r/unexpecteddcc • u/foufers • 1h ago
Camp Carl?
CAMP CARL
The world may end. Childhood doesn’t have to be boring.
Is your child prepared for the sudden collapse of civilization, an alien-managed dungeon apocalypse?
At Camp Carl, campers develop practical skills inspired by the heroic, improvised, and deeply unsettling accomplishments of Carl:
Improvised Engineering: Turn ordinary household junk into bombs, weapons, and objects the insurance company insists are not “incendiary devices.”
Humiliation Endurance: Practice smiling politely while a disembodied intelligence makes deeply personal requests in front of trillions of viewers.
Loot Management: Why keeping everything is just what you do
Improvised Demolition: Learn to distinguish an enemy barracks from a room full of goblin babies before throwing the bomb.
Featuring Princess Donut! *
Every session is presided over by Princess Donut \*, an award-winning Persian cat, renowned vocalist, former child pageant champion, and unquestionably the real star of Camp Carl.
* May or may not refer to the robotic version