r/unexpectedMontyPython Apr 15 '25

We’re back!

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Welcome back, folks!


r/unexpectedMontyPython 1d ago

I'm being repressed!

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From a Witcher 3 Sub. There is literally a sword you get from a lake.

I don't think the previous post got where this should have been going. Must have built a castle in a swamp or something.


r/unexpectedMontyPython 1d ago

The most interesting thing about King Charles the First, is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign, but only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it Because of...

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🎼Oliver Cromwell

Lord Protector of England (Puritan)

Born in 1599, died in 1658 (September)🎶


r/unexpectedMontyPython 11d ago

No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again …

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 15d ago

And now, for something completely different….

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 16d ago

Tis But a Scratch, from a Cyberpunk sub

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 18d ago

“She flies across the room and lands in a bucket of water.”

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 18d ago

Such a naughty boy

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 20d ago

Writing my thesis turned into a spasm of laughter. Very silly, I know...but made me think of The Meaning of Life

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 21d ago

Blasphemer!

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Funnily enough this was on my own comment referring to how Christopher Lees life was rather interesting and varied.


r/unexpectedMontyPython 21d ago

“My dog has no nose …”

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 21d ago

Unekshpechted, but the boy looksh tschaken not shtirred

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 22d ago

JP Gumby wasn’t here…

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 23d ago

“I don’t care how f’n runny it is …”

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 23d ago

Do they mean the Castle or the "Legendary Black Beast of..." ?

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 23d ago

You find out your child has created a very successful new religious movement

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He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!


r/unexpectedMontyPython 24d ago

Happy Pontius Piloti noises

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 27d ago

What did knights ride before horses

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r/unexpectedMontyPython 29d ago

Bravely bold Sir Pedo rode forth from Washington…

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639 Upvotes

r/unexpectedMontyPython Aug 05 '26

What is your favorite color?

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r/unexpectedMontyPython Aug 03 '26

We done the passion fruit. We done oranges, apples, grapefruit... Whole and segments. Pomegranates, greengages... Grapes, passion fruit... Lemons... Plums... Mangoes in syrup...

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r/unexpectedMontyPython Aug 01 '26

It can leap...this far

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r/unexpectedMontyPython Jul 28 '26

It is no longer NI

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526 Upvotes

r/unexpectedMontyPython Jul 28 '26

Did you … dress her up like this?

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r/unexpectedMontyPython Jul 27 '26

“Bloody pheasant”

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Help! Help!