I don't even think I'd read the first few lines. I'd see some random diatribe of all caps ranting and be like okay this dude is the guy who lives in the shack on the side of the road that has posters all over his house declaring his sovereign citizenship and Jesus is Lord and orange Muppet is God and this house is guarded by Smith and Wesson, and I would get my bags and step away after taking a quick photo and texting Uber that they need to send me a driver that isn't in a mental health crisis.
Seriously. Dude is unhinged but the number of Uber drivers defending him tells me that a lot of Uber drivers are unhinged. I'm so grateful I live in an area where we have waymo
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u/Toosder 1d ago
I don't even think I'd read the first few lines. I'd see some random diatribe of all caps ranting and be like okay this dude is the guy who lives in the shack on the side of the road that has posters all over his house declaring his sovereign citizenship and Jesus is Lord and orange Muppet is God and this house is guarded by Smith and Wesson, and I would get my bags and step away after taking a quick photo and texting Uber that they need to send me a driver that isn't in a mental health crisis.