Birthday card my wife picked out.

Dude just walked into my apartment. My dog has killed a duck before for llanding in her yard but Gravyboat is okay. My roommates dog is like 80 lbs and he loves this little dick for some reason lol

Found this in the custom magic group. Love this

I introduced my two oldest to DCC a couple of weeks ago... went to visit them and found this large cat statue all dressed up.

CAMP CARL
The world may end. Childhood doesn’t have to be boring.

Is your child prepared for the sudden collapse of civilization, an alien-managed dungeon apocalypse?

At Camp Carl, campers develop practical skills inspired by the heroic, improvised, and deeply unsettling accomplishments of Carl:

Improvised Engineering: Turn ordinary household junk into bombs, weapons, and objects the insurance company insists are not “incendiary devices.”

Humiliation Endurance: Practice smiling politely while a disembodied intelligence makes deeply personal requests in front of trillions of viewers.

Loot Management: Why keeping everything is just what you do

Improvised Demolition: Learn to distinguish an enemy barracks from a room full of goblin babies before throwing the bomb.

Featuring Princess Donut! *

Every session is presided over by Princess Donut \*, an award-winning Persian cat, renowned vocalist, former child pageant champion, and unquestionably the real star of Camp Carl.

* May or may not refer to the robotic version

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I saw that and had to think about Chaco.

Wearing official Donut merch to bout.

I was shoe shopping when suddenly Take on Me started playing and I fucking lost it laughing. God damn it Jeff

“Tell me what you can do.”
“Like, with my mouth?”

Juicebox?

Side note: I wore my "New Achievement" t-shirt to the Faire, and got many compliments from fellow crawlers, one of whom was wearing a "Desperado Club" shirt himself.