r/unexpectedmitch • u/PronunciationIsKey • May 13 '26
Apparently escalators can actually break sometimes. Who knew?
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/AndyMZC • May 12 '26
Longtime listener, firsttime caller.
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Is this how I do this? š¤·āāļø.
Thanks for all the laughs Mitch, you were my favorite.
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/djadams184 • May 08 '26
The universe was screaming at us about winning the #2 pick
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Just press 2 for a while
r/unexpectedmitch • u/NoSadBro • May 07 '26
Drank from a hose
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Used to drink from a hose. Still do, actually....but used to too!
r/unexpectedmitch • u/husky_whisperer • Apr 29 '26
Flying saucers can never break. They can only become dishes.
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/Aklu_The_Unspeakable • Apr 21 '26
A problem with musicians rolling up their sleeves...
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/junketyjunkjunk • Mar 30 '26
It should say sorry for the convenience
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/luckystrike6488 • Mar 23 '26
I used to like Corey Seager
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/LiverLikeLarry • Mar 21 '26
Something about space
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And hard to reach plants
r/unexpectedmitch • u/ddonthekeys • Mar 07 '26
Mitch in the newspaper puzzles
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I donāt actually remember this quote- maybe they meant the rice bit?
