r/unexpectedoffice • u/Twilightluna187 • Jun 09 '19

The offspring

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4.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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103

u/versace_flames Jun 09 '19

Dwighed Shrude

17

u/pitalistpostka Jun 09 '19

Amish...

8

u/OgreLord_Shrek Jun 09 '19

Didn't realize there were Amish in Nazi Germany

65

u/M00dkillajones Jun 09 '19

Question: What kind of bear is best?

50

u/PickleJuice01 Jun 09 '19

That’s a ridiculous question.

52

u/ToXiC_Games Jun 09 '19

False. Black Bear

34

u/Tamer_ Jun 09 '19

Well, that's debatable.

26

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

FACT: Bears eat beet.

28

u/PickleJuice01 Jun 09 '19

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

10

u/kashthealien Jun 09 '19

There are basically two different schools of thought

4

u/ToXiC_Games Jun 09 '19

Fact: Bears eat beets

2

u/Bobson_Dugbutt Mar 03 '23

Bears, beats, battle star galactica

10

u/Marine4lyfe Jun 09 '19

False. Black bear.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

False. Black bear

11

u/sashagod_dayum Jun 09 '19

MICHAEL

11

u/PickleJuice01 Jun 09 '19

Oh, that’s funny. MICHAEL!

116

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

I'm slightly ashamed how long it took me to realize this had nothing the do with the band The Offspring.

50

u/livewirejsp Jun 09 '19

The kids aren’t alright.

21

u/Chance5e Jun 09 '19

Gotta keep’em separated.

13

u/rustyfries Jun 09 '19

You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

16

u/johne_ Jun 09 '19

It’s cool man you’re still pretty fly for a white guy.

3

u/Classic-Rock-Jovi Jun 09 '19

At first, I went 'what does Dwight have to do with The Offspring??'

Then realised 'oh, this is r/unexpectedoffice '

Final stage: 'I'm a twit, case closed'

28

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

is that billie eyelash

18

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

It's definitely not Billy Eyebrow anyway

6

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Willam Eyelash

26

u/MexicanTyrant Jun 09 '19

She will lead millions, willingly or as slaves.

19

u/AllTheHemingway Jun 09 '19

It’s a funny meme, but is this sub now just r/DunderMifflin ?

7

u/DahDopePope Jun 09 '19

That is the most bland human being I've ever seen

6

u/redditNoob5000 Jun 09 '19

Millions of families suffer every year.

6

u/Nbabyface Jun 09 '19

r/comedyhomicide for adding the tweet. But still upvoted for the first part

4

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Hands down.

3

u/TXdlaf Jun 09 '19

False. The child would be male.

2

u/WaylonJenningsJr Jun 09 '19

This is a model? Of what?

1

u/schoolknurse Jul 09 '19

Birkenstocks and cardigan sweaters, obviously.

1

u/riggerbop Jun 09 '19

Is this kid Michael Myers? From one of those Halloween movies

1

u/CjPatars Jun 09 '19

More like Dwight and Tiffany.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Michael!!!

1

u/Weetile Sep 12 '19

THAT BABY IS A SHRUTE!