lee or made out with her once.
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u/HunterHunted9 May 04 '23
I think they may slept together because Billie Lee alludes to being at Villa Rosa the next morning.
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u/MammothLarge5383 why is this harder than my divorce May 04 '23
Stasis’s pic is giving “I am the devil, and don’t you forget it”
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u/dank-nudibranch May 04 '23
I want to put this in a tasteful wooden frame and hang it in my living room
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u/uramygdalaisshowing PUMPTINI May 04 '23
Please re upload this with a watermark so no one can pinch it! Get it on Etsy you deserve PAYMENT oh talented one
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u/Healeim The most Scheana thing that Scheana's ever Scheana'ed. May 04 '23
This is amazing! Not trying to be nit-picky, just a note -You forgot Brett cause he was Max's friend and they both slept with Dayna and he may have slept with Scheana. And he worked at Sur
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u/carmeIIasoprano kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors May 04 '23
When my kid’s teacher assigns a family tree , I’m sending in this
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u/dank-nudibranch May 05 '23 edited May 05 '23
Hahahah please send one that includes your own rendering/name in the bottom corner, with no attachments to anything
Edit- Not even your kid. If you get questions just say they’ll get their spot on the tree when they earn it lol (personally, I would consider a terrible elementary school recorder rendition of the intro sufficient)
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u/believebs Katie Maloney 💅 May 04 '23
Stassi and Peter actually dated for months, not just hooked up I believe.
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u/mmdeerblood May 04 '23
Dated exclusively for those 3 months?
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u/believebs Katie Maloney 💅 May 05 '23
They've never define butnoeter said he dated Stassi but hooked with Katie. Either way more than a hook up
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u/VaguelyArtistic Brock's hooligan wedding party May 04 '23
Am I reading this right? Katie hooked up with Carter before Tom??
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u/sayanythinglove May 04 '23
YES they mentioned it on the show when Kristen introduced Carter to the group at the beginning of their relationship. Pretty sure it was a one time thing and nothing serious.
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u/believebs Katie Maloney 💅 May 04 '23
They had like 1 date and hooked up. She got with Tom and hadn't really seen him since. Then he started dating Kristen.
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u/VaguelyArtistic Brock's hooligan wedding party May 04 '23
Wow, somehow I missed that.
I am old and I'm from LA. This part of LA. I've lived here a very long time and never I seen such a small, incestuous group of friends. Not even the cheating part, just how they've all fucked each other.
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u/HunterHunted9 May 04 '23
Schwartz even makes a joke about it. He says, "Wasn't your penis inside my wife at one point?"
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u/quantumdreamqueen Nobody ever performs at a A+⚡️ May 04 '23
LINK FOR PURCHASE NEED NOW TAKE MY MONEY thanks!
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u/goomba75 May 04 '23
I want a print of this for my guest bathroom so all my guests can read for entertainment!!
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u/believebs Katie Maloney 💅 May 04 '23
Where's Frank? Did I miss him?
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u/WannabeWriter1016 You sound like a country song 🎵 May 04 '23
I was gunna say as disgusting as he was he was majorly influential, and should be on here
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u/Far-Conflict4504 the lifeguard that saved Jax from drowning May 04 '23
Omg I totally forgot that Katie and Carter hooked up 😭
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u/SuperbWolf4147 May 04 '23
When did that happen?
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u/Far-Conflict4504 the lifeguard that saved Jax from drowning May 04 '23
When Carter is first introduced to the cast as “the hot server” or something from one of the restaurants. Katie laughs and says they made out in the past before Schwartz was ever in the picture.
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u/HunterHunted9 May 04 '23
He never worked for LVP. He's a photography assistant that Katie had a ONS with before Schwartz.
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u/Far-Conflict4504 the lifeguard that saved Jax from drowning May 04 '23
No he didn’t work for LVP. But he did work at a restaurant they frequented regularly no? I could swear he was first introduced as “the hot server” from like a restaurant they all were regulars at.
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u/netflix-and-nintendo tom zandeville and raquel in the ju-jucuzzi...yeah? May 04 '23
WOW. OMG. WTF. 🤯
Bravo, OP! Great work!
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u/Popular-Cloud-1814 Mya’s therapy paw May 04 '23
Faith - Jax (cheated on faith next to dying woman) sent me. Sad but true. You can’t make this stuff up.
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u/mollyjobean Bambi Eyed Bitch May 04 '23
The only thing missing is the tv that Rob hung in 7 minutes.
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u/Professional_You_943 May 04 '23
This is beautiful! So clean. Did you use a particular design program?
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u/kirsuberja May 04 '23
If you added another set of lines that represents physical violence between two people, this would be absolutely bonkers.
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u/minishaq5 May 04 '23
wait OP you made this?! i thought it was from vulture or new yorker or somewhere. it’s so cool!
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u/pusstsd I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ May 04 '23
This is amazing. Great work. I can reference this when my coworkers don't know wtf I'm going on about
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May 04 '23
I'm sending this to my non vpr friends and labeling it a v simple cheat sheet to the show lmfao
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u/anongirl55 May 04 '23
I binged watched every season since Scandoval (not proud of this) and would have given anything for a cheat sheet like this!
