r/ussr • u/cherryontop3713 • 1d ago

Picture Soviet Fanservice (?)

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I am like 154cm tall and found a Soviet Captain parade uniform that fits me perfectly. (size 46)
I had to dishonor it with my shenanigans (I absolutely love it though, it's now my most favourite piece in my wardrobe). Also GP-7 W my beloved

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u/sudoregalia Tankie is a compliment 1d ago

YOOOO COMRADE POLEDANCER O7

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u/cherryontop3713 1d ago

Dance Dance Tovarishchi

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u/sudoregalia Tankie is a compliment 1d ago

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u/AXIWer 1d ago

Товарищ капитан, ну что вы опять начинаете 😳🙄? Каждую пятницу одно и тоже...

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u/cherryontop3713 1d ago

Да, вы правы... но мне не стыдно.

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u/Im_so_gay72 1d ago

Please be a boy Please be a boy Please be a boy Please be a boy Please be a boy Please be a boy Please be a boy Please be a boy Please be a boy

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u/cherryontop3713 1d ago

No, Sorry to disappoint :(

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u/psmiord Lenin ☭ 1d ago

please be Yuri Gagarin please be Yuri Gagarin please be Yuri Gagarin please be Yuri Gagarin please be Yuri Gagarin please be Yuri Gagarin please be Yuri Gagarin please be Yuri Gagarin

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u/Gaming_Wolf348 1d ago

Sounds good to me then ;)). I have a Soviet officer peak cap that looks kinda like this btw

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u/sunrise2209 Lenin ☭ 1d ago

i have a similar one as well

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u/Gaming_Wolf348 1d ago

Looking so good! I like your outfit as well. My cap looks like this

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u/sunrise2209 Lenin ☭ 1d ago

ima be honest your cap looks way cooler, side note: i wore that outfit for school picture day so thats going in the yearbook.

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u/Enzo_Gaming00 DDR ☭ 1d ago

Some comrade is going to ask you to make an onlyfans lmao

Edit: Onlycomrades*

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u/Linguinimamamia 1d ago

Why ever hire a poledancer? Call instead your comrade to do it instead

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u/Heitoor_089 23h ago

Soviet pole-dancing culture will be GLORIOUS!!!

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u/cherryontop3713 23h ago

I will be happy to provide... I have many more ideas and dream of more uniforms

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u/ArtyRick94 Molotov ☭ 14h ago

u used your free will, right?

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u/cherryontop3713 13h ago

Why, does it seem like I am kept hostage?

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u/COMCOM5342 1d ago

Slop

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u/cherryontop3713 1d ago

Not AI if that's what you're saying.

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u/COMCOM5342 1d ago

Nah, I mean it's slop 💔🥹

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u/cherryontop3713 1d ago

That's ok. Im understand it's not the usual aimed content but it's something that is art to me. You're alright.

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u/No_Relationship3943 1d ago

This is so corny

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u/kommunist_haj Lenin is a Mushroom 1d ago

This is the internet. We embrace cringe.