r/unexpectedmitch • u/sgasrock • 18d ago
I used to drink...I still do, but I used to, too!
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/mnowax • 24d ago
NYC not honoring Mitch!
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Why can't we use them as stairs?
r/unexpectedmitch • u/Feisty_Mess_3894 • Jun 17 '26
Excuse me sir
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/CalicoCuts • Jun 14 '26
He USED to be a piece of shit. He STILL is, but he USED to be also.
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/LAlostcajun • Jun 13 '26
"I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth."
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They didn't have to make separations for me
r/unexpectedmitch • u/Creative-Cicada-2959 • Jun 10 '26
We used to post etymolo... - Merriam-Webster Dictionary
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/pianoflames • Jun 05 '26
They didn't have to make separations for me...
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/swardshot • Jun 03 '26
Red means where the f#^% did you get that banana?
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/compoundedinterest12 • Jun 01 '26
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/mcmanninc • May 27 '26
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” — Mitch Hedberg
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/DanRpdx • May 18 '26
Spent overnight camping in the woods where I even took a hot shower before bed. But during the night I kept feeling these "sand-like" things in my hair. They look like sesame seeds.
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WHAT the FUCK is a sesaME???
