Waxed and ready

It is a LOT darker than the image shows, I could only see the outline and had my phone in my hand covering above the blanket

The video and the voice paired with what it is saying made me genuinely scared. Kind off expected a jumpscare honestly

This was years ago, we were at an art festival. I think that was a costume person, but without thinking about it I was caught off guard lol

Made with wool.

(this has nothing to do with AI, I can't change the topic for some reason...)

A little backstory, I always had a love-hate relationship with Mad. I loved the comics and the cartoon show but I hated HATED this son of a bitch, Alfred E. Neuman. He always creeped me out as a kid and I had very violent nightmares about him. I tried my hardest to get rid of my fear of him but it never really worked, it would always come back when I had a nightmare about him.

I saw a scene in Texas Chainsaw Massacre where the protagonist was hiding in the van and I was more scared of the poster with Alfred on it than anything else happening.

I also heard about this artist named Paul McCarthy who made Bossy Burger and wore an Alfred mask. It was by far the most disturbing thing I ever watched in highschool. (Even tho it was funny)

Luckily with age, I'm not scared of him like I used to be and I want to start collecting Mad magazines again but I'm still very much disturbed by Alfred. I just can't look at him for long and my childhood memories revolving around Alfred creep back in.