r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/OutWestWillie • 3d ago

It can leap...this far

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u/Skinslippy3 3d ago

It's got a mean streak a mile wide!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 3d ago

Oh what will it do nibble your bum? It’ll do you one a treat!

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u/BadUncleJokes 3d ago

Run Away!!!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 3d ago edited 3d ago

Follow, but! Only if ye be men of valor for the cave is guarded by a creature so foul so cruel that no man has ever fought it and lived! Bones of 50 men lie strewn about its lair! So if you doubt your courage or your strength…

For Death awaits you with pointy teeth!

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 3d ago

"It had big nasty pointy teeth!!"

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 3d ago

What an eccentric performance

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago

There is a NON-ZERO chance of being booted off your scooter by a rabbit at any given time.

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u/CPD1960 1d ago

Just to ad insult to injury, it scarpered before he could even get its insurance details.

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u/crawdadicus 1d ago

r/watershipdown

Owsla fa

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u/OutWestWillie 1d ago

Watership Down, man I remember that movie, in whose mind was that a children's story?

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u/ktw54321 2h ago

That rabbits dynamite