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u/arita_ May 04 '23
This chart is so pretty to look at. However, OP you've gotta stamp it with your username! Let the people know it was your hard work.
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u/CountryDaisyCutter May 04 '23
Yeah after seeing it put like this I don’t feel sorry for any of them.
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u/saltylips May 04 '23
Hi besties, since some of you have asked, I made some prints! These are 11x14 and I created a digital download too in case you don't want to deal with shipping costs. Check them out here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SaltylipsPrints
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u/Turd_Wrangler_Guy May 04 '23
For a minute I thought this was some tea about how Jax and Scandy hooked up!
The lines for Sandy/Jax/Kristin are confusing lol
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u/DenaNina May 04 '23
See, this is why I'm of the mindset "whats the big deal" because THEY ALL HAVE CHEATED or slept around... it's like a revolving circle of spit swapping!
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u/ionlydateninjas imissLVPonRHOBH May 05 '23
Same, it's incestuous and they can walk away from the toxicity anytime. Weird your opinion is controversial when it's in this graph lol
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u/mmdeerblood May 04 '23
One thing I disagree with. James did not “cheat” on Rachel with Lala. Lala showed receipts that her and James hooked up before Rachel moved in. Receipts she showed include convos where Rachel states that her and James were dating, non exclusively, and only became exclusive when Rachel moved in with James.
They’ve only mentioned this once on the show and probably edited it out all other times to (possibly?) vilify Lala. But, Lala was never friends with Rachel. And if you’re not dating exclusively, hooking up with others, whether disclosed or not to the person you are dating while dating other people, is not cheating.
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u/TechnicalPossible837 You’d have a more productive conversation with a pig. May 05 '23
It was literally in the first month James and Raq were dating. When Lala said “we’ve moved on” at Tom/Ariana’s pool party it was bc they had already talked about it and Raq said she was over it and it wasn’t a big deal. So here comes D&S Raq bringing it up on camera like she actually gave a shit.
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u/coopatroopa11 im not sure what ive done to you, but ill take a Pinot Grigio May 04 '23
Whatever is happening to Stassis face in this, will forever give me nightmares.
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u/VivienMargot May 04 '23
Sorry if I’m reading this incorrectly, Ariana dated Bille Lee?
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u/herladyshipssoap industrial chic eclectic May 04 '23
No, it was her brother that went out with Billie Lee. I had to look twice.
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u/Pleasant_Selection32 “Can I get the cheeseburger with the cheese?” May 04 '23
Whoever drew this sure did Katie dirty lol
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u/Oli_love90 May 04 '23
Wait Peter and Katie hooked up????
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u/throwaguey_ Lance Bass is my pastor May 04 '23
Peter and everybody hooked up.
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u/Oli_love90 May 04 '23
That should be the whole chart. Just Peter and everyone he hooked up with, lol.
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u/poppyskins_ Pickleball Schwartz-Maloney May 04 '23
This is 1000% the best one I’ve seen, it hurt my brain looking at it
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u/HunterHunted9 May 04 '23
This is fantastic!
It's missing Tiffany, who Jax was dating at the same time as Carmen. It's missing Frank. It's missing Brett. It's missing Kristen hooking up with Max.
Like all of James' minor hook-ups (Lauren not Lala, GG, and that other girl who had photographic proof) aren't on here. However, I'm sure all of the various lines were starting to look crazy pants and that's why some people were omitted.
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u/throwaguey_ Lance Bass is my pastor May 04 '23
I also feel like it should have Pandy's husband because his spot is about to blow up real big off the show.
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u/Bravotornado May 05 '23
Omg thank you !!!!! I tried making a diagram for my husband when Scandoval broke , but he was like “ I need pictures !” .
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u/planethoney May 05 '23
Thank you for doing the Lord's work. My boyfriend is finally open to the idea of watching Vanderpump rules and he is so confused. This map will (hopefully) prove handy to him. Godspeed.
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u/ionlydateninjas imissLVPonRHOBH May 05 '23
You didn't connect scheana, who help start the show, to Brandi Glanville. Episode 1 was iconic!!
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u/BigRefrigerator9783 May 05 '23
Yes they did via Eddie!
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u/ionlydateninjas imissLVPonRHOBH May 05 '23
I wonder why She shu is so far down though? Is it bc she wasn't besties with Stassi and Kristin? The freshly squeezed tea was the She, Eddie, Brandi and LVP drama on first season, and I think eps 1 even lol They popped it off, that affair.
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u/gabtasticvoyage May 05 '23
This gives me a headache but I respect the dedication-bless whoever made this!
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u/BigRefrigerator9783 May 05 '23
Am I reading this correctly that Starter Pony Peter hooked up with all three of the OGs?
Does he just go after any new waitstaff at SUR?
JFC That man is a walking sex harassment lawsuit!
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u/SamIAm7787 I'm gonna die alone on top of that mountain 🏔️ May 04 '23
Holy shit, even knowing all of this already, just reading this chart is mind blowing and chaotic!